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Top 50 Planets Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Planets pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Planets tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. 7.594 billion lips on the planet

    And all I can think about is kissing yours

  2. How many planets are in a solar system?

    Her: 8

    Him: 7 after i destroy uranus

  3. If I had known humans could be this cute, I would have come to this planet sooner.

  4. I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.

  5. I'm from another planet, but baby, you are out of this world.

  6. You're so beautiful, you look like you're from another planet.

  7. Al Gore says the planet has a fever but the only thing burning up around here is you.

  8. Normally only 6 planets can be seen with the naked eye. Mercury, Mars, Venus, Saturn, Jupiter, and Earth.

    But if I were lucky, you'd let me see Uranus.

  9. The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love.

  10. I will protect you from dangers just like Jupiter protecting inner planets from asteroids with its massive gravity.


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Working planets pickup lines

Do you could be anywhere in the planet 30 seconds from now… want to come for a walk?

If I was a planet and you my moon, I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.

Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.

What’s a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?

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Other planets, wanna check some out?

So what do you think? Other planets, want to check some out?

Of all the Stars in all the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.

If I were a planet I’d want to be Neptune.

So I can be right behind Uranus.

Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.

You have the finest, hottest, most beautiful zygomatic bones on the planet.

There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

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Working Planets tinder opener

8 billion lips on the planet. And all I can think about is kissing yours.

Tonight there will only be 7 planets in the night sky...

Because I'll be smashing Uranus.

You know what you and planet earth Earth have in common? You’re both getting hotter each year.

After tonight, there will only be seven planets in solar space. Because I will smash Uranus.

There's only seven planets left!

Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.

Hey girl are you a planet?

Because I want to land on Uranus

Have you heard what the scientists are saying?

There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.

There's only gonna be 7 planets tonight.

Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

There's only going to be seven planets tonight

Cause I'm gonna smash uranus

You know from tomorrow there'll be only 7 planets left in our Solar System.

Cause I'll destroy Uranus tonight.

Hi, there only be seven planets left....

When I destroyed Uranus.