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Top 50 Watch Pick Up lines

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  1. Are you the Imposter?

    Because my neck snapped watching you walk by...

  2. Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

    But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.

  3. Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

    Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below

  4. Can I just watch this Spotify ad?

    Cuz I’d love 30 mins of uninterrupted listening with you.

  5. My magic watch is telling me you don’t have any panties on.

    Or is it 10 minutes faster?

  6. Hey, are you a potato?

    Because I wanna mash, add some milk then watch over you and keep you warm for hours

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Are you the LoTR?

Cause I spent over nine hours watching you last weekend

I'm no mathematician but

I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

I have a special watch that’s telling me you’re not wearing any underwear right now...

Oh you are? It must be 15 minutes fast!

So you watch soccer?

Because you'll never walk alone

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I'll watch Carl for you.

I'd like to dig into your temple and watch things explode.

I hear god is watching, so let's give him a show.


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My watch is telling me you don’t have panties on

Maybe it’s 5 minutes fast...

You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.

Call me Big Brother, because I've been watching you all night.

Hey, Baby, whaddya say we go over to my place and watch a little Spongebob?

Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.


You must be my Netflix app, because I want to stay up aaaallll night watching you.

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My watch is broken

It keeps saying it’s time you came back to my place.

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Wanna watch me churn the butter?

I can take you back to my place baby but be quiet my Aunt May will be downstairs watching Jeopardy.

Hey girl, wanna come watch this 39" tv and these 5 dollar movies tonight?

Wanna watch the northern lights tonight?

Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me disappear clothing!

Can my Direwolf watch precious?

Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch public access TV?

Watch me use my wood and put it in the hole.

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch your transom.


Girl, if you were an Apple Watch, you'd be Edition.

I've been watching u swim around all day...

I slayed a dragon once. Now watch me slay your virginity.

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Now watch the rise of my Cyberman.

Wanna go to Jurassic and park and watch the subprimordial ooze races?

Wanna watch me swing my wood?

I'm not gonna let you die a virgin, not on my watch.

Go on, trust me, no one is watching.

Therapy is expensive...
I'd rather watch you smile

Watch out I just ate a big dot, now I'm coming after you.

Hey, you want to eat cookies and watch Netflix?

Wanna go back to my place and watch p**... on my flat screen mirror?


I want to watch the stunning golden sunsets with the most beautiful lifeguard like you forever.

Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me make your clothes disappear.

Hey baby, wanna watch me deck my self.

Girl are you a meteor shower? Cuz I'm watching you from my window.

I'd love to watch the sunset from your valley.

Girl are you a toaster? Because I want to insert my dough inside you and watch little toasts come out.

I love how you dance as if no one’s watching.

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Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Watch phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Watch lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.