I can't promise you the moon and stars, but I can promise you Mars.

Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!

"Wow, no wonder we're having such an out-of-this-world connection! Ever tried Earth's pizza though?"

"Ah, a Martian! Do you also have the ability to turn invisible or is it only Marvin who can do that?"

"Your beauty, dear, outshines the stars, let's explore more worlds together, Venus and Mars."

"Your sketches charm the moon and stars, with your goofiness, you outshine Mars."

"No NASA? Guess we'll have to stick with intergalactic picnics on Mars then."

"Is that red lingerie from Mars? Because it's out of this world, just like you."

"In your glasses I see stars, your intellect outshines even Mars, won't you be my guiding light, in love's eternal night?"

"Exciting as one-way trips to Mars are, I'd rather get lost in your eyes."

"So you're from Mars? That's crazy, because my heart's been in orbit ever since I saw you."

Your smile shines brighter than the stars, in your eyes I see the beauty of Mars.

Do yo know a similarity between me and bruno mars? ....Both are talking to the moon

"Well, I deleted my booking to Mars because your smile already has me feeling out of this world."

"Tus curvas son como las olas del mar, deseo navegar en ellas toda la noche." (Your curves are like the waves of the sea, I desire to sail on them all night.)

"Sen Mars'tan mısın? Çünkü kalbimi kazanman için bir roket bilimci olman gerek." (Are you from Mars? Because it would take a rocket scientist to win my heart.)

"I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together...in a rocket, sailing past Mars."

"In your saree so divine, you outshine the stars, will you make my life bright, and be my Venus or Mars?"

"Are we on Mars? Because my heart beats like it's in zero gravity when I see you."

"From Mars, huh? No wonder we've never met before, you've been setting the bar too high for earthly standards."

"So you're from Mars? That explains why your beauty is truly out of this world."

"Apologies! I was on a secret mission to Mars! Back on Earth now and ready to learn more about your captivating personality."

"Have you been busy training for a space mission? Because it feels like you've been on Mars for months."

"Wow, that's quite the commute! Do you get frequent flyer miles for that trip?"

"Sure, I'd love to travel to Mars, but only if they have pizza delivery. Which planet would you visit?"

"Ah, Mars? Explains why our connection feels out of this world!"

"In a universe so vast, darling, you shine brighter than Mars, with your beauty unsurpassed."

"Your eyes twinkle more than stars, in the bedroom, you outshine even Venus and Mars."

"In this vast galaxy, darling, you're the brightest star; your brilliance outshines both Venus and Mars."

"Like Mars in the night sky, your glow makes all else seem sparse."

"In this casual setting, your beauty outmatches the stars, have you ever considered us, chilling on Mars?"

"Is your hair sourced from Mars? Because it's out of this world and hotter than any redhead I've seen!"

While Elon gets to mars, I'm aiming for your heart.

Haha, let me give you a hint: it's not Mars, but sometimes it feels like it with all the weird neighbors!

"Your eyes twinkle, they outshine the stars, how about we ditch this joint and head to Mars?"

"Your phone case shines like stars, just as your beauty outshines even Mars."

"Your charm outshines the stars, for beauty isn't just mars, It's in the soul's warmth, and in yours, I find hearth."

Se palavras são vento, minhas ações são o mar. Quero merecer seu coração e te fazer sonhar.

"Does your boyfriend make you as happy as you'd be if Emily moved to Mars? If not, I'm here for you!"

"Are you from Mars, ya amar? Because your beauty is out of this world and it's making my heart race."

"Hey Pooja, could I have your number? We need to discuss how we're going to split our time between Earth and Mars."

Hey girl, are you Mars?

Coz I'm finding a wet spot on you.

"You're from Mars? Well, I must be a rover because I've been exploring my feelings for you since we met."

Haha, let me put on my detective hat and make a wild guess... Is it... Mars? 😉

"Our jests and flirts dance like stars, won't you let me be the moon to your Mars?"

"Is your name Mars? Because my heart beats so fast, it could start water flowing on your surface."

Need one for a girl named Mars.

I know there is a planet joke involving Uranus but I can't come up with one lol.

ARE YOU THERMONUCLEAR BOMB

Because i want to yeet you to the Mars

Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.

You'll be Mars and I'll be NASA

Coz i want to get my probe beneath your surface

Pick up like for Margot

Pronounced Mar-go

You know what they say, women are from Venus, Men are from Mars.

And if you were made from carbon under intense pressure and heat, you must be a perfect diamond.

Wow, you’re hotter than Myanmar!

Will you love Myan-mar-ry me?

I don’t wanna live on mars

I wanna live on your Uranus

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No no no... I did not attend the Del Mar Races Opening Day just to check out girls in short dresses and high heels.

Eres como una joya del mar. Besame ahorita cariño mio
(You are like a jewel of the sea. Kiss me now darling)

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and you and I are three subway stops from my house.

Si tus ojos fueran el cielo y tu boca el mar, me gustaría ser el horizonte para poderte besar.
(If your eyes were the sky and your mouth were the sea, I’d like to be the horizon to be able to kiss you.)