I'm hung like a horse.

Are you American Pharoah? Because you're finally the one.

You come to this stable often?

I'm trying to pony express the way I feel about you without being too clich-neigh.

Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.

Hey baby want a carrot?

If you were a horse, I'd ride you all over town.

Baby are you a horse cuz I wanna ride you.

Are your hooves tired? Cause you've been galloping thru my mind all day.

Are you tired, baby? 'Cause you've been trotting in my dreams all night.

Well, aren't you a pretty little filly.

Are you Secretariat? Because you ran away with my heart.

Hey, a redhead. Does the mane match the tail?

It's your lucky night. My s**... is worth millions.

You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my dreams all night.

Women are usually impressed when I tell them I have a giant horse c**....

I would say hey

But hay is for horses, and I think you're a fox.

These daily racing forms are s**.... Let's just have s**....

Save a horse, ride a lacrosse player.

Are you a horse?

Because you make me hor-neigh

What up filly. I'm a purebred making that pure bread. wanna go for a trot?

Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my horse.

Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.

"In those denim blues, my heart pursues, like a horse on a wild run, with you, it's fun."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again with my horse and carriage?"

Hey girl, are you a sea horse? Because you've galloped your way into my heart.

"Jess Marie, are you a thoroughbred? 'Cause there's no denying the sexy, untamed spirit in those irresistible eyes."

"Do you like horses? Perfect, because love is a race and I'm ready for a long ride."

Are you a sea horse? Because I'm all tangled up in your seaweed of beauty!

(Greek Costume) Wanna see my Trojan Horse?

"Darling, you make my heart race faster than a horse in Stardew Valley. How about we plant the seeds of love tonight?"

"Are you a jockey? Because you've just galloped away with my heart."

"How about we espresso our feelings over coffee, Mandy? You show me your horses, I'll show you my stable commitment!"

"If only wishes were horses, we'd ride together into a sunset made just for us."

"Is your heart a wild stallion? Because it's galloping away with mine every time I see you."

"Is it a coincidence that both tennis and you make my heart race, my stunning Swedish angel with the captivating blue eyes?"

"Jess Marie, are you into horse trading? Because I'd trade all the stallions in the world just for your smile."

"Hey Jess Marie, is your name a race? Because my heart's been galloping since I laid eyes on you."

"Darlin', as strong as my horse is, my desire for you's stronger, ready to ride all night and make you sore."

"Are we on a horse ride or is it just my heart galloping every time I catch sight of your enchanting blonde beauty?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because only an angel could ride a horse as gracefully as you."

Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall Ain't gonna do you no good at all 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart

"Ride me like one of your horses, cowboy. Your big country muscles against my cityboy body is a rodeo I won't forget."

Are you a sea horse? Because you've got me feeling all knotted in my hippocampus!

How many horses can you fit in your barn?

"Are you a jockey? Because you've taken the reins of my heart and steered me toward passion."

Baby, are you a wooden horse?

Cos my Trojan needs a hiding place.

"Just like a prized horse, your style is rare and an undeniable showstopper."

"Are you an equestrian? Because you've got the stamina of a stallion and the curves that make hearts race."

"If I were a horse, would you hold the reins of my heart, or do I have to gallop alone?"

"Well, if wishes were horses... Good morning, handsome. Maybe one day you'll win that privilege."

"Are you a Marwari horse? Because our chemistry is galloping faster than my heart rate."

"You're a bull with more power than any horse I've seen - fancy showing me how well you can tame in the back of your truck?"

"Are you a veterinarian? Because my heart beats like a wild horse when I see you."

"Do you believe in love at first canter? Because when I saw you, my heart galloped away."

"You must be an equestrian, because you've managed to tame my wild heart with your beauty."

"Even if I were a horse, could I still trot into your life and get a warm hug?"

"Morning charmer! If only wishes were horses, right? Let's take our time."

"Are you a horse? Because my heart is galloping whenever I see you."

"Is your heart a stallion? Because it's racing away with mine each time I see you."

"In the race of beauty, Jess Marie, you're the winning entry, captivating and sexy."

Hey girl, are you a horse-drawn carriage?

Because I want to go to town on you.

"Just like Del Boy, only a fool would miss the chance to share a trotter or two with a beauty like you."

"You must be a fashion designer, cause when we gallop together, style and beauty always take the lead."

"Are you a jockey? Because my heart is a wild stallion and only you can tame it."

"Jess Marie, your allure is a melody, just like a horse race, wild and free."

If we dated, lets just say horses wouldn't be called horses anymore.