You know what's harder than read post-structuralist literature? Me.

You had me at: I read Lawrence Durrell.

There are so many books here but I want to read you.

I want you to read the first three words of this sentence

After you read Upton Sinclair's The Jungle, I'm the only thing you won't be disgusted by.

You should read my diary...

I've been reading Joshua, but how many times do I need to walk around you before you fall for me?

I want you to focus on the first 3 words in this sentence

Now read it again

I was reading the book of Numbers when I realized, I dont have yours.

Hey girl… I’m blind

Can I read your shirt?

If you were a book, I'd stay up all night reading.

If you were a book, I’d wish I were blind.

So I can read you in Braille.

I just wrote about you in my dark emotional journal.

Wanna read?

I'll read your patriarchal blessing, if you read mine.

I'm such an open book, I could be on your summer reading list.

Found the poetry section. May I take you back in the stacks and read you some verses?

Hey girl, can I read your body language in braille?

^-^

Baby, bring your lips closer cause I can't read them.

Did you read dr Seuss as a kid?

Because green eggs and damnnnnn

Trust me; read this

So you preferably use this on instagram
you be like “hey someone impersonating your account”
they be like “who?”
you reply with “@nasa” “because you’re out of this world”

Hey girl. I was reading the Book of Numbers the other day and I realized...I don't have yours.

Baby, you thicker than the bible... and I wanna read all yo pages!

You ever read Genesis? Because God saw that it is not good for man to be alone.

They call me the Librarian

Because all I do is get left on read.

Baby, if someone wrote a book on your life, I'd read it allll niiight long.

Spending my night reading sexts from you, can't sleep without thinking about f**... you. (If I Can't Have You)

Did you read Dr. Seuss as a kid? Because green eggs and... damn!

Someone as hot as you must find it difficult to do cold readings.

I know how to read smoke signals. Send me one.

Hey baby, can I read your n**...?

If I was blind would you let me read you n**... like Braille?

On a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you like glasses? Because if it's lower than a 7 I'll risk not being able to read a menu on a date just to impress you.

Probably the cheesiest one you've ever read...

Boy: I'm a superhero... Guess my name??
Girl: Ironman? Spiderman??
Boy: *smiles* Yourman!

I hate to brag, but I have the biggest Philip K. d**... collection of books on Good Reads.

Line: I’d better get a library card, cause I’m checking you out!
Comeback: I doubt your reading comprehension is high enough.

"Are you a book? Because I'm reading all the signs of a best-seller in your eyes!"

"I'm not a book, but if I were, I'd be titled 'Henry Cavill's Muffin: The Sweet Story of You and Me.'"

"Do you like to read? Because my love story is a real page-turner – it starts with 'Once upon a time' and ends with 'Henry Cavill'."

"Is your name 'Adrenaline'? Because my heart races every time I read about your skydiving and cold pizza adventures."

"Are you a medical book? Because whenever I read your eyes, I find the cure to my loneliness."

"Like a heroine in a novel, you've bravely captured my heart and now I can't put you down."

"Are you a book? Because I can't stop reading the story in your eyes, just like Henry Cavill's novels."

"Reading my messages, are you? You must have an appetite for intriguing conversations and handsome men."

"I've read about heroines, but your beauty and strength write a new chapter."

"That comment you read? Well, it's true - I've been carrying these feelings for you and they're getting heavy."

"Our story could be the best one you'll ever read, care to turn the first page?"

"Are you into novels? Because our love story could be a bestseller, featuring a tall, handsome brunette."

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection stronger than your love for good food."

"Are you a novel? Because the more I read into your eyes, the harder I fall for your story."

"Your OOTD isn't just a fashion statement, it's poetry in motion. Can I be the one to read between the lines?"

"Are we a bookmark? Because whenever I see you, every other page in this universe becomes irrelevant."

"They say I'm bad in my studies, but when it comes to you Kapoor, I've read every chapter of your book of beauty."

"Hey, I noticed you reading my message; guess we already share a favourite book."

"Is your name Marvel? Because my heart feels like it's been saved every time you walk into the room."

"I've been searching for a captivating new read, but I feel like the most fascinating story could be found in your eyes."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back with an enchanting story to discuss."

"Interesting perspective! So, if you ever decide to wear glasses, I'll know it's just to heighten the mystery."

"Been reading about heroes, yet none compare to the superpower of your charm."

"Lost in the ocean of fitness and adventure? Don't worry, I'm here to be your guide."

"Are you the heroine of my life's novel? Because since I started reading you, I can't put you down."

"Just like your bunny, I also have a soft spot for cute and cuddly things; perhaps you might include me?"

"I seem to have lost my ability to read properly, can you lend me your enchanting voice to help me out?"

"With each page you turn, my heart yearns, your love for books and cats is a passion I've learned."

"If looks could kill, your messages would be the most lethal thing in my inbox."

you like to do during your free time.

"I enjoy reading mystery novels, exploring new cafes, and mastering the art of making the perfect cup of coffee."

"Are you a heroine from a book I haven't read? Because your spirit captivates me more than any story."

"I've read countless stories of heroines, yet none of them could ever be as captivating as you."