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Top 23 Mars Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mars pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Mars conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You be Mars and I’ll be NASA

    Just because I always lose my opportunity

  2. The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

    Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.

  3. Normally only 6 planets can be seen with the naked eye. Mercury, Mars, Venus, Saturn, Jupiter, and Earth.

    But if I were lucky, you'd let me see Uranus.

  4. Want to see my mars bar? Cause it will take you out of this world.

  5. You must be Sailor Mars, because you are on fire.

  6. I can't promise you the moon and stars, but I can promise you Mars.

  7. Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!

  8. Are you from Mars? 'cuz I wanna explore you with curiosity.

  9. While Elon gets to mars, I'm aiming for your heart.

  10. Hey girl, are you Mars?

    Coz I'm finding a wet spot on you.

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Funny mars pickup lines

Need one for a girl named Mars.
I know there is a planet joke involving Uranus but I can't come up with one lol.

ARE YOU THERMONUCLEAR BOMB

Because i want to yeet you to the Mars

Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause you look out of this world.

Hey girl, are you from Mars?

Because your kiss is out of this world.

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Wow, you’re hotter than Myanmar!

Will you love Myan-mar-ry me?

I don’t wanna live on mars
I wanna live on your Uranus

u/__D4RK__

You'll be Mars and I'll be NASA

Coz i want to get my probe beneath your surface

Pick up like for Margot

Pronounced Mar-go

Si tus ojos fueran el cielo y tu boca el mar, me gustaría ser el horizonte para poderte besar.
(If your eyes were the sky and your mouth were the sea, I’d like to be the horizon to be able to kiss you.)

No no no... I did not attend the Del Mar Races Opening Day just to check out girls in short dresses and high heels.

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, and you and I are three subway stops from my house.

Eres como una joya del mar. Besame ahorita cariño mio
(You are like a jewel of the sea. Kiss me now darling)