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Top 25 United Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty United pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you the projected spread of novel coronavirus in the United States?

    Cause your curves are anything but flat.

  2. Damn girl, what is your molecular unit of heredity? Cause I'd definitely like to get in your genes.

  3. Tonight let's get united in diversity.

  4. Hey girl, are you the 1848 work of Marx and Engels urging for the uniting of the proletariat to rise against the bourgeoisie?

    Cuz I too know how to make people come together

  5. Are you a business administration major? Cuz I'd like to show you how to solve my unit elasticity.

  6. Are you on a United flight?

    Because I'd hit that

  7. Are you a United States Police Officer?...

    ... because you take my breath away

  8. Are you from the United Arab Emirates?

    Because I would like dubai you a drink ;)

  9. We are the perfect couple because we work as a unit.

  10. Hey girl are you a linear transformation?

    Because you give my unit vector magnitude and direction!

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Lets play Instrumentality! You know, when people unite in one body...

For united fans only

Go up to anyone that you like and if they support Manchester united then tell them the good news that Manchester United have signed Ronaldo, they'll be so excited they'll want to fuck the first person they see hahaha

Did you just get off a United flight...

‘Cause I’d beat that.

Are you a unit of measurement?

Because you sure are one gal.

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Thought of this one after seeing Star Wars last week

Ayy gurl, that BB8 unit in the movie may have been cool and all, but I like you more because you're my BB10.

I'm a uniter, not a divider. So how about you unite your mouth with my shlong.

Are you the United Kingdom?

Cause your teeth are crooked but your voice is hot

On a scale on 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Let’s fly to the UAE, because I’d love Dubai you a drink.

Hey are you from the United Kingdom?

Cuz I sure am happy UK-m into my life.

Workers unite and so should we, babe...

Are you the United States of America?

’Cause I want to enter you illegally

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Working United tinder opener

Baby, is this building's air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?