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Top 22 Mars Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mars pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You be Mars and I’ll be NASA

    Just because I always lose my opportunity

  2. The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

    Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.

  3. Want to see my mars bar? Cause it will take you out of this world.

  4. You must be Sailor Mars, because you are on fire.

  5. I can't promise you the moon and stars, but I can promise you Mars.

  6. Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!

  7. Are you from Mars? 'cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity.

  8. I wish somebody could send my parts up to space

    Ya never know, they could find my right eye in mars and my dick in uranus ;)

  9. Hey girl, are you Mars?

    Coz I'm finding a wet spot on you.


    Because i want to yeet you to the Mars

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What is a Mars pickup line?

Funny mars pickup lines

Need one for a girl named Mars.
I know there is a planet joke involving Uranus but I can't come up with one lol.

Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.

Wow, you’re hotter than Myanmar!

Will you love Myan-mar-ry me?

You'll be Mars and I'll be NASA

Coz i want to get my probe beneath your surface

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Hey girl, are you from Mars?

Because your ass is out of this world.

I don’t wanna live on mars
I wanna live on your Uranus


You know what they say, women are from Venus, Men are from Mars.

And if you were made from carbon under intense pressure and heat, you must be a perfect diamond.

Si tus ojos fueran el cielo y tu boca el mar, me gustaría ser el horizonte para poderte besar.
(If your eyes were the sky and your mouth were the sea, I’d like to be the horizon to be able to kiss you.)

Eres como una joya del mar. Besame ahorita cariño mio
(You are like a jewel of the sea. Kiss me now darling)

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and you and I are three subway stops from my house.

No no no... I did not attend the Del Mar Races Opening Day just to check out girls in short dresses and high heels.