Top 50 horse Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Horse chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Are you a horse

   Cuz i wanna ride you

2. Hey, girl - I'm the best rider in the country.

3. Hey, baby. I'm looking for a stable relationship.

4. Girl im hung like a... Well you know...

5. I respond well to left handed urging.

6. What smiles, winks, is hung like a horse, and can last all night long?

7. I'm hung like a horse.

8. Are you American Pharoah? Because you're finally the one.

9. Damn girl, when you gonna show me that Point of Entry?

10. You come to this stable often?

Latest horse chat up lines

I'm trying to pony express the way I feel about you without being too clich-neigh.

I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.

Did it hurt......when you fell off your horse...

Baby, if you broke your leg and became a financially inviable investment, I'd never put you down.

Is your dad a donkey? Cause you have a great ass!

Hey baby want a carrot?

If you were a horse, I'd ride you all over town.

Baby are you a horse cuz I wanna ride you.

Can you eat this horse heart precious, it would sooo turn me on.

Are your hooves tired? Cause you've been galloping thru my mind all day.

Are you tired, baby? 'Cause you've been trotting in my dreams all night.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk past you again?

Well, aren't you a pretty little filly.

Are you Secretariat? Because you ran away with my heart.

Hey, a redhead. Does the mane match the tail?

You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my dreams all night.

I have a saddle but no horse . I think you have to drive me instead.

I would say hey

But hay is for horses, and I think you're a fox.

Save a horse, ride a lacrosse player.

What up filly. I'm a purebred making that pure bread. wanna go for a trot?

Baby, why don't you come on over here and ride my horse.

Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.

(Greek Costume) Wanna see my Trojan Horse?

How many horses can you fit in your barn?

Hey girl do you like apples?

I bet you do because you look like a fucking horse.