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Top 33 Fertilized Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fertilized pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. How do you like your eggs?

    Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

  2. I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs.

    Un-fertilized por favor.

  3. I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

  4. I'm really good at fertilizing.

  5. Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

  6. Hey, I’m part Eldrazi. Want to let me annihilate your Fertile Ground?

  7. Since you're staying for breakfast, how do you like your eggs?

    Scrambled or fertilized?

  8. You are like a flower and I am here to fertilize you.

  9. Hey girl, are you an Australian fertilizer?

    Because you’re making something grow down under

  10. Hello. I am farmer from Kazakhstan. You are fertile, yes?

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Funny fertilized pickup lines

How do you like your eggs?
Fried or fertilized?

Idk if you like your eggs scrambled, boiled or fried..

But I'm pretty sure you'll love them fertilized

How would you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?

How do you like your eggs?

For you, I’ll make them scrambled and fertilized

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This is a funny Fertilized pickup line!

You scramble my eggs and I'll fertilize yours.

How do you like your eggs?
- I think fertilized.

Wanna Come over for breakfast?

I’ll make you some eggs, and then I’ll fertilize yours.

How do yo like your eggs done in the morning?

You can have em any way you want except fertilized.

Hey baby, I'd like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal if you know what I'm saying.

How about I get you an Easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilized.

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?

Is your name Easter?

Because I wanna fertilize your eggs

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Working Fertilized tinder opener

You have the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon.

How do you like your eggs in the morning

Scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?

Are you fertilizer

Because I want to eat you!

Hey girl, are you located between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers?

Because that ass is lookin like a Fertile Crescent to me

How do you like your eggs? [...] I prefer mine fertilized

I'd like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.

Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?

How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?

How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?