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Top 43 Attention Pick Up lines

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  1. Hey baby you ever had your a** licked by a fatman in a trench coat

    Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior

  2. Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!

  3. You sure an artist!

    How else could you have drawn my attention so beautifully?

  4. I am ADHD and you are my Ritalin, because you make me want to behave and have my attention on you.

  5. Are you subtitles?

    Cause you have all my attention

  6. Excuse me. I hate to interrupt, but it caught my attention . Could I get back ? It ‘s the only one that , to fall in love with you at first sight.

  7. Are you a drill sergeant?

    Because you're calling my soldier to attention.

  8. What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

    Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
    But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

    Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
    Her: Taking care of something, she's around

    Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
    Her:How much longer do you have left?
    Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
    Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
    Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

    Her: Yeah
    Me: What high school?
    Her*responds*
    Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
    Her: I think I know of him
    He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
    Her: Not really:
    Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
    Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
    Me:
    if a tree falls in the forest
    And there's no one around to hear it
    Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
    Her: I'd love to
    Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
    Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
    *exchanged numbers*

    Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

  9. You must be really good at art

    'cause you have drawn my attention!

  10. You must be the indo-china border dispute

    Because you got all my attention

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Hey, are you a drill sergeant?
Because you make my privates stand at attention.

Is this a good pickup line?

I am in a real estate class with 60 other people. I am very attracted to a female in the class. We have made eye contact multiple times and she continues to look my direction. I assume she is single because she continues to play eye games with me. I was thinking about approaching her and introducing myself, then following with "I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam." Then hopefully she will reply with "why" and i will proceed to explain how i cannot seem to focus because she is stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of her. (which honestly is kind of true.) Then i would ask her if she is single and see if she would like to go out sometime. Just curious what reddit thinks of this? should i go for it?

Are you a general? Because my privates just snapped to attention.

Are you a fishing rod

Cause you just caught my attention

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Are you the black guy im hiding in my closet

‘cause i wanna hear you beg and plead me for attention

Hey, are you Australia
Because you’re super hot and not getting enough attention

Roses are red, Violets are sorta blue..

I’d really like to have a drink with you.

Hydrangeas can be purple, carnations can be green,
You’re the cutest, that I’ve truly ever seen.

Marigolds are yellow, daisies are white,
You could come home with me, if you play your cards right.

Flowers grow in dirt, they don’t grow in sand,
And if you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand.

Plants grow in water, and not in the rock,
Don’t hesitate to text, and I’ll entertain your... flock.

;)

Lotus grow on water, not in sand...

If you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand, trust me these lines are unplanned

- Day 18

Hey girl. You have a fiiiiine piece...

Of personality

For research purposes for our group I asked my girl how she felt about it. She does appreciate how I pay attention to more than the basic essentials.
Take notes bois (and/or ladies).

Feel free to give suggestions to make this a more irresistible pickup line.

Wow you must be from Mozambique, because after seeing you, I need Metical attention.

Hey girl are you a drill sergeant

Cause you make my privates stand at attention

In Honor of Veterans Day

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention

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Working Attention tinder opener

Do you like tentacles? Because i just drugged your beverage while you weren’t paying attention. (Akatsuki)

Are you a general because you make my private stand at attention?

Babe, are you an officer? Cause you just made my privates stand at attention.

I can stand at attention for hours, wanna play formation?

Your SOS got my attention! (One Direction)

If I may invite the courts attention to my dick, you will see you should let this evidence in. Its substantially more probative than opposing council's point.

Baby, all the ones other guys are unsustainable. Pay attention, I’ve got a environment friendly resource. We can go all night.

You make my centurion stand at attention.

Single male, attentive listener. Like to intercept communications, bodily fluid from international women.

Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?

Is your daddy a sergeant because your making my privates stand at attention!