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Top 37 Fertilized Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fertilized pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fertilized conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. How do you like your eggs in the morning?

    Cus I like mine fertilized by you :)

  2. How do you like your eggs?

    Scrambled, over-easy, or fertilized?

  3. Hey girl are you a fertilizer?

    Because you make my plant grow.

  4. I got the chorizo, you bring the eggs.

    Un-fertilized por favor.

  5. I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

  6. I'm really good at fertilizing.

  7. Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

  8. Hey, I’m part Eldrazi. Want to let me annihilate your Fertile Ground?

  9. Since you're staying for breakfast, how do you like your eggs?

    Scrambled or fertilized?

  10. You are like a flower and I am here to fertilize you.

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Funny fertilized pickup lines

Hey girl, are you fertile?
*Because I want to my plant my seeds in your moist areas*

How do you like your eggs scrambled or fertilized

Hello. I am farmer from Kazakhstan. You are fertile, yes?

Hey girl, are you an Australian fertilizer?

Because you’re making something grow down under

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How would you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?

How do you like your eggs?
Fried or fertilized?

How do you like your eggs?

For you, I’ll make them scrambled and fertilized

Hey girl you want you eggs scrambled

Or fertilized

How do you like your eggs?

- I think fertilized.

You scramble my eggs and I'll fertilize yours.

Wanna Come over for breakfast?

I’ll make you some eggs, and then I’ll fertilize yours.

How do yo like your eggs done in the morning?

You can have em any way you want except fertilized.

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Working Fertilized tinder opener

How about I get you an Easter egg tomorrow morning. Do you want it chocolate or fertilized.

How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?

Girl, are you fertilizer?

Because you make my tree grow

Is your name Easter?

Because I wanna fertilize your eggs

You have the most fertile birthing hips I have ever laid eyes upon.

How do you like your eggs in the morning

Scrambled, over easy, or fertilized?

Are you fertilizer

Because I want to eat you!

Hey girl, are you located between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers?

Because that kiss is lookin like a Fertile Crescent to me

How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?

Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?

How do you like your eggs? [...] I prefer mine fertilized