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Top 19 Avoid Pick Up lines

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  1. Hey girl are you the police

    Because I want to avoid you at all costs

  2. I'm like the Plague. You can't avoid me!

  3. Being apart from you is like feedback in the microphones...it's so painful and ill do anything i can to avoid it.

  4. Help a brotha out

    I just had a match with a hot girl, she likes dance, travel, art and theater.

    I don't know what to write to her as the first message, she clearly wrote in the bio that she doesn't want to talk to boring people so I would avoid the classic phrases.
    I thought about: "Hi, I saw you dance, I'm not very good at dancing, but I think I'll take the next step with you, will you?"
    What do you think? Other ideas?

  5. Maybe you can help me avoid a runoff...

  6. Are you the sun?

    Because.. you hurt my eyes and I avoid looking at you at all costs


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  7. Usually I try and avoid penalties.

  8. How would you like to come back to my place and...

    Grow to tolerate me out of desperation to avoid loneliness just long enough to pick up some of my mannerisms, which will spend 2 to 7 years occasionally frustrating you out of the blue - forcing you to briefly relive some memory of me - while you slowly learn to unprogram them from your everyday use, gradually forgetting me like the world forgets us all?

  9. Babe I gotta avoid you :(

    You're so sweet and I'm diagnosed with diabetes.

  10. Are you an award?

    Cuz you have been avoiding me since day 1

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How could have I avoided your sight when you shot me with your love from point blank range.

They say those starved of love are confused by it...

Or was it stunned by it... 🤔 Or maybe avoid it? Every fiber in my body is telling me to run but your smile is magnetic and my love hard as steel..

I want to avoid interview-style conversation

Asking too many question, interview style conversation wil most likely make the guy a chaser.


How to avoid this?


Are there any good conversation scripts out there I can take a look for my guidance?

Are you wearing high vis?

Because everyone can see you but they are all still avoiding you.

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Usually I try and avoid penalties.
But tonight i just want to stand beside you.

"They say once you start drinking alone, you're an alcoholic. I'm really trying to avoid that" Don Draper: "So I guess I'm helping both of us"

I avoid the candy aisle because I'm sweet enough on my own.

How about schedule a free package pickup to avoid waiting in line at the post office and use the time have a drink with me?