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Top 50 Economist Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Economist pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. I am DEBT FREE! Now I can afford you!

  2. Let's go make some statements together

  3. After a little restructuring let's just I'd rate you a buy all day

  4. Allow me to introduce myself: I am "borrower," and you must be "lender."

  5. Baby, I love you so much I'm willing to forgo my exit option.

  6. Baby, the way you support free markets stimulates growth in my private sector!

  7. Baby, you're not an option... you're totally a future!

  8. Before we do this I have to ask, what sort of tail risk am I looking at?

  9. Bottom up or top down?

  10. Call me your mutual fund, honey. Because with you, I'm showing interest.

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Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Come into my office and let's take a look at your statements.

Did I tell you I'm filthy rich and my mother's dead?

Did you just rob a bank cuz I can be your getaway.

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Do you like to role play? I'll be the banking industry and you can play the American people.

Future projections put you at overweight but I'm still saying buy tonight

Girl you are so hot you are like my LBO MODEL

Girl, are you a stock? Because you sure like bouncing a lot!

Good thing I just bought term life insurance… because I saw you and my heart stopped!

Hey girl, would you be receptive to my takeover bid?

Hey there, can I WACC you off?

I have a feeling you really understand the "nature of the firm."

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I have an emergency fund and I want to spend a little on you.

I hope I haven't given you the wrong impression. I'm actually taller and richer than I look.

I hope you're a bear, because I'm going to go down on you.

I just bought a bass boat with cash … and it's a good thing, because you're quite a catch!

I never co-sign anything. But I'd love to co-sign your marriage license.

I think you'll find the delta between myself and others to be significant

I want to restructure you

I would like to pay with cash upfront and take our relationship further and faster.

I'd like to get you and your friends together for a comparables analysis

I'll be your credit if you'll be my debit.

I'll reveal my preferences if you will.