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Top 23 Fertilized Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Fertilized chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. How do you like your eggs?

    Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

  2. I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs. Un-fertilized por favor.

  3. I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

  4. I'm really good at fertilizing.

  5. Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

  6. Hey, I’m part Eldrazi. Want to let me annihilate your Fertile Ground?

  7. Hey girl, are you an Australian fertilizer?

    Because you’re making something grow down under

  8. How do you like your eggs?

    Fried or fertilized?

  9. You scramble my eggs and I'll fertilize yours.

  10. How do yo like your eggs done in the morning?

    You can have em any way you want except fertilized.

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What is a Fertilized pickup line?

Funny fertilized pickup lines

Hey baby, I'd like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal if you know what I'm saying.

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?

Is your name Easter?

Because I wanna fertilize your eggs

Girl, are you fertilizer?

Because you make my tree grow

You have the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon.

How do you like your eggs in the morning

Scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?

Are you fertilizer
Because I want to eat you!

Hey girl, are you located between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers?

Because that ass is lookin like a Fertile Crescent to me

How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?

Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?

How do you like your eggs? [...] I prefer mine fertilized

I'd like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal.

How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?