Top 50 Horse Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Horse pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Horse conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you a horse
Cuz i wanna ride you
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Hey, girl - I'm the best rider in the country.
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Hey, baby. I'm looking for a stable relationship.
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Girl im hung like a... Well you know...
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I respond well to left handed urging.
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What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?
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I'm hung like a horse.
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Are you American Pharoah? Because you're finally the one.
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You come to this stable often?
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I'm trying to pony express the way I feel about you without being too clich-neigh.
Funny horse pickup lines
I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.
Did it hurt......when you fell off your horse...
Hey baby want a carrot?
Baby are you a horse cuz I wanna ride you.
Can you eat this horse heart precious, it would sooo turn me on.
Are your hooves tired? Cause you've been galloping thru my mind all day.
Are you tired, baby? 'Cause you've been trotting in my dreams all night.
Well, aren't you a pretty little filly.
Do you like mythical creatures?
Cause i'm like a centaur
mostly man but horse where it counts ;)
Are you Secretariat? Because you ran away with my heart.
Hey, a redhead. Does the mane match the tail?
I have a saddle but no horse . I think you have to drive me instead.
I would say hey
But hay is for horses, and I think you're a fox.
Save a horse, ride a lacrosse player.
Are you a horse?
Because you make me hor-neigh
What up filly. I'm a purebred making that pure bread. wanna go for a trot?
Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my horse.
Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
(Greek Costume) Wanna see my Trojan Horse?
Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall Ain't gonna do you no good at all 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart
How many horses can you fit in your barn?
Baby, are you a wooden horse?
Cos my Trojan needs a hiding place.