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Top 49 Attention Pick Up lines

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  1. Hey baby you ever had your a** licked by a fatman in a trench coat

    Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior

  2. Hey are you an artist?

    Because you sure do draw my attention ;)

  3. Is your dad a sergeant cause your making my privates stand at attention!

  4. You sure an artist!

    How else could you have drawn my attention so beautifully?

  5. I'd treat you like my homework

    Never pay attention to you, complain about you to all of my friends, maybe give you a little attention last minute, and cheat on u.

  6. I am ADHD and you are my Ritalin, because you make me want to behave and have my attention on you.

  7. Are you this subreddit?

    Cause I never get your attention.

  8. Are you subtitles?

    Cause you have all my attention

  9. Are you a Drill Sergeant??

    Beacuse you have my Private standing at attention.

  10. Excuse me. I hate to interrupt, but it caught my attention . Could I get back ? It ‘s the only one that , to fall in love with you at first sight.

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Are you a puppy?
Because I want to give my love and attention to you

I hope you're an arborist because I've got a tree growing in my pants that needs your attention

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Are you a drill sergeant?

Because you're calling my soldier to attention.

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You must be the indo-china border dispute

Because you got all my attention

Hey, are you a drill sergeant?
Because you make my privates stand at attention.

I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam.

Why.
I cannot seem to focus because you are stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of you

Are you a general? Because my privates just snapped to attention.

Are you a fishing rod

Cause you just caught my attention

Wow you must be from Mozambique, because after seeing you, I need Metical attention.

Hey girl are you a drill sergeant

Cause you make my privates stand at attention

Hey girl. You have a fiiiiine piece...

Of personality

For research purposes for our group I asked my girl how she felt about it. She does appreciate how I pay attention to more than the basic essentials.
Take notes bois (and/or ladies).

Feel free to give suggestions to make this a more irresistible pickup line.

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Roses are red, Violets are sorta blue..

I’d really like to have a drink with you.

Hydrangeas can be purple, carnations can be green,
You’re the cutest, that I’ve truly ever seen.

Marigolds are yellow, daisies are white,
You could come home with me, if you play your cards right.

Flowers grow in dirt, they don’t grow in sand,
And if you’d paid attention, my number’s already on your hand.

Plants grow in water, and not in the rock,
Don’t hesitate to text, and I’ll entertain your... flock.

;)

Hey, are you Australia

Because you’re super hot and not getting enough attention

Are you the black guy im hiding in my closet

‘cause i wanna hear you beg and plead me for attention

In Honor of Veterans Day

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention

Hey baby are you a General?

Because my dick is standing at full attention.

Step to the beat of my heart/ I don't need a whole lot/ But for you I admit I/ I'd rather give you the world/ Or we can share mine/ I know I won't be the first one/ giving you all this attention/ Baby listen/ I just need somebody to love.

Do you like tentacles? Because i just drugged your beverage while you weren’t paying attention. (Akatsuki)

Are you a general because you make my private stand at attention?

Babe, are you an officer? Cause you just made my privates stand at attention.

I can stand at attention for hours, wanna play formation?

Your SOS got my attention! (One Direction)