Babe, looking to expand your house? Because I can construct additional unit into your private lands.

Babe, you are my T5 units. It took me years of research to get to you.

I just got nominated for nobel prize

I created a new measurement unit,
Like length is measured in meter,
And liquid in liter,
Cuteness would be measured in you (her name)

Girl, I need to report illegal construction. Because you just built a residential unit in my pants.

Are you a United States Police Officer?...

... because you take my breath away

"Are you named Madison? Because my heart just declared its independence and it's forming the United States of You."

"In the ancient land of Mesopotamia we unite, your beauty, my dear, is like a Sumerian moonlight."

"Are you a Man United goal? Cause every time I see you, my heart scores instantly."

We are the perfect couple because we work as a unit.

Are you from the United Arab Emirates?

Because I would like dubai you a drink ;)

"Are you a Russian doll, Masha? Because every time I peel a layer, you just get more and more stylish."

"Well, if Kelvin were a temperature unit, I'd say our chats are already hotter than a summer's day in the Sahara."

"Just like Man United, my heart never stops playing for a beauty like you."

Hey girl are you a linear transformation?

Because you give my unit vector magnitude and direction!

"You're a fashionable brunette bombshell, Masha. Your allure is as irresistible as the UK's charm, but without the boring weather."

"Masha, your style outshines the Northern Lights, and your eyes? They're more captivating than a Russian ballet."

Lets play Instrumentality! You know, when people unite in one body...

"Your fashion sense, Masha, is as bewitching as your eyes. Ready to exchange more than just style tips?"

"Kelvin? I thought we were measuring our chemistry in sparks and butterflies, not scientific units!"

"Just like our nation's heroes, your beauty stands strong and united, making every day feel like Republic Day."

"Masha, your style outshines the Northern Lights. Fancy a thrilling adventure with an interesting man like me?"

Did you just get off a United flight...

‘Cause I’d beat that.

"Are you an Eva unit? Because my heart's going berserk and only your sync ratio can tame it."

"Are you an EVA unit? Because every time my heart beats, it syncs up with you."

Are you a unit of measurement?

Because you sure are one gal.

Check out this 5 star unit in my pants.

Thought of this one after seeing Star Wars last week

Ayy gurl, that BB8 unit in the movie may have been cool and all, but I like you more because you're my BB10.

I'm a uniter, not a divider. So how about you unite your mouth with my shlong.

Are you the United States of America?

’Cause I want to enter you illegally

Workers unite and so should we, babe...

On a scale on 1 to America, how free are you tonight?

Let’s fly to the UAE, because I’d love Dubai you a drink.

Hey are you from the United Kingdom?

Cuz I sure am happy UK-m into my life.

Baby, is this building's air conditioning unit malfunctioning, or is it just you?

Let's create civilization, one unit at a time tonight.