I'm hung like a horse.

Are you American Pharoah? Because you're finally the one.

You come to this stable often?

I'm trying to pony express the way I feel about you without being too clich-neigh.

Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.

Hey baby want a carrot?

If you were a horse, I'd ride you all over town.

Baby are you a horse cuz I wanna ride you.

Are your hooves tired? Cause you've been galloping thru my mind all day.

Are you tired, baby? 'Cause you've been trotting in my dreams all night.

Well, aren't you a pretty little filly.

Are you Secretariat? Because you ran away with my heart.

Hey, a redhead. Does the mane match the tail?

It's your lucky night. My s**... is worth millions.

You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my dreams all night.

Women are usually impressed when I tell them I have a giant horse c**....

I have a saddle but no horse . I think you have to drive me instead.

These daily racing forms are s**.... Let's just have s**....

Save a horse, ride a lacrosse player.

Are you a horse?

Because you make me hor-neigh

What up filly. I'm a purebred making that pure bread. wanna go for a trot?

Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my horse.

Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.

Do you hate horses? Because I'd gallop through hoops just to win your heart!

"Jess Marie, are you a thoroughbred? 'Cause there's no denying the sexy, untamed spirit in those irresistible eyes."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again with my horse and carriage?"

"In those denim blues, my heart pursues, like a horse on a wild run, with you, it's fun."

"Do you like horses? Perfect, because love is a race and I'm ready for a long ride."

"Hold your horses, we haven't even had our first virtual coffee yet! But, I must admit, the idea isn't unappealing."

Are you made of clay and magic, like a stop motion animation? Your kiss could bring a horror game to life.

"How about we espresso our feelings over coffee, Mandy? You show me your horses, I'll show you my stable commitment!"

"Darling, you make my heart race faster than a horse in Stardew Valley. How about we plant the seeds of love tonight?"

(Greek Costume) Wanna see my Trojan Horse?

Are you made of stop motion magic? Your kisses are like a thrilling horror game, utterly fantastic.

"Are you a jockey? Because you've just galloped away with my heart."

If kisses were horror games, yours would be the scariest - and I'm ready to play.

Are you a sea horse? Because I'm all tangled up in your seaweed of beauty!

"I must be dreaming, because I never thought I'd meet someone as beautiful and adventurous as you."

"If only wishes were horses, we'd ride together into a sunset made just for us."

"Hey Jess Marie, is your name a race? Because my heart's been galloping since I laid eyes on you."

"Jess Marie, are you into horse trading? Because I'd trade all the stallions in the world just for your smile."

Is your name Carmela? Because you're making me feel like I hit the jackpot, like a horse race!

"If kissing was a horror game, you'd be the final boss - terrifyingly good at it."

"Are you a stop motion film? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat."

"If kissing were a video game, you'd be the high score I never want to stop replaying."

Are you a stallion? Because you're making my heart gallop with excitement.

"Is your heart a wild stallion? Because it's galloping away with mine every time I see you."

"Darlin', as strong as my horse is, my desire for you's stronger, ready to ride all night and make you sore."

"Can I get your latte with extra whip, Mandy? 'Cause I'm falling for you faster than you can say 'giddy up'!"

"Are you a race car? Because my heart races every time I see you in those tight jeans."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because only an angel could ride a horse as gracefully as you."

"Ride me like one of your horses, cowboy. Your big country muscles against my cityboy body is a rodeo I won't forget."

"Are you made of stop motion magic? Because every time I see you, time stops."

Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall Ain't gonna do you no good at all 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart

"Are we on a horse ride or is it just my heart galloping every time I catch sight of your enchanting blonde beauty?"

Are you made of stop motion magic and horror game charm? Because being near you is like a grilled cheese dream.

Are you a sea horse? Because you've got me feeling all knotted in my hippocampus!

How many horses can you fit in your barn?

"You must be royalty, because my heart races faster than a horse at the sight of you, prince."

Baby, are you a wooden horse?

Cos my Trojan needs a hiding place.

"Are you a jockey? Because you've taken the reins of my heart and steered me toward passion."

Are you a sea horse? Because you've captured my heart with your magical charm and grace.

Are you made of stop motion magic? Your kiss is like a thrilling scene, pure and fantastic.

"You must be a champion racer, because you’ve got the speed to steal my heart and that stunning ride behind!"

"If I were a horse, would you hold the reins of my heart, or do I have to gallop alone?"

"You're a bull with more power than any horse I've seen - fancy showing me how well you can tame in the back of your truck?"

"Well, if wishes were horses... Good morning, handsome. Maybe one day you'll win that privilege."

"Are you a Marwari horse? Because our chemistry is galloping faster than my heart rate."

"Are you an equestrian? Because you've got the stamina of a stallion and the curves that make hearts race."

You're the master of horror games, but my heart races just from your name.

Are you a country song? Because you've got my heart racing like a wild horse.

"Thanks! Just call me the unicorn of the dating world—magical, hard to find, and sometimes mistaken for a horse in bad lighting. 🦄✨"

Your knowledge of horses leaves me in awe, like a grilled masterpiece - you're the perfect flaw.

From your rancid meat to your horse-free street, your uniqueness makes my heart skip a beat.

Are you a Colombian goddess? Because you make my heart gallop like a wild horse.

Do you believe in love at first fright? Because every time I see you, I'm filled with horror-able affection!

"Do you believe in love at first canter? Because when I saw you, my heart galloped away."

Are you a horror video game? Because I feel like I'm in for a thrilling adventure with you.

"Are you a veterinarian? Because my heart beats like a wild horse when I see you."

"You must be a jockey because you’ve got me galloping towards you with every glance."

"Is your heart a stallion? Because it's racing away with mine each time I see you."

"Are you a horse? Because my heart is galloping whenever I see you."

"Even if I were a horse, could I still trot into your life and get a warm hug?"

"Morning charmer! If only wishes were horses, right? Let's take our time."

"In the race of beauty, Jess Marie, you're the winning entry, captivating and sexy."

"You must be a fashion designer, cause when we gallop together, style and beauty always take the lead."

"Is your name Destiny? 'Cause I've been galloping through life looking for a fit, sexy cowgirl like you."

"Just like Del Boy, only a fool would miss the chance to share a trotter or two with a beauty like you."

"Are you a race car? Because my heart races every time I see you in that outfit!"

Your beauty is more captivating than the Colombian countryside. Can I be your knight in shining armor?

"Are you a jockey? Because my heart is a wild stallion and only you can tame it."

"Jess Marie, your allure is a melody, just like a horse race, wild and free."

"Are you a racehorse? Because whenever I see you, my heart starts to gallop out of control!"

"Is your love for horses contagious? Because my heart gallops every time I see you."

"Do you feel that? That's my heart racing like a derby horse every time I feel your smile."

If we dated, lets just say horses wouldn't be called horses anymore.

"Is your name Wildfire? Because my heart races whenever you gallop into my thoughts."

"Your fashion sense is like a thoroughbred, rare and absolutely captivating."

"Just like Del Boy, I might be a fool for many things, but falling for your beauty isn't one of them."

Hey boy, are you a horse?

Because I just want to ride you.

"Are you from Panama? Because you've got me feeling like I just hit the jackpot."

Are you a country girl? Because you've got my heart racing faster than a horse on a race track.

"In this world of 'Only Fools and Horses', I'd gladly play the fool if it means winning a thoroughbred beauty like you."

"Oh, hold your horses there! You must first unravel the mystery that is me. Let's enjoy the journey of getting to know each other, shall we?"

"Just like a wild horse, your beauty is captivating and impossible to tame."

"May be short, but this city cowboy knows how to ride life's wild horses. Care for an adventure, darling?"

"Is your name Derby? Because I can't help but bet on us, and I love a thrilling ride."

"Well, I can't promise a white horse, but I can definitely make your life a fairytale, filled with laughter and love."

"Are you a thoroughbred, Jess Marie? Because my heart is racing faster than a horse at the Kentucky Derby."

"Are you a horse race? Because my heart's galloping towards your finish line."

Are you a sushi roll? Because I wanna ride you like I ride my horse.

"As a horse, can I gallop into the embrace of your heart?"

If wishes were horses, then you would ride me

"With horns like those and power surpassing any horse, ready to be the first guy to ride this wild bull?"

Are you a horse cause I want to ride you.

Are you Exaggerator? Because you kinda snuck up on me.

If you were a horse....

I'd spank you every time I'd want to ride you faster

"Being with you is like a freshly cleaned house, it just feels so right and smells even better!"

Hey baby lets pretend you're a k**... member.

And im your horse so you can ride me under your bed sheets.

"Is your heart a racehorse? Because it's galloping away with my style."

I must be a jockey, because I can't wait to ride you all night long.

"I must be in a horror video game, because with you, I feel like I've found the ultimate thrill."

"Well, you've got the Ken looks going on. Ever consider swapping the convertible for a horse and shining armor?"

"Hold your horses! We haven't even debated about whether a hotdog is a sandwich yet!"

"Are you a racecar? Because my heart races every time I see you and that perfect curve of yours!"

Are you a horror video game? Because every time I'm with you, my heart races like a jump scare.

"You must be a thoroughbred, because you've got my heart galloping faster than any horse on the track!"

Your lips move like the galloping hooves of a horse, your kisses are sweeter than grilled flavors.

"Are you a horse? Cause my heart is galloping towards you."

"Hey, I'm Richard, I couldn't help but 'neigh' at the sight of you, just like my horses."

"Is your name Black Beauty? Because my heart gallops every time I gaze into your eyes."