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Top 50 Watch Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Watch pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you the Imposter?

    Because my neck snapped watching you walk by...

  2. My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear.

    (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

  3. Hey, are you a potato?

    Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours

  4. Are you the LoTR?

    Cause I spent over nine hours watching you last weekend

  5. I'm no mathematician but

    I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

  6. I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

    Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!

  7. So you watch soccer?

    Because you'll never walk alone

  8. I love it when you watch me baste my bird.

  9. I'll watch Carl for you.

  10. I'd like to dig into your temple and watch things explode.

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Funny watch pickup lines

I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.

Call me Big Brother, because I've been watching you all night.

Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?

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You must be my Netflix app, because I want to stay up aaaallll night watching you.

I wanna watch you walk the plank...s of my bedroom floor.

Wanna watch me churn the butter?

I can take you back to my place baby but be quiet my Aunt May will be downstairs watching Jeopardy.

Hey girl, wanna come watch this 39" tv and these 5 dollar movies tonight?

Wanna watch the northern lights tonight?

Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me disappear clothing!

Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch public access TV?

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Working Watch tinder opener

Watch me use my wood and put it in the hole.

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.

Girl, if you were an Apple Watch, you'd be Edition.

I heard you like Magic sweetheart, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.

I've been watching u swim around all day...

I slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.

Now watch the rise of my Cyberman.

Wanna go to Jurassic and park and watch the subprimordial ooze races?

I'm not gonna let you die a virgin, not on my watch.

Wanna watch me swing my wood?

Go on, trust me, no one is watching.