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Top 23 United Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty United pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy United conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

    Cause your curves are anything but flat.

  2. Tonight let's get united in diversity.

  3. Hey girl, are you the 1848 work of Marx and Engels urging for the uniting of the proletariat to rise against the bourgeoisie?

    Cuz I too know how to make people come together

  4. Are you a business administration major? Cuz I'd like to show you how to solve my unit elasticity.

  5. Are you on a United flight?

    Because I'd hit that

  6. Are you a United States Police Officer?...

    ... because you take my breath away

  7. We are the perfect couple because we work as a unit.

  8. Are you from the United Arab Emirates?

    Because I would like dubai you a drink ;)

  9. Hey girl are you a linear transformation?

    Because you give my unit vector magnitude and direction!

  10. Lets play Instrumentality! You know, when people unite in one body...

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Did you just get off a United flight...
‘Cause I’d beat that.

Are you a unit of measurement?

Because you sure are one gal.

Check out this 5 star unit in my pants.

Thought of this one after seeing Star Wars last week

Ayy gurl, that BB8 unit in the movie may have been cool and all, but I like you more because you're my BB10.

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Are you the United Kingdom?

Cause your teeth are crooked but your voice is hot

Workers unite and so should we, babe...

Are you the United States of America?

’Cause I want to enter you illegally

On a scale on 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Hey are you from the United Kingdom?

Cuz I sure am happy UK-m into my life.

Let’s fly to the UAE, because I’d love Dubai you a drink.

Let's create civilization, one unit at a time tonight.

Baby, is this building's air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?