I avoid putting all my eggs in a basket but give me your number and, you’ll be the first I break this rule for.

Avoid the skateboard for a date on my board?

"Are you a laundry expert? Cause I'm like a white tee, needing your tender care to avoid any dirt."

"Your blush only enhances your beauty, Alice. You're truly one-of-a-kind and there's nothing to be shy about."

"Doctors say I should avoid sugar, but how can I when your smile is sweeter than any candy?"

Haha, age is just a number! Unless it’s my speed limit—then it’s a serious matter. What kind of trouble do you avoid at work?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

"Sleeping in the bathroom? Were you dreaming of a luxurious spa or just avoiding your roommate's snoring concert? 😂"

I get that! Relationships can feel like reality TV without the popcorn. Let’s keep it chill—just two cool nerds avoiding plot twists!

"They say I should avoid sweets, but how can I resist your sugar-coated smiles?"

Oh, I'm definitely taking notes! I've already learned to avoid wearing socks with sandals... unless it's a fashion statement?

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes...and trying to avoid all the trash."

"Did your eyes mistake me for the sun? Because you seem to be avoiding direct contact."

"So, are you saying I should avoid the hot sauce when we meet? I don't want my tongue to get kicked out of the party!"

"Like a nucleolus to a cell, you've got all my ribosomes shaking! Must be your DNA: 'Do Not Avoid' me."

"Do you like quiet places? Because my heart whispers your name every time I avoid small talk!"

Haha, noted! But with you around, I might just have the best company to cure any hangover! What’s your secret to avoiding them?

"Well, life's a zoo and I'm just here trying to avoid stepping on the peacock tails. How about you?"

"Are your fingers on a diet? Because they've been avoiding my texts like a cheat meal!"

"Challenge accepted! Expect nothing less than top-tier cool from me, just don't blame me if you catch the cool vibes."

"Do you have a Time-Turner? Because I’d rewind just to avoid your sarcastic comments!"

Love it! As long as we avoid dinner for breakfast—nobody needs eggs benedict on their pancakes, right? What else is on the menu?

"You're worried about falling? Don't worry, I've got a PhD in 'Catchology' from the University of Heartbreak Avoidance."

"If I avoid the cheese, can we still melt into a good conversation?"

Trust me, if I had a superpower, it’d be avoiding romantic disasters! My vibe game is strong... just ask my couch! 😄

"Your serenity is captivating—can I learn the secret to your inner peace over a cup of coffee?"

"If falling for me was a subject, would you be striving for an A or avoiding class like it's Monday morning?"

Are you a magician? Because you make everything seem effortless, even when it comes to avoiding teaching.

"Home safe! Basically broke world records avoiding creepy night crawlers...I'm talking about bugs, not zombies."

"Mahiru, we've spent a lifetime living next door, now how about we spend a lifetime living in each other's hearts?"

"Haha, I'm more about being genuine than pretending. Maybe my kind of cool is just different from the mainstream."

"Are you a magician? Every time you avoid eye contact, my heart disappears."

Are you the sun?

Because.. you hurt my eyes and I avoid looking at you at all costs


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"I can’t bear the thought of being just neighbours, Mahiru. Let's be more, let's be everything to each other."

"I was told to avoid strangers, but your smile has me breaking all the rules tonight."

"I’m all for winning, but let’s avoid any Olympic-style drama. Can we just settle for a participation medal instead? 🥇😄"

Are you a parking ticket? Because I have no interest in you either, let's avoid each other.

"Of course, I'd guard our boba babies fiercely! But let's avoid the jail part, okay? You're too charming for a prison cell."

"If you're the homework I've been avoiding, then I wouldn't mind doing you all night."

"Sure, I'll be the sexy pen pal of your dreams and the best boba baby momma ever! 😏 But let's avoid jail, okay?"

"Well, isn't being uncool the new cool? Guess I'm ahead of the curve!"

"Well, there's no reason to be shy. You've got a kind of beauty that should be celebrated, not laughed at."

I'm doing great! Just trying to avoid becoming a professional couch potato. Any tips on how to stay upright? What’s your secret superpower?

Only busy enough to avoid my laundry pile slowly growing into a sentient being. What's your secret talent, besides making me curious?

"Oh, I see, staying cool under pressure - sounds like my kind of fun. Get ready for some surprise coolness!"

Haha, don't worry, I'll try to avoid falling for any ghostly charms. Can't promise I won't get lost in your eyes though! 😉

"I'm told to avoid sweets, but how can I resist a sugar like you?"

Ha, trying to be? Sounds like you’re secretly a superhero. What’s your superpower—making the perfect cup of coffee or avoiding awkward small talk?

"I admire how you embrace your own world; mind if I join you for a moment of quiet magic?"

Ah, the classic shy type! Are you secretly a superhero in disguise? Because I bet you have some exceptional powers, like being an expert at avoiding small talk! ✨

"Your eyes may avoid mine, but is it because they fear getting lost in a sea of desire?"

Like the stars in the night sky, your absence leaves a void, only filled when you're around to avoid.

"Happy birthday! If you were a fruit, you’d be a ‘fine-apple’—and I’m just trying to avoid being ‘pear’-less!"

"Do you believe in fate? Because I think we were both sent here to awkwardly avoid eye contact!"

"Absolutely, handsome! I'd look after our boba babies like a queen and wait for my king to return. But let's avoid jail, shall we?"

Haha, well, if Trump can avoid jail, then I'm sure we can handle whatever life throws our way! 😄

Talented? Ha! You should see my skills in avoiding adulting. What’s your hidden talent? Can you juggle while riding a unicycle?

"Doctor said I should avoid sweets, but how can I, when you're the sweetest thing I've ever seen?"

"Like a prized white tee, I'll keep you close to my heart, so avoid the dirt and let’s start with the 'love' part."

Usually I try and avoid penalties.

"Doctor says I should avoid sweets, but how can I, when you're looking like a full plate of dessert?"

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you, and I'm terrible at avoiding fines."

"No donuts? So, are you secretly a superhero, or just avoiding the 'glazed' dimension of reality? Asking for a friend... 🍩🦸‍♂️"

"Wow, a donut-less life sounds like a bold choice! Are you secretly training to be the world’s fastest sprinter or just avoiding the sprinkles? 😂"

"Are you a parking ticket? Because my mom always said I should avoid getting grounded!"

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...to avoid hearing your jokes.

How would you like to come back to my place and...

Grow to tolerate me out of desperation to avoid loneliness just long enough to pick up some of my mannerisms, which will spend 2 to 7 years occasionally frustrating you out of the blue - forcing you to briefly relive some memory of me - while you slowly learn to unprogram them from your everyday use, gradually forgetting me like the world forgets us all?

"They say I should avoid sweets, but how can I resist when your smile is sweeter than any dessert?"

"Are we avoiding taxes? Because it feels like our love is too good to be legal!"

"Do you have a name, or can I call you ‘mine’ and avoid blushing when I mess it up?"

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... to avoid getting beaten!

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again... slowly, to avoid indigestion?"

"Is your name Truth? Because I've been avoiding lies just so I could meet you."

"Busy? Sounds like she’s training for the Olympics of Avoiding Conversations. I’ll send her a medal for that! 🥇😂"

"Did my last message come with a warning label? 😄 I promise I’m not a serial ghoster, just trying to avoid being too ‘boo’-ring!"

"A wise plan! Just avoid filming the sequel to 'Titanic' in your bathtub, okay?"

Babe I gotta avoid you :(

You're so sweet and I'm diagnosed with diabetes.

That's a crime against carbs! Do you also avoid pizza, or is that where you draw the line? 🍕

"Oh, so you’re saying I should float through life and avoid sharp objects? Sounds like a solid plan! 🎈😂"

How could have I avoided your sight when you shot me with your love from point blank range.

I want to avoid interview-style conversation

Asking too many question, interview style conversation wil most likely make the guy a chaser.


How to avoid this?


Are there any good conversation scripts out there I can take a look for my guidance?

Are you wearing high vis?

Because everyone can see you but they are all still avoiding you.

How about schedule a free package pickup to avoid waiting in line at the post office and use the time have a drink with me?

"They say once you start drinking alone, you're an alcoholic. I'm really trying to avoid that" Don Draper: "So I guess I'm helping both of us"

Usually I try and avoid penalties.
But tonight i just want to stand beside you.

Girl even if I am a volleyball player, I won't avoid faults and pass the blame to you.

I avoid the candy aisle because I'm sweet enough on my own.