Top 11 Tulips Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tulips pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. If I were your gardener...

   I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together

2. Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

3. If me and you made a garden, Would you plant your tulips next to mine?

4. Roses are Red and Tulips are Tulips.

   What the hell was I saying, I can’t get my mind off your Two Lips.

5. If I had a garden, I'd put your tulips next to my tulips.

6. I hate myself for this

   Roses are red
   
   violets are red
   
   tulips are red
   
   and my garden is on fire

7. Do you like gardening?

   Because I'd love to put our tulips together

8. Do you like tulips?

   Your two lips on deez nuts!

9. If i had a garden id put your tulips and my tulips together.

10. What's better than roses on a piano?

    Tulips on my organ

Funny tulips pickup lines

if we shared a garden, I'd put my tulips and your tulips together. (tulips = two lips)