Top 14 Tulips Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tulips pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Tulips conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. If I were your gardener...

   I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together

2. Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

3. Hey sweetheart, do you like gardening?

   How about you plant your tulips on mine?

4. If you have tulips and i have tulips,

   Want to put them together and make a Kiss?
   
   Ps: you need actual tulip flowers for this.

5. If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?

6. If I had a garden, I'd put your tulips next to my tulips.

7. I hate myself for this

   Roses are red
   
   violets are red
   
   tulips are red
   
   and my garden is on fire

8. If I had a garden

   I would put your tulips and mine together

9. If I had a flower bed

   I'd put your tulips and my tulips together

10. Do you like gardening?

    Because I'd love to put our tulips together

Funny tulips pickup lines

Do you like tulips?
Your two lips on deez nuts!

If i had a garden id put your tulips and my tulips together.

What's better than roses on a piano?

Tulips on my organ

if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)