Top 22 Anti Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Anti pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Anti tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.
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Are you from tenessee? Because I think I recognize you from an anti fracking direct action.
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Hey girl, are you an anti depression pill?
Cuz I want more than one dose a day ;)
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Depressing pickup lines.
Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.
Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.
Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.
Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.
Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.
Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.
Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.
Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.
Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.
Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.
Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you. -
Are you an anti-depressant , cause you’re the only thing that makes me happy
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Are you Anti-diuretic hormone? Cause you’re making me thirsty.
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Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.
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Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills.
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Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.
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Are you hot water
Because you make my noodle soft
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Working anti pickup lines
I'm going to have to get an anti-restraining order against you
this way you have to stay within 100 feet of me at all times.
Girl are you a vocal anti-vaxer?
Cause that asinine. ^(ass-a-nine)
Are you an anti vax kid
Cause you are never getting old just like the kid
Call me anti-Gordon Ramsay
Because I like it raw.
Are you anti-depressants?
Because if I don't have you in my life I'll kill myself.
Anti-vaxxer
You must be an anti-vaxxer, because you look like you need an inoculation.
Your legs must be tired, because you have been running through my mind all day. Anti-pick up line Come Back : Yeah, I was trying to get out.
Hey Baby, that self-contained re-hydrating anti-radiation suit looks great on you, but it would look even better on the floor of my bunker
Think of me as the Anti-Jesus. You won't be able to walk after I've finished with you.
You're like the anti-fog spray for my goggles, you just brighten up my day.
I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to....