The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

50 Horse Pick Up lines

Are you looking for pick up lines involving horses or relating to horses? We have compiled a funny and cheesy list of horse related pick up lines. These pick up lines involving horses are funny and good to use. Add some spice to your love life with the right one!

Best Working Horse Pickup Lines

A good Horse hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Are you a horse

    Cuz i wanna ride you

  2. Hey, girl - I'm the best rider in the country.

  3. Hey, baby. I'm looking for a stable relationship.

  4. Girl im hung like a... Well you know...

  5. I respond well to left handed urging.

  6. What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?

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What is a good Horse pickup line?

Short and cute horse pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about horse are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I'm hung like a horse.

Are you American Pharoah? Because you're finally the one.

You come to this stable often?

I'm trying to pony express the way I feel about you without being too clich-neigh.

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Smooth Horse pickup line

Did it hurt......when you fell off your horse...

Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.

Hey baby want a carrot?


Cheesy horse Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

If you were a horse, I'd ride you all over town.

Baby are you a horse cuz I wanna ride you.

Can you eat this horse heart precious, it would sooo turn me on.

Are your hooves tired? Cause you've been galloping thru my mind all day.

Are you tired, baby? 'Cause you've been trotting in my dreams all night.


Well, aren't you a pretty little filly.

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Working Horse tinder opener

Are you Secretariat? Because you ran away with my heart.

Corny horse Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Horse conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey, a redhead. Does the mane match the tail?

It's your lucky night. My s**... is worth millions.

You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my dreams all night.

Women are usually impressed when I tell them I have a giant horse c**....

I have a saddle but no horse . I think you have to drive me instead.

I would say hey

But hay is for horses, and I think you're a fox.

These daily racing forms are s**.... Let's just have s**....

Save a horse, ride a lacrosse player.

Are you a horse?

Because you make me hor-neigh


What up filly. I'm a purebred making that pure bread. wanna go for a trot?

Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my horse.

Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.

A good horse Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Horse hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

(Greek Costume) Wanna see my Trojan Horse?

Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall Ain't gonna do you no good at all 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart

How many horses can you fit in your barn?

Baby, are you a wooden horse?

Cos my Trojan needs a hiding place.

Hey girl, are you a horse-drawn carriage?

Because I want to go to town on you.

If we dated, lets just say horses wouldn't be called horses anymore.

Hey boy, are you a horse?

Because I just want to ride you.

If wishes were horses, then you would ride me

Hey baby lets pretend you're a k**... member.

And im your horse so you can ride me under your bed sheets.


Are you Exaggerator? Because you kinda snuck up on me.

If you were a horse....

I'd spank you every time I'd want to ride you faster

Are you a horse cause I want to ride you.

I wish i was a horse

So you can ride me

Hey girl, is your father a horseman?

Her: why, because i have crooked legs?

Me: no because you have a horse face

Do you like executing animals?

Because I'm hung like a horse.

Firenze and I have a lot in common, we both have parts like a horse.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Horse love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Horse chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.