Top 22 Uranium Pick Up lines

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1. Girl, you must be uranium 235

   Because you're radiating me to the point that I am growing a hump

2. My favorite element is uranium,

   because I love U!

3. If I could rewrite the periodic table,

   I would put Uranium and Iodine together, for U and I!

4. You are my iodine, lithium, potassium, einsteinium and uranium. Because “I LiKE U”.

5. Uranuim... Argon... Carbon-uranium-tellurium

   You get it

6. You must be fluorine, uranium, carbon, potassium, indium, gallium, and yttrium

   Because you are F U C K In Ga Y

7. Hey baby, are you a Uranium atom?

   'Cause I've got my Ion U
   
   ;)
   ;)
   ;)

8. Are you from my chemistry book?

   Cause I know U(uranium) and I(iodine) could bond!

9. If I could rearrange the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine together

   I don't know if someone's already thought of this

10. Are you yttrium, oxygen, uranium, rhenium, copper, and tellurium?

    Because ³⁹Y ⁸O ⁹²U ⁷⁵Re ²⁹Cu ⁵²Te

Funny uranium pickup lines

Hey girl are you made of iodine, lutetium, vanadium and uranium
Cos I think I LuV U

If you where the periodic table

I would put uranium and iodine together (U and I)

Are you Uranium 235?

Because you starting all those chain reactions in my heart

Calcium Nitrogen Iodine Fluorine Uranium Carbon Potassium Yttrium Oxygen Uranium

Gon hookup w my chemistry teacher

Hey, girl. Are you fluoride uranium carbon potassium uranium?

Because I'd FUCKU

Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3) 

If I could rearrange the periodic table, I'd put Uranium and Iodine together. 

U + I = 145, Uranium is 92 and I is 53, because we got chemistry

You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.

Boy you as yummy as yellowcake, i ought to date you like Uranium-Series

If I could make any compound, I'd make Uranium Iodide, so I could put U and I together.