Top 50 Matrix Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Matrix pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Matrix tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.
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Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...
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You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.
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Give me the red pill so I know it's real.
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Hey, we're in the Matrix, baby - we don't NEED a condom!
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Let's get you plugged in.
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Call me Neo, because I'm The One for you.
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Can I call you the Oracle? Coz I want you to bake me some cookies and tell me I'm the One.
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If you're good I'll let you hold my Matrix.
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(This a transformers related one)
Are you the matrix of leadership ? Cuz every time you say hi, you light up my darkest hour.
Working matrix pickup lines
You're the star in my Boston Matrix diagram.
Girl, are you the Merovingian because I cannot figure out what you're even doing here.
Mister Anderson in the streets, Neo in the sheets.
One day, an Autobot shall rise from my pants, and use the power of my matrix to light your darkest area.
Babe if you are here with me, I would take the blue pill and be with you forever.
You have to let it all go, Fear, doubt, and disbelief, Free your mind and be with me tonight.
Are you looking for the one? The answer is out there, girl, and I am looking for you.
Hey baby, can I stick my hand in your chest?
Girl, the Architect of life had led me to you.
We do only what we're meant to do.
Girl you think true love isn't real? Your mind makes it real.
Everything that has a beginning has an end.
Cookies need love like everything does.
All I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. And I want you.
Babe, you light my darkest hour.
Girl, I will show you a world where anything Is possible.
Girl you won't ever be alone again, it ends tonight.
The matrix is all around you, and I am the Matrix.
Let's go get some drinks. It's on me. And me. And me. And me. And me. And me. Me too!
Babe, I am going to make you "Woah!" tonight.
You think that's air you're breathing?
What is the reason? Soon the why and the reason are gone and all that matters is the feeling.
Perhaps the reason you're here is not so different from the reason I'm here.
