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Top 50 Flowers Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Flowers pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Whats your favorite flower?

    Oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight

  2. Do you like flowers because I can see a flower just by looking at you.

  3. I noticed you don't have any flowers or a balloon....How you doin'?

  4. I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?

  5. Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?

  6. Someone told me I'm a rare Mexican Flower.

  7. Knock knock! Who’s there? Aretha.

    Aretha who? Aretha flowers for you.

  8. Baby girl, I'mma gonna dive into your Deku Flower.

  9. Hey girl, are you into flowers and stuff?

    Cause this one smells like chloroform

  10. If you were a flower you'd be a damnnn-delion

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What is a Flowers pickup line?

Funny flowers pickup lines

Girrrrl, you smell like straight up lavender. A field of flowers.

Tell me what you think

So there's this girl who is a cashier at one of the local grocery places (she's also in a class of mine but whatever). I think I'm gonna buy some groceries and also buy some flowers and when I go to check out I'm just gonna say "Thanks. You can keep the flowers though".

Whatdya think?

Roses or Daisies?

Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy

Halloween

I got you these flowers on Halloween I hope you like the BoOquet

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This is a funny Flowers pickup line!

How did I know that lilies are you favorit flower? Weeeell!

Are you a flower
Because you'd be a damnnnndelion.

Roses are red, violets are a flower

I think about you

When I’m taking a shower

Do you have flower insurance

Because I'm gonna deflower you

Are you a tree

You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
You spin my head right round, right round
When you go down, when you go down down
Hey, walk out that house with my swagger
Hop in there with dough, I got places to go!
People to see, time is precious
I looked at my cotty, are ya out of control?
Just like my mind where I'm goin'
No women, no shawties, no nothin' but clothes
No stoppin' now, my Pirellis on roll
I like my jewelry that's always on whoa
I know the storm is comin'
My pockets keep tellin' me it's gonna shower
Call up my homies, it's on
Then pop in the next 'cause this mix'll be ours
We keep a fade-away shot
'Cause we ballin' it's Platinum Patron that be ours
Lil mama, I owe you just like the flowers
Girl you…

You’re a flower and I’m a bee

And you should let me pollinate

Roses are red, violets are flowers

When I see you, I get uncomfortable and stupid.

Opinion?

Not every flowers can represent love, but rose can....
Not every trees can represent dryness, but cactus can....
Not every girl can make me fall in-love, but you can ;)

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Working Flowers tinder opener

You remind me of a flower

Wanna have sex?

Roses or daisies?

Great! Now i know what kind of flowers to put on your grave after i murder that pussy.

Are you a flower?

Because this bee is gonna suck you dry tonight

Hey girl are you a flower

Cuz i wanna plant my seed in you

Roses are red, Violets are sorta blue..

I’d really like to have a drink with you.

Hydrangeas can be purple, carnations can be green,
You’re the cutest, that I’ve truly ever seen.

Marigolds are yellow, daisies are white,
You could come home with me, if you play your cards right.

Flowers grow in dirt, they don’t grow in sand,
And if you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand.

Plants grow in water, and not in the rock,
Don’t hesitate to text, and I’ll entertain your... flock.

;)

Opening line needed ASAP guys

Suggest me an opening line ASAP, we have been following each other on instagram since a while now, i have decided to make the move and reply her on this story, “CAN ALREADY SMELL THE FLOWERS AND CUTE MESSAGES I WONT BE GETTING ON THIS VALENTINE’s DAY” please suggest me something where i dont look as a creep, fyi, we dont know each other, we dont even have mutuals, completely random people

You have a higher chance of getting flowers on Valentine’s Day if you die on February 13

Let’s change that

Are you a flower?

'Cause I wanna pollinate you

Are you a flower?

'Cause I'd pick you

Are you a flower

Because id shove you down my mouth and watch spider man and elsa

Hey sexy, are you a flower pot?

Cause I wanna plant my seed in you.