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Top 50 Planets Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Planets pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. 7.594 billion lips on the planet

    And all I can think about is kissing yours

  2. How many planets are in a solar system?

    Her: 8

    Him: 7 after i destroy uranus

  3. I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.

  4. I'm from another planet, but baby, you are out of this world.

  5. You're so beautiful, you look like you're from another planet.

  6. Al Gore says the planet has a fever but the only thing burning up around here is you.

  7. The power to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of our love.

  8. I will protect you from dangers just like Jupiter protecting inner planets from asteroids with its massive gravity.

  9. Do you could be anywhere in the planet 30 seconds from now… want to come for a walk?

  10. If I was a planet and you my moon, I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.

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Funny planets pickup lines

Care for a ride? I wanna take you to my planet, and watch endless sunsets all day long.

What’s a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?

When I saw your beautiful face I soiled my pants - I didn't planet, honest.

Other planets, wanna check some out?

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Of all the Stars in all the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.

If I were a planet I’d want to be Neptune.
So I can be right behind Uranus.

Hey baby, this 's' doesn't just stand for hope in my planet.

You have the finest, hottest, most beautiful zygomatic bones on the planet.

There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Tonight there will only be 7 planets in the night sky...

Because I'll be smashing Uranus.

There's only seven planets left!

Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.

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There's only gonna be 7 planets tonight.

Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

You know from tomorrow there'll be only 7 planets left in our Solar System.

Cause I'll destroy Uranus tonight.

There's only going to be seven planets tonight

Cause I'm gonna smash uranus

Baby are you the planet Uranus

Cuz I've never met a bigger asshole

Hi, there only be seven planets left....

When I destroyed Uranus.

Hey baby, do you like the solar system?

Bc there will only be seven planets left when i have destroyed ur anus

The macadamia nut is the hardest nut on the planet

But when I'm done with you there will be another

Due to less pollution, many planets are visible there days. Can I see Uranus tonight?

Edit: (typo) these days

If I were a planet I would want to be Neptune, because I would be behind Uranus

Don’t hurt me, my brain kinda melted while I was in bed and I thought of this

There were only 8 planets

After I destroyed Uranus.

Girl r u a planet?

Because im atrracted to your heavenly body