Top 24 Matrix Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Matrix chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.
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Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...
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You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.
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Give me the red pill so I know it's real.
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Hey, we're in the Matrix, baby - we don't NEED a condom!
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Let's get you plugged in.
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Call me Neo, because I'm The One for you.
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Can I call you the Oracle? Coz I want you to bake me some cookies and tell me I'm the One.
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If you're good I'll let you hold my Matrix.
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You're the star in my Boston Matrix diagram.
Funny matrix pickup lines
Girl, are you the Merovingian because I cannot figure out what you're even doing here.
Mister Anderson in the streets, Neo in the sheets.
One day, an Autobot shall rise from my pants, and use the power of my matrix to light your darkest area.
Hey baby, can I stick my hand in your chest?
Let's go get some drinks. It's on me. And me. And me. And me. And me. And me. Me too!
I see you don't have a large metal spike inserted into the base of your skull. Do you want one?
Are you a matrix?
Because you make my vector go through linear transformations.
I know karate.
You could take the blue pill and stay at this bar, or you could take this red pill and come home with me.
Hey girl, were you in The Matrix
Cuz I believe you’re the One.
Hey are you the matrix of leadership?
Because you light my darkest hour
Lets go back to my place and see how deep your rabbit hole goes.
Is this the Matrix? Because I think you're 'the one'.
You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: All I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. (The Matrix)