"Ever need a safety net in love? Because, as a fall protection professional, I've got you covered."

"Are you a professional kickboxer? Because every time I see you, my heart ends up K.O'd by your beauty."

"Just like a professional dancer, your every move is an enchanting symphony of seduction."

Hey baby, are you a medical professional?

Because I've had an e**... for over four hours and I was told to contact you.

"Are you a nurse? Because my heart skips a beat every time I see you, and I could use some professional help."

"Are we a Hallmark card? Because our friendship feels like it's written by professionals."

"Are you a professional bully? Because you've completely stolen my heart away, and I want it back."

"Are you a professional twerker? Because every time you move, my heart beats like it's dancing to your rhythm."

You must be a professional pole dancer, because you've got me feeling like I need a private lesson.

"Are you a professional dancer? Because your body language has choreographed an unforgettable story in my mind."

"As a professional mercenary, I'm used to taking risks but meeting you is a risk worth taking, sweetheart."

Boy: I'm a professional chef and food lover, what's your favorite dish?

"Oh, that's hard to pick, but a well-cooked pasta can never go wrong."

"Ah, the daring spirit of a mixologist! Maybe our first date should be at a bar with professional bartenders?"

"Lucky you! Must be a professional chicken farmer with all those eggs you're laying daily!"

"Is your name OSHA? Because you just set my heart's safety standards sky-high."

"Are you a professional seat? Because the contours of perfection look irresistible on your face."

The girl is a professional chef.

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot and I can't resist your delicious charm."

"Wow, impressive! You must be a professional roofer then, laying roof tiles everyday is no small feat! 😉"

"Are you a professional dancer? Because every step you take seems to have choreographed my heart to beat faster."

I’m kind of like the fire department. Why?

A) because whenever things get too hot they call me to come make it wet

b) it takes multiple trained professionals to handle my hose

"You know, I'm just an amateur in the game of love, but with you, I'm ready to turn professional."

"Just out here fulfilling my destiny as a professional heartbreaker… kidding! I just liked your vibe."

"Hey Honour, do you play volleyball professionally? Because you've spiked my heart rate every time I see you."

"Do I need fall protection? Because I'm falling hard for your smile."

"Are you a pit crew? Because my heart is racing and it's clear I need a professional tune-up."

I bet you a professional sword swallower.

It's crucial to note that discussions about self-harm or suicidal thoughts are serious matters and should be handled with utmost care. If you believe someone may be at risk, encourage them to connect with a mental health professional immediately.

However, if the phrase "kms" refers to her feeling down or upset, here are some uplifting lines:

"Your smile could turn around the worst of days, so why don't we make today better together?"

"Do you dance professionally? Because I've never seen anyone tango with my emotions quite like that!"

Hey babe are you a professional coder?

Cuz you make my stacks overflow

"Are you a professional athlete? Because my heart races every time I see your stunning, animal-loving smile."

"Are you a professional jewel thief? Because you've just stolen my heart like Catwoman."

Are you a professional dancer? Because you've got some serious moves and I can't take my eyes off you.

"Wow, nothing at all? I'm intrigued...are you a professional relaxer or a secret superhero in disguise?"

I am not a professional miner, but I can make your bed-rock

Are your parents professional bakers?

Because they sure made a cutiepie

I'm a professional bathroom singer

Will you be my duet partner?

"Investment banking, huh? So you're basically a professional money whisperer - can you ask mine where it goes every weekend?"

"Achieving greatness in both personal and professional life while not forgetting to enjoy the journey. It's all about balance, isn't it?"

"I may not be a professional dancer, but for you, I'd learn to waltz through a lifetime."

"Did Vixen hired you for turning heads, or melting hearts? Because darling, you're doing both professionally."

"You're talking to a professional nap expert who also moonlights as a wannabe superhero. Let's just stick with Sam for now, though."

It is important to note that the phrase "kms" is a colloquial internet term meaning "kill myself" and is often used to express high levels of frustration or despair. However, it's a serious matter and should be taken seriously as it might indicate someone is struggling with thoughts of suicide. Therefore, it's not appropriate to respond with pickup lines or any form of humor. It's best to express concern and offer emotional support. If you're worried about someone, encourage them to reach out for professional help.

"I'm really sorry to hear that you're feeling this way, but I'm unable to provide the help that you need. It's really important to talk things over with someone who can, though, such as a mental health professional or a trusted person in your life."

"Yeah? Well, I'm so good at online dating, my mom thinks I should become a professional. There's a career choice!"

Aye girl I'm a professional road worker and I like how that kiss felt

Asphalt, kiss felt. Sorry yall

Are you a professional cosplayer?

Cos you're hot enough to play me.

Im a professional

Because I can crack the code to your heart

Are you a professional deliveryman

Because I have a package that needs careful handling.

Im a professional hacker

Cuz I can crack the code to your heart

Did u know that women firefighters are professional hose handlers.

I don't have to be a medical professional to diagnose you with an extreme case of sexy.

Hello. I am a professional baseball player.