60 Goldfish Pick Up lines And Rizz

Do you love goldfish or are you selling goldfish? Use these goldfish themed pick up lines to help you flirt with others. These pick up lines featuring goldfish are cute and witty. Add love and spice to your romantic life!

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Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?
Are you a Goldfish

Cause you a snack that smiles back

I’ll see myself out
Are you a goldfish?

Because you're the snack that smiles back.
Is your nickname goldfish?

Because you're the snack that smiles back
Hey girl, are you a goldfish?

Because you look like the snack that smiles back.
HEY GIRL ARE YOU A GOLDFISH?

CUS YOUR A SNACK THAT SMILES BACK

Here are 60 goldfish pick up lines for her and flirty goldfish rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your goldfish rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny goldfish pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty goldfish joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute goldfish pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about goldfish are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey girl/boy are you a Goldfish cracker

Cause you’re a snack that smiles back

"Absolutely! I made sure momma got top billing in my prayers, right after my goldfish Fred... he's been looking a little peaky lately."

"Oh, I see, so when you're in a pickle, you snap an AI? I'm more of a 'ask-my-pet-goldfish-for-guidance' kind of guy."

"Forgot you? Impossible! My goldfish tried to hypnotize me into forgetting but your charm is just too strong."

Are you a goldfish? Because every time I see you, I forget everything else in my bowl!

"Are you a pack of Goldfish crackers? Because you've got me hooked and craving for more."

"Just like goldfish crackers, I'm hooked on your taste and always craving for more of your irresistible crunch."

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"Are you a goldfish cracker? Cause you’re snack that smiles back, and I can't resist your flavor."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my pet goldfish!"

"Well, I have a goldfish. Sooo... looks like we both have someone waiting for us at home!"

Are you a goldfish?

Because you look like a snack that smiles back.

They call me "Goldfish" because I'm the snack that smiles back.

Ha babe? That sounds like my pet goldfish trying to flirt! Should I be flattered or worried about your fishy competition?

"Naw who else? Just my goldfish, Timothy. He's a great listener but the conversations are pretty one-sided."

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Funny goldfish Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Goldfish conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

You remind me of goldfish crackers,

Cuz you’re the snack that smiles back.

Well, I did spend a lot of time vibing with my pet goldfish. He’s a great listener, but not much for conversation! 🐟😂

That's cool! My pet goldfish and your hamster should totally have a playdate. We can supervise and make sure they don't get too rowdy! 🐹🐠

"Is your name Goldfish? Because I can't help but smile back when I see you."

"Do you believe in mermaids? Because I'm hooked on the way you make my heart flutter like a goldfish!"

"Oh really? Does that come with a 401k and a pet goldfish, or just the dad jokes? Asking for a friend! 😂"

Are you a goldfish?

Cuz you're the snacc that smiles back ;)

Are you a goldfish? Because you've have been swimming in my mind all day.

Not much, just contemplating starting a jazz band with my pet goldfish. Think he can handle the trumpet?

Lying? Why would I do that? Just call me Fred Astaire... if he had two left feet and a pet goldfish for a dance partner!

Are you goldfish?

Cause youre the snack that smiles back ;)

Ah, but can you handle the truth? I might be a better storyteller than an honest man. Just ask my goldfish! 🐠

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Clever goldfish Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Goldfish hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

What do you and Goldfish Crackers have in common?

You're both the Snack that Smiles Back

Well, that's cool! My pet goldfish just got a new roommate – a tiny plastic mermaid. They're really hitting it off! 🐟🧜‍♂️

"Ah, sorry about that! My goldfish ate my reminder notes. 🐠 But I’m here now, what’s up?"

If you were food, you’d be goldfish.

Cause you’re the snack that smiles back.

"Can I follow you home? Cause my mom always told me to follow my dreams and you're the snack that smiles back!"

"Are you a goldfish cracker? Because I find myself always craving for your smiles!"

Are you a goldfish

Cause you're the snack that smiles back.

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You must be a goldfish...

Cause you a snack that smiles back.

Are you a goldfish?

Because you're the snack that smiles back.

My friend told me this one

Are you a goldfish

Cause you look the snack that smiles back

Are you a goldfish?

Cause you’re a snack that’s smiling back

"Well, I have a goldfish. Doesn't stop me from admiring the sharks at the aquarium!"

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Smooth goldfish Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Goldfish pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my pet goldfish for backup?"

"Chelsea drinks like a fish...a goldfish. One gulp of water every now and then. Much like my approach to the gym!"

Are you a dead goldfish?

Mind if I take you out?

"Ah, the art of mischief! I once tried to teach my goldfish math. Spoiler: they flunked. What was your best school shenanigan?"

You remind me of Goldfish

The snack that smiles back

Are you a Goldfish?
Cos u the snack that smiles back.

Girl, are you a goldfish?

Because you're a snack that smiles back.

Are you a goldfish?

Cause you a snacc that smiles back

Ay girl, are you a Goldfish?

Cause you a snack and I'd love to see you smile back ;)

Are you goldfish?

Because you’re a snacc that makes me wanna smile back

Her: I have a boyfriend. Him: I have a goldfish.

Her: What?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both talking about things that don't matter.

If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.

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Flirty goldfish Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Goldfish pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Is that a goldfish in your pants or are you just happy to see me

I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.

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Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Goldfish love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Goldfish openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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