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Top 37 Memory Pick Up lines

Compliment a girl or guy’s memory and flirt with them using these funny “memory” pick up lines. These pick up lines about memory will surely work for you. Make the girl or guy feel special about their memory skills. These good and cute memory pick up lines will surely work for you. These are the best pick up lines about memory for him or her.

  1. Hey girl, are you my memory problems?

    Because...fuck, I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. Fuck, man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.

  2. Our love is like the duration of long-term memory: it is infinity.

  3. Hey it's band camp and I'm thicker than a flute. Wanna make some memories?

  4. I want to fill your open USB slot with my memory stick.

  5. Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.

  6. One day I'll look back at all of my crowning memories...

    I'll think of the day I got a girlfriend, the day I kissed, and the day I met you.


    \- Day 98

  7. To Use In A Few Days

    I know it’s Memorial Day, but I’ll help make it memorable for you.

  8. Is your last name Dali? Because you persist in my memory.

  9. A few years ago, I was granted a wish...

    To be great at kiss or to have a great memory....
    I forgot which one I chose.

  10. When I was younger my fairy godmother said I can have a long penis or a long memory, I can’t remember my response.

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What is a Memory pickup line?

Working memory pickup lines

Baby, do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?

Girl, are you a RAM?

Cause you randomly access my memory

Hey baby, are you Google Chrome?

Because you use all of my memory

How would you like to come back to my place and...

Grow to tolerate me out of desperation to avoid loneliness just long enough to pick up some of my mannerisms, which will spend 2 to 7 years occasionally frustrating you out of the blue - forcing you to briefly relive some memory of me - while you slowly learn to unprogram them from your everyday use, gradually forgetting me like the world forgets us all?

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This is a funny Memory pickup line!

Hey girl, are you GOOGLE CHROME ?

Cuz you occupying way much memory in my head....

Are you a blanket fort?
Because I want to cherish the memory of being inside of you

Hey girl, are you a memory foam mattress?

Because I'd like to spend a night with you you'll never forget

Memories are the currency of love.

Can I start an account with you?

Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?

Because I want to rifle through your drawers.

Hey girl, are you an old sad memory ?

Coz I can't get you out of my head.

Do you want some memory?

Because you’re about to get RAMmed

Are you a traumatic memory?

Because I can't get you out of my head

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Working Memory tinder opener

Baby you'll be enhancing the duration of your short term memory tonight.. by saying my name all night long

Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?

Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?

If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.

What greater thing is there for two human souls, than to feel that they are joined for life to strength each other in all labor, to rest on each other in all sorrow, to minister to each other in all pain, to be with each other in silent unspeakable memories at the moment of the last parting?

Remember me? No? I must have used mind blowers on you. Here let me refresh your memory.

Give me leave to waken your memory

Daym girl, are you tryna enhance the capacity of your short term memory? Because dat kiss is chunky!

Hey girl is your name Salvador Dali because you is Persistently in my Memory.

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day i danced with you.

I can't erase you from my memory. (Office Supply – USB)