Top 20 Anti Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Anti pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Anti conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. No need for a condom, I have an anti-virus installed.

2. Are you from tenessee? Because I think I recognize you from an anti fracking direct action.

3. Hey girl, are you an anti depression pill?

   Cuz I want more than one dose a day ;)

4. Depressing pickup lines.

   Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.
   
   Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.
   
   Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.
   
   Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.
   
   Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.
   
   Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.
   
   Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.
   
   Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.
   
   Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.
   
   Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.
   
   Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

5. Are you an anti-depressant , cause you’re the only thing that makes me happy

6. Are you Anti-diuretic hormone? Cause you’re making me thirsty.

7. Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.

8. Are you hot water

   Because you make my noodle soft
   
   Anti pickup line

9. I'm going to have to get an anti-restraining order against you

   this way you have to stay within 100 feet of me at all times.

10. Girl are you a vocal anti-vaxer?

    Cause that asinine. ^(ass-a-nine)

Funny anti pickup lines

Are you an anti vax kid
Cause you are never getting old just like the kid

Call me anti-Gordon Ramsay

Because I like it raw.

Hey do you have an anti gravity device on you?

Coz whenever I'm around you, a part of me starts levitating.

Are you anti-depressants?

Because if I don't have you in my life I'll kill myself.

Hey Baby, that self-contained re-hydrating anti-radiation suit looks great on you, but it would look even better on the floor of my bunker

Think of me as the Anti-Jesus. You won't be able to walk after I've finished with you.

You're like the anti-fog spray for my goggles, you just brighten up my day. 

I hope you are not Anti-Telescopic, when it comes to....

Your legs must be tired, because you have been running through my mind all day. Anti-pick up line Come Back : Yeah, I was trying to get out.