"Is there a course on 'how to be you'? Because, darling, you've mastered the art of perfection."

Just call me Cupid in disguise! Who knew my advice would lead to love connections. Next stop: world domination through dating apps! 😂

"Snapchat AI? Interesting...I usually consult my Magic 8-Ball. It's old school but doesn't eat up my phone battery."

"Is there an advice for how to steal your heart? Because clearly, you're the expert in everything."

"Has the Tickle Monster advised you yet about the man who's utterly enchanted by your radiance and charm? That would be me."

Haha, only if you're ready for the never-ending supply of homemade cookies and unsolicited life advice! 🍪😂

Wow, a future nurse! So do I get a VIP pass to your medical advice or just to your Netflix recommendations? 😂

"Is your name Director? Because you're setting my heart in the perfect frame."

Haha, are you implying I need dating advice from girls? Maybe I should stick to asking my mom for tips! 😜

"Guess I’ll just have to start charging for my expert advice! But seriously, let me know if you need a hype man!"

Asking girls for advice on dating? Bold move! I usually just wing it and hope for the best. 😅

"Ah, my best friend! That's a golden retriever named Max. He's a great listener, though his advice is mostly, 'throw the ball'."

"Is your name 'Director'? Because I've been following your advice on making the perfect shot in my life."

Haha, that's impressive! At this rate, I might need to start charging you for my expert motivational advice. Gym selfies with a side of sass?

"Is being flawless your profession? Because you've got everyone seeking your advice, even my heart."

"With your wisdom, everyone seeks your counsel. How about we trade advice over dinner?"

"You're great at everything? Well, how about mastering the art of capturing my heart?"

"You're obviously the queen of everything, how about helping me rule the kingdom of romance?"

"Do you believe in love at first scene? Because when I saw you, I knew our story would be a blockbuster."

Haha, well I'll definitely take his advice on board... As long as it doesn't involve wearing socks with sandals! 😂

"Snapchat AI? Interesting... I was under the impression that I was chatting with Miss Universe, not Miss Turing Test!"

That's sweet! Moms always know how to keep us grounded. What’s the best advice she’s given you that you still cherish?

"I don't need advice, but could you teach me the art of being captivated by your excellence?"

"Since you're the best at everything, how about you teach me the art of winning your heart?"

"Snapchat AI is your sage? Well I'd like to throw my hat in the ring. My fortune cookie wisdom is unmatched!"

"All hail Snapchat AI, the oracle of love! It must make for some truly snappy decisions, huh?"

Thanks for that! I’ll take your advice to heart—life’s too short to worry, right? What’s something you do to unwind?

Haha, if Trump ever needs legal advice, I can recommend some great lawyers! Let's stick to lighter topics for now though.

"Snapchat AI? That's cute. I prefer consulting my Magic 8-Ball for life-changing decisions!"

"You must be a pro at filming, because every moment with you feels like a blockbuster hit."

"I’m not saying I’m different, but I do have a pet rock that gives better advice than most boys!"

"I'd love to follow your advice and sleep early, but how can I when I'm up all night dreaming about your captivating smile?"

Good advice! But I’d rather have a cozy chat with you than deal with a hangover alone. You seem like someone worth sharing stories with!

Starting a business is a bold move! I admire your ambition. Need any advice or support in your journey?

"Ah, the classic mom chat! Did she give you any life-changing advice, or was it just the usual 'eat more veggies' spiel?"

Haha, well in that case, I hope you're ready for some good advice and maybe a little teasing too!

Mothers are truly special. They shape us in ways we may not even realize. What's the best advice she's given you?

"Babe, your presence is like a perfect shot; it makes every moment cinematic and breathtakingly beautiful."

"Dogs have the best vibes! What’s your favorite breed? I bet they give great advice on life and love too. 😉"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes while seeking advice."

How to talk to a girl that I don’t know

I met a girl in my German speaking class today. Well, exactly we didn’t talk to each other,but we did make eye contacts like 3-5 times. And I immediately had the impulse to talk to her; however, i didn’t do it. So I decide to talk to her in German class next week. But to be honest, I don’t really know how to talk to a girl. Any advice?

Only if you're ready for an endless supply of homemade cookies and unsolicited life advice! Mom's got a lot to give.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest! No dirty comments, just financial advice.

"Only if those scratches come with a side of purring and unsolicited advice about life choices. Cats are the ultimate philosophers, right?"

"Excuse me, lady, is your name Tickle Monster? Because every time you speak, I find myself helplessly laughing with joy."

"That’s awesome! Does this mean I can call you my personal health consultant? Asking for a friend... who really just wants free medical advice! 😂"

"Need advice on perfume? Because you already have the intoxicating scent of desire."

Totally agree! My doctor actually prescribed me a daily dose of chocolate. Who am I to argue with medical advice? 🍫

"Need advice on filming content? Your beauty has already mastered the art of capturing attention."

"Are you always this good at everything? Because I'd love some one-on-one lessons in heart-stealing."

"You may be better than everyone at everything, but no one's better at making my heart race."

"Well, when I need advice, I ask my rubber duck. He's surprisingly insightful... and waterproof!"

Your advice is as valuable as good insurance - something I definitely wouldn't want to be without.

"Darling, with your wisdom, let’s skip the small talk and jump straight to life’s biggest questions."

"Darling, I can't provide fashion advice, but who needs clothes when your beauty is the best outfit you could wear?"

That's sweet! Moms always know how to make the day brighter. What’s the best advice she’s given you lately?

"Since you're the expert at everything, care to teach me the art of capturing your heart?"

I wish I was your derivative..

To be tangent to your curves

Any advice how to improve this old line?

BEST PLATFORMS/CHANNELS TO FIND WINGMANS

Hi Guys,

I wanna start to play in company. I woud like to know what are the platforms/channels you usually use to find your wingmans.

All advices are usefull. Thank you in advance.

You’re the most beautiful girl/guy I know, and that’s the least interesting thing about you.

Not exactly original but works great on those who can understand its a great compliment. Some people take it as an insult, it is my advice that you shouldn’t try in the first place with them. Lol.

I'm excited about Thanksgiving because I love unwelcome parenting advice from relatives I see twice a year.

I'm not so good with the advice... Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?