Top 19 Destroy Uranus Pick Up lines

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1. How many planets are in a solar system?

   Her: 8
   
   Him: 7 after i destroy uranus

2. There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

   The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus

3. If I had access to the death star...

   The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus

4. There's only seven planets left!

   Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.

5. Have you heard what the scientists are saying?

   There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.

6. There's only gonna be 7 planets tonight.

   Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

7. If I could be any Greek deity I'd want to be Cronus.

   Because I'd be the only one who can destroy Uranus.

8. I’m a lot like The Death Star

   Because I could destroy Uranus

9. You know from tomorrow there'll be only 7 planets left in our Solar System.

   Cause I'll destroy Uranus tonight.

10. Hi, there only be seven planets left....

    When I destroyed Uranus.

Funny destroy uranus pickup lines

There were only 8 planets
After I destroyed Uranus.

There are only going to be 7 planets in the sky tonight...

'cause I'm going to destroy uranus

If I could be any Roman deity I would be Cronus

Because I'd be the only one who could destroy Uranus

I hope you have planet insurance

Because I’m about to destroy Uranus

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Theres only going to be seven planets left after i destroy Uranus

Soon there will only be 7 planets left in the solar system.
Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

Soon there’ll be 7 planets

Because I’m gonna destroy Uranus

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.