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Following is our collection of Remember chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. My name is Mark... remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

  2. I can't remember what sex is. Care to help me remember?

  3. Babe, your womb's *definitely* gonna remember this.

  4. Come here often? I seriously can't remember.

  5. I must not have alzheimer's today because I remember how cute you are!

  6. The first time I laid eyes on you will always be A Day To Remember.

  7. Everyday will be like our first day together cause I won't remember any of this tomorrow.

  8. Well remember, if he doesn't run away, he ends the world.

  9. I remember when drinking green beer was cool.

  10. My name is Austin...remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

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Latest remember chat up lines

Kiss me, we're both drunk and won't remember it tomorrow.

Let's go on a date, I'll make sure it's A Day To Remember!

I'll make you remember me for centuries.

We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. Its our destiny to be together, you just dont remember our past life together.

If you like A Day To Remember I'll give you a night to remember.

I'll always remember last night, but I think we can forget about tomorrow.

When I first laid my eyes on you was at the powwow, I remember because you made my heart beat like a fancy dance song!

A game to remember!

Me : Let’s play a game?
She : Which one?
Me : Anything other than Hide & Seek!!
She : Why?
Me : Because it’s impossible to find a girl like you!

Remember when I asked you out? Well, I was talking to the girl behind you.

When life gets hard

Always remember my boner is harder when I'm around you

Baby, do I remember you from my dreams, or is that just a false memory?

Come with me baby it'll be a day to remember.

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Hey, I'm bad names but better with numbers, can I get yours?

This works if you can't remember her name or mistakingly call her by the wrong name

The Action Hero

A little backstory to this one.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I don’t get a “thank you” from someone I held a door open for in public. I brought this up in conversation to someone who studied psychology and he told me that people are generally preoccupied with their thoughts and aren’t consciously aware of their surroundings, so they are pretty much in “auto pilot” mode.

I decided to test this, so the next time I opened the door for someone, instead of just holding it open without saying a word, I would say, “Here. Let me get that for you.” Boom! “Thank you!” The guy I talked to was right. These people just needed to be awaken back into reality.

I started getting creative after this. I am happily married, so I don’t go around using pickup lines, but I think this has potential...

I call this, **The Action Hero**

Spot out a woman you’d like to meet walking into a public place. Try to get to the door before she does. Pretend you’re starring in an action film. Grab the door and act like it’s real heavy. Really act like you’re struggling. Turn to the woman and exclaim with a dramatic dialogue like, “Just save yourself! Don’t worry about me! Hurry! Can’t...Hold it...Much...Longer!” Once she makes it inside, dramatically close the door behind you, act like you’re out of breath (fall to the ground if you’re feeling extra daring) and say something like, “Whew! That was a close one!” Make your introduction.

I have actually done this and it always gets a laugh. I have not used it to pick up or hit on women, but I think it has potential. It’s definitely unique and people will definitely remember you.

Feel free to use. I only ask you to inform me of any results you get.

You must’ve grown up on Pepperidge farm,

Cause you like a snack that I’ll always remember

Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

See this one on reddit a few weeks back but can't remember where for the life of me... Just saying it's not my original work (though I wish it was!)

I know I'm bad at school but if you were the topic well that is a different story.

Iam bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I
LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can
tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in
HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME
saw you.I am bad in CHEMISTRY but I can tell
you my REACTION when you SMILE.I am bad in
PHYSICS butI can tell the INTENSITY the SPARKS
of my EYES give, when they SEE you.I am bad in
every SUBJECT but I can TELL ALL.I will PASS all
SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU!

I always forgot to bring my calculator to class......

But I’ll remember to cal-cu-lator

While walking by a girl talking loudly to a wing-woman (not your girlfriend) on the phone: "Yeah, just spit on your hand and grab it, or we could do it old-school....sorry gotta run baby..."

Followup: (to make it actually work, you gotta be in a great fucking mood, lighthearted, laughing, and smiling. This actually works better on confident smart sexy girls.

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Then to the girl you want "Sorry, did you hear that? Fuck me, I was just fooling around with a friend. Would you like to talk with her? Why am I even asking you that, you don't know me.

By the way, you look ABSOLUTELY FUCKING INCREDIBLE...MOSTLY (then laugh to yourself (only if she's really hot)). Anyway I was about to head out soon, but since I can see you want to buy me a drink, we're over there" and point to your friends.

Then leave and go back to your friends (if she doesn't stop you first) and ignore her 100%, but have your friends look over and smile at her occasionally while you have a raucous fun time.

She will have no fucking clue and will have to find out more. "Is everyone making fun of her?" When the drink arrives at your table... play it cool and don't go over, just buy her whatever she's drinking without ever looking at her. If she doesn't make the next move, you did something wrong and it's over, or she's boring and you never wanted her anyway.

Give it a go, she'll certainly remember you at the very least.

Longish and not that original

*meant for parties and places that aren't random*
Hey, sorry to bother you but I could've sworn I'd seen you somewhere before and can't put my finger on when.
(She says she doesn't remember you)
You sure? Could've sworn when I flatlined at the hospital you were the angel that brought me back. Anyways, meeting you made my heart stop.

Hey! They say you are what you eat.

So, i don't remember eating sex god today:p

I'm going to remember you forever.

"Why"?
"Because this is a pickup line."

How to respond to this shit-test?

This girl is testing my reaction. I've been chatting with her for the past 3 days on the app. So far we've been exchanging non-sexual messages but finally, this was thrown and **I don't know how to properly respond to her**.


**Context is**: She said the other day she dreamed about my country and I asked her what that dream was about. She replied as follows:


"Oh..haha..I don't remember that well..but it was little bit weird..like more dreams together haha..it was in nature and there were lot of people standing in formation (including me) in the traditional clothes lol! I don't know what we were doing xD and then we went walk to mountains where were such asian houses haha..and in the end umm there was little hot scene with boy..omg..that's so stupid and embarrassing I'm laughing on that dream xDxD


Please suggest me some good ways to respond to this