Top 35 Memory Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Memory pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Have you got a good memory?
Because I'm gonna take a *megabyte* out of your ass
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Our love is like the duration of long-term memory: it is infinity.
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Hey it's band camp and I'm thicker than a flute. Wanna make some memories?
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I want to fill your open USB slot with my memory stick.
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Mark Driscoll takes up 35% of my ipod memory.
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One day I'll look back at all of my crowning memories...
I'll think of the day I got a girlfriend, the day I kissed, and the day I met you.
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I know it’s Memorial Day, but I’ll help make it memorable for you.
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Is your last name Dali? Because you persist in my memory.
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Baby, do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?
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Girl, are you a RAM?
Cause you randomly access my memory
Funny memory pickup lines
Hey baby, are you Google Chrome?
Because you use all of my memory
How would you like to come back to my place and...
Grow to tolerate me out of desperation to avoid loneliness just long enough to pick up some of my mannerisms, which will spend 2 to 7 years occasionally frustrating you out of the blue - forcing you to briefly relive some memory of me - while you slowly learn to unprogram them from your everyday use, gradually forgetting me like the world forgets us all?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Hey girl, are you GOOGLE CHROME ?
Cuz you occupying way much memory in my head....
Memories are the currency of love.
Can I start an account with you?
Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?
Because I want to rifle through your drawers.
Hey girl, are you an old sad memory ?
Coz I can't get you out of my head.
Do you want some memory?
Because you’re about to get RAMmed
Are you a traumatic memory?
Because I can't get you out of my head
I have a bad memory...
And I forgot how to kiss, can you teach me?
When I was born I had two choices. One was to have a perfect memory and the other was to have a huge penis.
Unfortunately I can't remember which one I chose.
Baby, not even Namine could erase my memories of you.
Daym girl, are you tryna enhance the capacity of your short term memory? Because dat ass is chunky!
Do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?
Give me leave to waken your memory
If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.
What greater thing is there for two human souls, than to feel that they are joined for life to strength each other in all labor, to rest on each other in all sorrow, to minister to each other in all pain, to be with each other in silent unspeakable memories at the moment of the last parting?
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day i danced with you.
Hey girl can I get your number in my Long Term memory?
Remember me? No? I must have used mind blowers on you. Here let me refresh your memory.
Hey girl is your name Salvador Dali because you is Persistently in my Memory.
I can't erase you from my memory. (Office Supply – USB)
If I was a pioneer, the only thing I would need to bring to keep me warm at night is the memory of dancing with you tonight.