Top 25 Matrix Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Matrix pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Matrix conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.

2. Hey babe did it hurt when you had that gross tracking worm thing ripped out of your bellybutton? Because I'm nervous...

3. You may have spent the last two months looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.

4. Give me the red pill so I know it's real.

5. Hey, we're in the Matrix, baby - we don't NEED a condom!

6. Let's get you plugged in.

7. Call me Neo, because I'm The One for you.

8. Can I call you the Oracle? Coz I want you to bake me some cookies and tell me I'm the One.

9. If you're good I'll let you hold my Matrix.

10. (This a transformers related one)

    Are you the matrix of leadership ? Cuz every time you say hi, you light up my darkest hour.

Funny matrix pickup lines

You're the star in my Boston Matrix diagram.

Girl, are you the Merovingian because I cannot figure out what you're even doing here.

Mister Anderson in the streets, Neo in the sheets.

One day, an Autobot shall rise from my pants, and use the power of my matrix to light your darkest area.

Let's go get some drinks. It's on me. And me. And me. And me. And me. And me. Me too!

I see you don't have a large metal spike inserted into the base of your skull. Do you want one?

Are you a matrix?

Because you make my vector go through linear transformations.

I know karate.

You could take the blue pill and stay at this bar, or you could take this red pill and come home with me.

Hey girl, were you in The Matrix

Cuz I believe you’re the One.

Hey are you the matrix of leadership?

Because you light my darkest hour

Lets go back to my place and see how deep your rabbit hole goes.

You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: All I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. (The Matrix)