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Top 17 Avoid Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Avoid chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl are you the police

    Because I want to avoid you at all costs

  2. I'm like the Plague. You can't avoid me!

  3. Being apart from you is like feedback in the microphones...it's so painful and ill do anything i can to avoid it.

  4. Maybe you can help me avoid a runoff...

  5. Are you the sun?

    Because.. you hurt my eyes and I avoid looking at you at all costs


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  6. How would you like to come back to my place and...

    Grow to tolerate me out of desperation to avoid loneliness just long enough to pick up some of my mannerisms, which will spend 2 to 7 years occasionally frustrating you out of the blue - forcing you to briefly relive some memory of me - while you slowly learn to unprogram them from your everyday use, gradually forgetting me like the world forgets us all?

  7. Are you an award?

    Cuz you have been avoiding me since day 1

  8. How could have I avoided your sight when you shot me with your love from point blank range.

  9. I want to avoid interview-style conversation

    Asking too many question, interview style conversation wil most likely make the guy a chaser.


    How to avoid this?


    Are there any good conversation scripts out there I can take a look for my guidance?

  10. They say those starved of love are confused by it...

    Or was it stunned by it... 🤔 Or maybe avoid it? Every fiber in my body is telling me to run but your smile is magnetic and my love hard as steel..

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WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?
Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that.

For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings.

The question is:

What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself?

To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress.

First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them.

Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything.

Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be.

What are you lacking?

What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down.

Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress.

Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine?

What skills do I need to get?

At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness.

Why do I feel this in this moment?

Go deeper.

What is triggering me to feel in a certain state?

Why do I feel this way?

Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why?

Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states.

Check what triggers you.

Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations.

What was the previous time that you felt that?

And before that time when did you feel that?

Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now.

Try to meditate everyday:

Think about what are you escaping.

Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad.

When was the previous time that you were feeling this too?

Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism.

Accept them and let them go.

You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again.

Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times

Peace out

Are you wearing high vis?

Because everyone can see you but they are all still avoiding you.

Girl even if I am a volleyball player, I won't avoid faults and pass the blame to you.

Usually I try and avoid penalties.
But tonight i just want to stand beside you.

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I avoid the candy aisle because I'm sweet enough on my own.

How about schedule a free package pickup to avoid waiting in line at the post office and use the time have a drink with me?