Top 33 Memory Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Memory chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Have you got a good memory?

   Because I'm gonna take a *megabyte* out of your ass

2. Our love is like the duration of long-term memory: it is infinity.

3. Hey it's band camp and I'm thicker than a flute. Wanna make some memories?

4. I want to fill your open USB slot with my memory stick.

5. Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.

6. One day I'll look back at all of my crowning memories...

   I'll think of the day I got a girlfriend, the day I kissed, and the day I met you.
   
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   \- Day 98

7. To Use In A Few Days

   I know it’s Memorial Day, but I’ll help make it memorable for you.

8. Is your last name Dali? Because you persist in my memory.

9. Baby, do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?

10. Girl, are you a RAM?

    Cause you randomly access my memory

Funny memory pickup lines

How would you like to come back to my place and...
Grow to tolerate me out of desperation to avoid loneliness just long enough to pick up some of my mannerisms, which will spend 2 to 7 years occasionally frustrating you out of the blue - forcing you to briefly relive some memory of me - while you slowly learn to unprogram them from your everyday use, gradually forgetting me like the world forgets us all?

Hey girl, are you GOOGLE CHROME ?

Cuz you occupying way much memory in my head....

Memories are the currency of love.

Can I start an account with you?

Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?

Because I want to rifle through your drawers.

Hey girl, are you an old sad memory ?

Coz I can't get you out of my head.

Do you want some memory?
Because you’re about to get RAMmed

Are you a traumatic memory?

Because I can't get you out of my head

I have a bad memory...

And I forgot how to kiss, can you teach me?

When I was born I had two choices. One was to have a perfect memory and the other was to have a huge penis.

Unfortunately I can't remember which one I chose.

Baby, not even Namine could erase my memories of you.

Baby you'll be enhancing the duration of your short term memory tonight.. by saying my name all night long

Daym girl, are you tryna enhance the capacity of your short term memory? Because dat ass is chunky!

Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?

Give me leave to waken your memory

If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.

What greater thing is there for two human souls, than to feel that they are joined for life to strength each other in all labor, to rest on each other in all sorrow, to minister to each other in all pain, to be with each other in silent unspeakable memories at the moment of the last parting?

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day i danced with you.

Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?

Remember me? No? I must have used mind blowers on you. Here let me refresh your memory.

Hey girl is your name Salvador Dali because you is Persistently in my Memory.

I can't erase you from my memory. (Office Supply – USB)

If I was a pioneer, the only thing I would need to bring to keep me warm at night is the memory of dancing with you tonight.