50 Matrix Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Matrix rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about matrix, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Matrix Pickup Lines

A good Matrix hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.
Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...
You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.
Give me the red pill so I know it's real.
Hey, we're in the Matrix, baby - we don't NEED a condom!
Let's get you plugged in.

Short and cute matrix pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about matrix are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Call me Neo, because I'm The One for you.

Can I call you the Oracle? Coz I want you to bake me some cookies and tell me I'm the One.

If you're good I'll let you hold my Matrix.

(This a transformers related one)

Are you the matrix of leadership ? Cuz every time you say hi, you light up my darkest hour.

Girl, are you the Merovingian because I cannot figure out what you're even doing here.

Mister Anderson in the streets, Neo in the sheets.

One day, an Autobot shall rise from my pants, and use the power of my matrix to light your darkest area.

Cheesy matrix Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Babe I am taking the blue pill so I could pleasure you all night long.

Babe if you are here with me, I would take the blue pill and be with you forever.

You have to let it all go, Fear, doubt, and disbelief, Free your mind and be with me tonight.

Are you looking for the one? The answer is out there, girl, and I am looking for you.

Hey baby, can I stick my hand in your chest?

Girl, the Architect of life had led me to you.

Girl you think true love isn't real? Your mind makes it real.

Corny matrix Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Matrix conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Let's get you plugged in and taste some steak.

Everything that has a beginning has an end.

Cookies need love like everything does.

All I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. And I want you.

Babe, you light my darkest hour.

Girl you won't ever be alone again, it ends tonight.

Girl, I will show you a world where anything Is possible.

The matrix is all around you, and I am the Matrix.

Let's go get some drinks. It's on me. And me. And me. And me. And me. And me. Me too!

You think that's air you're breathing?

Babe, I am going to make you "Woah!" tonight.

What is the reason? Soon the why and the reason are gone and all that matters is the feeling.

A good matrix Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Matrix hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Perhaps the reason you're here is not so different from the reason I'm here.

I see you don't have a large metal spike inserted into the base of your skull. Do you want one?

There is no spoon. I just know how to bend and work the one in my pants.

Unfortunately, no one can be told what The Matrix is. You'll have to see it for yourself in my bed.

And now here I stand because of you. I'm no longer an agent of this system, because of you. I've changed. I'm unplugged. A new man, sort to speak, like you, apparently free.

We need guns. Lots of guns. Or maybe you just need my gun.

What happend happened, and couldn't have happened any other way.

Babe, you will feel alive when I stick my hand into your chest.

What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. Because your world doesn’t have me.

Are you a matrix?

Because you make my vector go through linear transformations.

I know karate.

You could take the blue pill and stay at this bar, or you could take this red pill and come home with me.

Hey girl, were you in The Matrix

Cuz I believe you’re the One.

Hey are you the matrix of leadership?

Because you light my darkest hour

Lets go back to my place and see how deep your rabbit hole goes.

Is this the Matrix? Because I think you're 'the one'.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Matrix love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Matrix chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.