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Top 19 Professional Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Professional pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I'm no professional photographer...

    But I can picture you and me together.

  2. Hey i am a professional booty hunter

    *damn autocorrect* i meant professional bounty hunter

  3. Are you a professional dominatrix?

  4. Hey baby, are you a medical professional?

    Because I've had an erection for over four hours and I was told to contact you.

  5. I’m kind of like the fire department. Why?

    A) because whenever things get too hot they call me to come make it wet

    b) it takes multiple trained professionals to handle my hose

  6. Hey babe are you a professional coder?

    Cuz you make my stacks overflow

  7. I bet you a professional sword swallower.

  8. Are your parents professional bakers?

    Because they sure made a cutiepie

  9. I am not a professional miner, but I can make your bed-rock

  10. I'm a professional bathroom singer

    Will you be my duet partner?

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Aye girl I'm a professional road worker and I like how that ass felt
Asphalt, ass felt. Sorry yall

Are you a professional cosplayer?

Cos you're hot enough to play me.

Are you a professional deliveryman

Because I have a package that needs careful handling.

Im a professional hacker

Cuz I can crack the code to your heart

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Hello. I am a professional baseball player.

I'm a professional take off your clothes.

Did u know that women firefighters are professional hose handlers.

I don't have to be a medical professional to diagnose you with an extreme case of sexy.