The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Read Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Read pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Read tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. If your body were poetry I would read you in braille

  2. Are you a librarian?

    Because I see you checking me out

    Alternative response: because all you do is leave me on read

  3. Hey! I’m an amateur fortune teller! Can I give you a free palm reading?

    Ohhh... Says here on your love line that you’re thinking about going on a date with a ridiculous guy who may or may not be good at reading palms.

  4. Hello I have a question. A man asked me if he could read my shirt in brail. What does that mean?

  5. Your body is a poem

    And I am a blind guy that only reads in braille.

  6. Hey girl, I have a unreturned library book that I want to read to you tonight.

  7. If you were an articlie more than 200 words long, I would still read you.

  8. You know what's harder than read post-structuralist literature? Me.

  9. You had me at: I read Lawrence Durrell.

  10. There are so many books here but I want to read you.


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Working read pickup lines

I want you to read the first three words of this sentence

Did you read this weekend's forecast? Cloudy with a chance of Squirtle.

After you read Upton Sinclair's The Jungle, I'm the only thing you won't be disgusted by.

I know how to read and everything.

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I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I need to walk around you before you fall for me?

I can also read something else besides books, your heart.

I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized, I dont have yours.

If you were a book, I'd stay up all night reading.

Hey girl… I’m blind

Can I read your shirt?

I’m dyslexic so when I read the alphabet I see u and i together

If you were a book, I’d wish I were blind.

So I can read you in Braille.

I just wrote about you in my dark emotional journal.

Wanna read?

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Working Read tinder opener

I'm such an open book, I could be on your summer reading list.

Found the poetry section. May I take you back in the stacks and read you some verses?

I was reading the book of numbers yesterday, and I realized I don't have yours.

Hey girl, can I read your body language in braille?

^-^

Baby, bring your lips closer cause I can't read them.

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

Trust me; read this

So you preferably use this on instagram
you be like “hey someone impersonating your account”
they be like “who?”
you reply with “@nasa” “because you’re out of this world”

Baby, you thicker than the bible... and I wanna read all yo pages!

Hey girl. I was reading the Book of Numbers the other day and I realized...I don't have yours.

Trust me; read this

So you preferably use this on instagram
you be like “hey someone impersonating your account”
they be like “who?”
you reply with “@nasa” “because you’re out of this world”

You ever read Genesis? Because God saw that it is not good for man to be alone.