You know what's harder than read post-structuralist literature? Me.

You had me at: I read Lawrence Durrell.

There are so many books here but I want to read you.

I want you to read the first three words of this sentence

After you read Upton Sinclair's The Jungle, I'm the only thing you won't be disgusted by.

You should read my diary...

I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I need to walk around you before you fall for me?

I want you to focus on the first 3 words in this sentence

Now read it again

I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized, I dont have yours.

Hey girl… I’m blind

Can I read your shirt?

If you were a book, I'd stay up all night reading.

If you were a book, I’d wish I were blind.

So I can read you in Braille.

I just wrote about you in my dark emotional journal.

Wanna read?

I'll read your patriarchal blessing, if you read mine.

I'm such an open book, I could be on your summer reading list.

Found the poetry section. May I take you back in the stacks and read you some verses?

Hey girl, can I read your body language in braille?

^-^

Baby, bring your lips closer cause I can't read them.

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

Trust me; read this

So you preferably use this on instagram
you be like “hey someone impersonating your account”
they be like “who?”
you reply with “@nasa” “because you’re out of this world”

Hey girl. I was reading the Book of Numbers the other day and I realized...I don't have yours.

Baby, you thicker than the bible... and I wanna read all yo pages!

You ever read Genesis? Because God saw that it is not good for man to be alone.

They call me the Librarian

Because all I do is get left on read.

Baby, if someone wrote a book on your life, I'd read it allll niiight long.

Spending my night reading sexts from you, can't sleep without thinking about f**... you. (If I Can't Have You)

Someone as hot as you must find it difficult to do cold readings.

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

I know how to read smoke signals. Send me one.

Hey baby, can I read your n**...?

On a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you like glasses? Because if it's lower than a 7 I'll risk not being able to read a menu on a date just to impress you.

If I was blind would you let me read you n**... like Braille?

Probably the cheesiest one you've ever read...

Boy: I'm a superhero... Guess my name??
Girl: Ironman? Spiderman??
Boy: *smiles* Yourman!

I hate to brag, but I have the biggest Philip K. d**... collection of books on Good Reads.

Line: I’d better get a library card, cause I’m checking you out!
Comeback: I doubt your reading comprehension is high enough.

"Are those glasses for reading? Because I can’t help but get lost in your eyes."

"Are you the heroine of my life's novel? Because since I started reading you, I can't put you down."

"Can I DM you? I promise our chat will be more captivating than any story you've read."

"I seem to have lost my ability to read properly, can you lend me your enchanting voice to help me out?"

"Like a heroine in a novel, you've bravely captured my heart and now I can't put you down."

Can you read my mind? Because I can't stop thinking about how stunning you are.

"Hey, I noticed you reading my message; guess we already share a favourite book."

"Are you a baker? Because your smile is sweeter than any cake I've ever tasted."

"If you were a book, I’d read you all night long—your plot twists are just too irresistible to put down."

"Are we a bookmark? Because whenever I see you, every other page in this universe becomes irrelevant."

"Our story could be the best one you'll ever read, care to turn the first page?"

"Are you a black cat? Because your energy is simply spellbinding and has me crossing paths with destiny."

"I've been searching for a captivating new read, but I feel like the most fascinating story could be found in your eyes."

"Do you like to read? Because my love story is a real page-turner – it starts with 'Once upon a time' and ends with 'Henry Cavill'."

"Interesting perspective! So, if you ever decide to wear glasses, I'll know it's just to heighten the mystery."

If you were a library card, I would never return you because you're way overdue for a date.

"That comment you read? Well, it's true - I've been carrying these feelings for you and they're getting heavy."

"I'm not a book, but if I were, I'd be titled 'Henry Cavill's Muffin: The Sweet Story of You and Me.'"

"They say I'm bad in my studies, but when it comes to you Kapoor, I've read every chapter of your book of beauty."

"Are you a novel? Because the more I read into your eyes, the harder I fall for your story."

"Is your name 'Adrenaline'? Because my heart races every time I read about your skydiving and cold pizza adventures."

"Well, lucky for you, I'm an ISTP who reads quantum physics for fun. Get ready to have your mind stimulated... intellectually, of course! 😉"

If your lips were a book, I'd love to read them cover to cover with mine.

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back with an enchanting story to discuss."

"Reading my messages, are you? You must have an appetite for intriguing conversations and handsome men."

"Been reading about heroes, yet none compare to the superpower of your charm."

"Are you a book? Because I'm reading all the signs of a best-seller in your eyes!"

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection stronger than your love for good food."

"Are you into novels? Because our love story could be a bestseller, featuring a tall, handsome brunette."

"Are you a book? Because I can't stop reading the story in your eyes, just like Henry Cavill's novels."

Are you a book? Because I wanna Bruno-read you all night long!

"Your OOTD isn't just a fashion statement, it's poetry in motion. Can I be the one to read between the lines?"

"Just like your bunny, I also have a soft spot for cute and cuddly things; perhaps you might include me?"

"Is your name Marvel? Because my heart feels like it's been saved every time you walk into the room."

"Are you a medical book? Because whenever I read your eyes, I find the cure to my loneliness."

"I've read countless stories of heroines, yet none of them could ever be as captivating as you."

"If I could read your letter, it would say you're stunning. Care for a coffee sometime?"

you like to do during your free time.

"I enjoy reading mystery novels, exploring new cafes, and mastering the art of making the perfect cup of coffee."

Seems like we've hit the commonality jackpot! Travel, food, hikes – you're basically reading my mind!

"With each page you turn, my heart yearns, your love for books and cats is a passion I've learned."

"Are you a recipe book? Because every time I look at you, I see something sweet I want to savor."

"Your hazel eyes and brunette hair are far more captivating than any Tolstoy novel I've ever read."

"For a homebody, you sure know how to make my heart venture out of its comfort zone."

"Boring life, huh? Well, I’m an amateur magician. Watch me turn your ordinary days into an extraordinary adventure!"

Are you a book? Because every page I turn, I find myself getting more and more intrigued by you.

"If looks could kill, your messages would be the most lethal thing in my inbox."

"Are you '50 Shades of Grey'? Because when I read your eyes, I can't seem to put you down."

"Your quiet beauty has piqued my curiosity, Sakai. May I join your world of books?"

"Because I'm like a bestselling novel - full of suspense, drama and plot twists. Potential tear-jerker but overall a bestseller."

"Are you a love letter? Because you're sweet, old-fashioned, and I want to read you over and over."

"Is your name Coffee? Because I like you a latte, especially when we're espresso-ing our feelings in chapters of love."

"Well, by letting you know that your smile is the most fascinating story I've ever wanted to read."

"Romance novels, huh? Maybe we could make our own steamy plotline together, only less trashy."

"Couldn't help but read your bio and thought, let's change that 'if' into 'because'. Here's to future homies!"

"How about we keep score? You don't have to admit you're falling, I'll read it in your eyes instead."

"Are your eyes called akhe? Because they're the most beautiful story I've ever read."

"Are you a heroine from a book I haven't read? Because your spirit captivates me more than any story."

"I must be reading your body language wrong; it feels like you're inviting me to get a little closer."

"Hey Kath, are you a Wattpad story? Because I can’t wait to get lost in your chapters tonight."

"Your love for words is enchanting, but if we were a story, I'd never want a plot twist."

"Are you a Gryffindor? Because you've got me feeling all brave and ready to read a book with you!"

Two weeks of silence, but my interest hasn't waned. Your absence made my heart refrain. Let's chat and see where this may lead, a new chapter we can both heed.

Translation: Are you a book?

"Aklat ka ba? Kasi hindi ko maikakaila, sa bawat pahina ng buhay ko, gustong-gusto kita mabasa."
Translation: Are you a book? Because I can't deny, in every page of my life, I really want to read you.

person is a girl who loves books and coffee.

"In every novel I read, I find your essence, like the aroma of coffee, stirring my senses."

"Are you a bad movie? Because I’d watch you on repeat with popcorn and a smile!"

"With every word you read aloud, like felines graceful and proud, in your presence I'm allowed, forever by your charm, I'm wowed."

"Are you running a fever? Because you just raised my heart's temperature to boiling point."

Can you read minds? Because I swear you just stole all my thoughts with your beauty.

"Just like a vibrant story, your bubbly energy makes my everyday extraordinary, shall we write our chapter together?"

"Is your name Henry Cavill? Because every moment with you is as delightful as a freshly baked book."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Or were you just too busy reading automotive manuals?"

You must be Cupid, because every time I see you, my heart feels struck by an arrow.

"If you were a book, I’d never put you down; I’m captivated by your plot already."

"I've read about heroes, but seeing you, I think I just met the love chapter of my saga."

"Ever read about Romeo and Juliet? How about we rewrite history with a happier ending?"

"Are you 50 Shades of Grey? Because every time I read your eyes, I can't put you down."

"You must be a novel, because your beauty keeps me turning pages all night long."

"With my hands tracing your divine figure, it's like I'm reading a poetry of love hidden in your curves."

"I'm afraid my donkey, Miss Muffins got excited when she read 'big ass'. She's now expecting a marriage proposal 😅."

"Are you a vintage book? Because your beauty feels like a classic that never goes out of style."

"You dance like a poem and dress with flair, your love for cats and books is beyond compare."

"At 22, you're not just a girl but a beautiful poem that's waiting to be read."

"Did you just rock my seismic readings? Because my world just shifted when I saw you."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the plot of your enchanting eyes."

"Is your name Literature? Because I find myself completely lost in your pages."

"Every time you read my message, I imagine it's your eyes undressing my words. It feels incredibly sexy."

Your beauty shines brighter than any page-turner, you've got me hooked and eager for more.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your karate moves are heavenly.

"Are you a book? Because I can't seem to put you down, you're a page-turner."

"Just like your bunny, I've got an appreciation for the finer things... especially when it comes to you and your boobies."

"Just like a cheesy romance, I can't promise I won't be corny, but I guarantee a 'happily ever after'."

"I've read Capricorns are serious, but your smile is the most delightfully intoxicating thing I've ever witnessed."

"I bet not even a classic 'Gatsby' can match the timeless elegance you possess."

Are you a stack of papers? Because you're well-organized and absolutely fascinating to read through.

You know what’s the cutest thing I’ve ever seen…?

Read the first word again.

"Your hatred is a potent poem, but let me be the author who turns it into a refreshing tale of love."