Are you the LoTR?

Cause I spent over nine hours watching you last weekend

I'm no mathematician but

I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!

So you watch soccer?

Because you'll never walk alone

I'll watch Carl for you.

I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.

My watch is telling me you don’t have panties on

Maybe it’s 5 minutes fast...

You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.

Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?

Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.

You must be my Netflix app, because I want to stay up aaaallll night watching you.

My watch is broken

It keeps saying it’s time you came back to my place.

Wanna watch me churn the butter?

I can take you back to my place baby but be quiet my Aunt May will be downstairs watching Jeopardy.

Hey girl, wanna come watch this 39" tv and these 5 dollar movies tonight?

Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me disappear clothing!

Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch public access TV?

Can my Direwolf watch precious?

Watch me use my wood and put it in the hole.

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.

Girl, if you were an Apple Watch, you'd be Edition.

I've been watching u swim around all day...

I slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.

Now watch the rise of my Cyberman.

Wanna go to Jurassic and park and watch the subprimordial ooze races?

I'm not gonna let you die a virgin, not on my watch.

Wanna watch me swing my wood?

Go on, trust me, no one is watching.

Therapy is expensive...

I'd rather watch you smile

Watch out I just ate a big dot, now I'm coming after you.

Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch Netflix?

Wanna go back to my place and watch p**... on my flat screen mirror?

Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me make your clothes disappear.

I want to watch the stunning golden sunsets with the most beautiful lifeguard like you forever.

Hey baby, wanna watch me deck my self.

Girl are you a meteor shower? Cuz I'm watching you from my window.

I'd love to watch the sunset from your valley.

Girl are you a toaster? Because I want to insert my dough inside you and watch little toasts come out.

I love how you dance as if no one’s watching.

Hey, are you a toaster? Because I want to give you this bread for about two minutes and watch magic happen.

Hey girl, you like bird watching?

‘Cause I like “chicken” you out

Watch my pen p**... your dollar bill.

Do you want to come over and watch p**... on my mirror?

I heard you like watching Grey's...

How about you come over later and let me explore your anatomy

Doing something is always more fun than just watching.

I could watch you do back flips all day.

Are you a Rolex watch?

Because I can't afford you, but I would love to have you.

I’m not into watching sunsets...

...but I’d love to see you go down

Hey girl, are you a bad movie?

Cause I've watched you more times than I'd like to admit.

Are you a fine bottle of merlot?

Cuz I want to watch you get old in my basement

Did you know that it's impossible for you to watch live sunset?

Cuz you can't watch yourself fall asleep.

Ukw? I can watch a movie made entirely of your cute pics, maybe 50+ hours long, in one sitting without getting bored.

Do you watch basketball?

Cause I can step up N B A man for u.

So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch Netflix and cuddle, eh.

Watch me babe while I beat on this pin.

Hey, wanna watch p*rn in my mirror?

Call me Bill Gates

Because I'll be watching you from your windows

Let's do it in the library with Lawrence watching over us in full approval.

Want to go back to my place and watch p*rn on my flat screen mirror?

Do you watch wrestling?

Cus WWE would look good together

Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob grow big?

"Did it hurt when you spiked that volleyball? 'Cause you've been running through my dreams since last week like a champion."

"Watching volleyball, huh? How about we bounce some ideas around for the perfect dinner date together?"

"Watching you dance is like a fiery tango, may I have the pleasure of being your next partner?"

"A woman with good taste in shows, I like that. Ever thought about starring in your own rom-com? Spoiler: I'd be the leading man."

"Did you get a yellow card in volleyball? Because you've stolen my attention and haven't given it back yet!"

"Your radiance blinds my iris, turns my sight into a night sky, Never have I seen a celestial show so high."

Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection and can't resist streaming you all night.

"Oh, a fan of witty humor, I see. Maybe we could watch it together sometime, under one blanket, sharing popcorn and laughs."

"Sounds like a plan! Just a heads up, I might need a strong drink for some of those scenes. What’s your favorite cocktail?"

"Watching you master the volleyball court was captivating, but your championship smile truly won my heart."

"That sounds like a perfect scene! Just imagine us, lost in laughter with popcorn flying everywhere. You're quite the dreamer, aren't you?"

"If you were a game, you'd be my favorite—because watching you stream feels like pure joy in every frame!"

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

"Formula racing, huh? So you enjoy watching fast cars go in circles? Just like my life when I’m trying to find the remote control! 🚗💨"

"Watching you is like watching a burlesque show—enticing, thrilling, and I can't help but want an encore."

"I've watched the horizon glow with life, but it pales compared to the luminance in your eyes."

"Watching scary movies alone is terrifying, but it would be a wonderful fright with you by my side."

"Have you ever tried magic? Because when you share your Snapchat, watch how quickly my day transforms."

"If you were a burlesque dancer, you'd be the star of the show—absolutely mesmerizing and dangerously captivating."

"How about we watch the sunset together? I promise you, it won't be as stunning as your radiant beauty."

I appreciate it! My secret skill? I can binge-watch an entire series without blinking. It's like the Olympics, but with snacks and pajamas. How about you?

"Dear Ayumi, your anger's plain to see, but know my music isn't a vanity. It's my soul's melody, not mere popularity."

Totally get that! I like to binge-watch series when I'm sick. What show would you recommend for a perfect "sick day" marathon?

"Losing never felt so winning, if it means I get the chance to watch your smile light up across the dinner table."

"Are you a cartoon character? Because you're animated with charm and I can't stop watching."

"Is your name Netflix? Because I'm totally streaming with fascination every time I see you."

Watching you eat that banana is almost as satisfying as imagining your lips on mine.

"If I could rearrange the stars, I’d ensure you’re always the brightest one in my dreams."

"Well then, you know how sweet, delightful, and irresistible it is, just like our conversation."

"Are you a remote? Because I can't control the giggles whenever you switch on your charm."

Ah, a fellow reel enthusiast! Your taste is impeccable, just like your style. Care to share some of your favorite reels with me?

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because clearly, you're the only success in this fail compilation."

"Watching those cat videos may be cute, but they've got nothing on your charm and beauty."

In the shadows I watch you shine, your beauty captures my heart every time.

"Are you watching Netflix alone? Because I could definitely be the perfect binge partner—especially if it leads to cuddles."

I want to lock you in a room and watch you play beach volleyball.

"You weren't allowed to watch football, but there's no rule against playing the game of love, right?"

"They hid football from you, darling? Let me introduce you to my field; it's more exciting with you as my cheerleader."

"Are we talking about Netflix and chill because, darling, you're the only series I'd binge-watch all Sunday long."

I'm like Netflix – once you start watching, you just can't stop. Would you be my binge buddy? (Not related to context)

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te! (cheesy and cute)

"Excuse me, but if watching fails is your thing, how about we succeed together?"

Is it hot in here, or is it just you? Your charm makes me feel like I'm watching porn.

Don't worry, I've got my body surveillance schedule all set up! Gotta keep an eye on this masterpiece at all times, right? 😂

Haha, I can't promise to always be on guard, but I wouldn't mind getting distracted by your beautiful, hot body. 😉

"You're the only show I want to binge-watch all night long."

"If you think those fails are funny, wait till you see my attempts at not falling for your smile."

"Your concentration in the game won you a junior volleyball championship, but your captivating beauty won my heart instantly."

"Watching you move on that couch, I'd say you're the perfect tease to my heart's release."

"If you were a cop, I'd willingly be your prisoner just to have you watch over me."

"You're so good at volleyball, it's no surprise my heart keeps getting served and spiked by your charm!"

"Seeing you conquer that championship was like watching a star fall, breathtaking and unforgettable."

"Your hotness could outshine any Netflix series, and trust me, I'd binge-watch you every time."

"Watching those fails with you, it's clear that your smile is my favourite success story."

Trust me, I won't miss a chance to admire your gorgeous figure. Consider me your personal bodyguard.

Haha, sounds like a fun night! Bet I could make it even better in person. 😉

If the heavens and stars have a plan, I hope it involves us meeting under their watchful gaze.

"If we were at a lake, I'd row us to the stars, just to watch you shine!"

"Haha, watch out! I've been told I have a pretty good counter-bite."

"Watching you strip away those layers is like finding a masterpiece; it just keeps getting better each time."

"Remember that beach sunset we haven't watched yet? Let's make it our favorite memory."

"Watching adult films is interesting, but exploring these fantasies with someone as attractive as you would be legendary."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your body looks like it was made for sin.

"My life was hollow, till your glow turned it into a shadow, Your beauty, my dear, makes the sky's glory bow."

Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

Cause I want to fall asleep with you in my arms and wake up with your cold dead eyes still watching me.

"Are you a blockbuster? Because I could watch you all night and never get bored."

"Are you a cornfield? Because I'm lost in your sweetness, just like when I watch jacknjellify."

"Watching your videos makes me blush, but imagining you in person? Now that's a fantasy."

"Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you all day long, even more so when you're doing your gym routine, blonde beauty."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the volleyball net? Because you spiked my heart rate!"

"That's cool! Watching Chinese movies with you would surely make learning Mandarin more fun and... tantalizing."