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Top 40 Fertilized Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fertilized pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fertilized conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. How do you like your eggs in the morning?

    Cus I like mine fertilized by you :)

  2. How do you like your eggs?

    Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

  3. Hey girl are you a fertilizer?

    Because you make my plant grow.

  4. I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs.

    Un-fertilized por favor.

  5. I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

  6. I'm really good at fertilizing.

  7. Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

  8. Hey, I’m part Eldrazi. Want to let me annihilate your Fertile Ground?

  9. You must be Incan, your bumps look very fertile!

  10. Since you're staying for breakfast, how do you like your eggs?

    Scrambled or fertilized?


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What is a Fertilized pickup line?

Working fertilized pickup lines

Damn girl, let's get in on like we chose Fertility Rites for our pantheon.

You are like a flower and I am here to fertilize you.

How do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized

Hey girl, are you fertile?

*Because I want to my plant my seeds in your moist areas*

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This is a funny Fertilized pickup line!

Hello. I am farmer from Kazakhstan. You are fertile, yes?

Hey girl, are you an Australian fertilizer?
Because you’re making something grow down under

How do you like your eggs?

Fried or fertilized?

Idk if you like your eggs scrambled, boiled or fried..

But I'm pretty sure you'll love them fertilized

How would you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?

How do you like your eggs?

For you, I’ll make them scrambled and fertilized

Hey girl you want you eggs scrambled

Or fertilized

How do you like your eggs?

- I think fertilized.

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Working Fertilized tinder opener

Wanna Come over for breakfast?

I’ll make you some eggs, and then I’ll fertilize yours.

How do yo like your eggs done in the morning?

You can have em any way you want except fertilized.

Hey baby, I'd like to fertilize your crops with my bonemeal if you know what I'm saying.

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?

How about I get you an Easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilized.

Is your name Easter?

Because I wanna fertilize your eggs

Girl, are you fertilizer?

Because you make my tree grow

You have the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon.

How do you like your eggs in the morning

Scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?

Hey girl, are you located between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers?

Because that kiss is lookin like a Fertile Crescent to me

Are you fertilizer

Because I want to eat you!