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  1. How many planets are in a solar system?

    Her: 8

    Him: 7 after i destroy uranus

  2. There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

    The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus

  3. If I were an astronaut

    I'd invade Uranus and destroy your assmosphere

  4. If I had access to the death star...

    The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus

  5. There's only seven planets left!

    Hey, do you know how many planets are in our solar system? I'll give you a hint, there's only gonna be 7 left once I destroy Uranus.

  6. Have you heard what the scientists are saying?

    There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.

  7. There's only gonna be 7 planets tonight.

    Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

  8. I’m a lot like The Death Star

    Because I could destroy Uranus

  9. If I could be any Greek deity I'd want to be Cronus.

    Because I'd be the only one who can destroy Uranus.

  10. You know from tomorrow there'll be only 7 planets left in our Solar System.

    Cause I'll destroy Uranus tonight.

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Hi, there only be seven planets left....
When I destroyed Uranus.

There were only 8 planets

After I destroyed Uranus.

There are only going to be 7 planets in the sky tonight...

'cause I'm going to destroy uranus

If I could be any Roman deity I would be Cronus

Because I'd be the only one who could destroy Uranus

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Tomorrow there'll only be 7 planets left cuz tonight...I'm destroying Uranus.

Eyy girl
Theres only going to be seven planets left after i destroy Uranus

Soon there will only be 7 planets left in the solar system.

Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.

Soon there’ll be 7 planets

Because I’m gonna destroy Uranus

There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.