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50 Planets Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Planets rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about planets, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

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A good Planets hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. 7.594 billion lips on the planet

    And all I can think about is kissing yours

  2. How many planets are in a solar system?

    Her: 8

    Him: 7 after i destroy uranus

  3. If I had known humans could be this cute, I would have come to this planet sooner.

  4. I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.

  5. I'm from another planet, but baby, you are out of this world.

  6. You're so beautiful, you look like you're from another planet.

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Short and cute planets pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about planets are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Al Gore says the planet has a fever but the only thing burning up around here is you.

Normally only 6 planets can be seen with the naked eye. Mercury, Mars, Venus, Saturn, Jupiter, and Earth.

But if I were lucky, you'd let me see Uranus.

The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love.

I will protect you from dangers just like Jupiter protecting inner planets from asteroids with its massive gravity.

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If I was a planet and you my moon, I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.

Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.

What’s a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?


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When I saw your beautiful face I soiled my pants - I didn't planet, honest.

Other planets, wanna check some out?

So what do you think? Other planets, want to check some out?

Of all the Stars in all the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.

If I were a planet I’d want to be Neptune.

So I can be right behind Uranus.


Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.

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Working Planets tinder opener

There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus

Corny planets Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Planets conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

One for the British in the group

With the national droughts and hosepipe bans, it is imperative that we as a nation help to save water. That being said I believe it is only logical that you and me shower together to help save the planet

8 billion lips on the planet. And all I can think about is kissing yours.

Tonight there will only be 7 planets in the night sky...

Because I'll be smashing Uranus.

You know what you and planet earth Earth have in common? You’re both getting hotter each year.

After tonight, there will only be seven planets in solar space. Because I will smash Uranus.

Hey girl are you a planet?

Because I want to land on Uranus

There's only seven planets left!

Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.

Have you heard what the scientists are saying?

There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.


There's only gonna be 7 planets tonight.

Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

You know from tomorrow there'll be only 7 planets left in our Solar System.

Cause I'll destroy Uranus tonight.

There's only going to be seven planets tonight

Cause I'm gonna smash uranus

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Using good and smooth Planets hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hi, there only be seven planets left....

When I destroyed Uranus.

The macadamia nut is the hardest nut on the planet

But when I'm done with you there will be another

Due to less pollution, many planets are visible there days. Can I see Uranus tonight?

Edit: (typo) these days

If I were a planet I would want to be Neptune, because I would be behind Uranus

Don’t hurt me, my brain kinda melted while I was in bed and I thought of this

There were only 8 planets

After I destroyed Uranus.

Girl r u a planet?
Because im atrracted to your heavenly body

You know your eyes shine like the twin suns on my home planet.

There are only going to be 7 planets in the sky tonight...

'cause I'm going to destroy uranus

I'll have my eyes donated when I die...

The person who’ll get them, will be the luckiest person on the planet cause those eyes saw you


Sometimes I wish planets were edible

Because I wanna eat Uranus

Somehow, out of all odds..

In a room, in a building, on a street, in a town, in a state, in a country, on a continent, on a planet, in a solar system, in a galaxy, in a UNIVERSE.... and you still found a way IN to my heart :)

Hey cutie, are you a planet?

Because I work at Nasa and I want to probe deeper into Uranus than ever before

You know there’s a planet made of all diamonds

Yet, you’re still the biggest gem

Hey I'm a planet

My gravity could hold you down

HEYY!! do you know what my favorite planet is?

UR'**...!!!

Hey [Insert specified gender] are you a planet that rotates clockwise?

Because I want Uranus

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Planets love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Planets chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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