Top 24 Goldfish Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Goldfish pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?

2. Are you a goldfish?

   Because you're the snack that smiles back.

3. HEY GIRL ARE YOU A GOLDFISH?

   CUS YOUR A SNACK THAT SMILES BACK

4. Hey girl/boy are you a Goldfish cracker

   Cause you’re a snack that smiles back

5. Are you a goldfish?

   Because you look like a snack that smiles back.

6. Damn girl are you a goldfish?

   Cuz your a snack that smiles back.

7. Are you a goldfish?

   Cuz you're the snacc that smiles back ;)

8. Are you goldfish?

   Cause youre the snack that smiles back ;)

9. If you were food, you’d be goldfish.

   Cause you’re the snack that smiles back.

10. Are you a goldfish?

    Because you're the snack that smiles back.
    
    My friend told me this one

Funny goldfish pickup lines

You must be a goldfish...
Cause you a snack that smiles back.

Are you a goldfish

Cause you look the snack that smiles back

Are you a goldfish?

Cause you’re a snack that’s smiling back

You remind me of Goldfish

The snack that smiles back

Girl, are you a goldfish?

Because you're a snack that smiles back.

Are you goldfish?
Because you’re a snacc that makes me wanna smile back

Damn gurl, are you goldfish crackers?

Cause you’re the snack that smiles back

Are you a Goldfish?

Cos u the snack that smiles back.

Her: I have a boyfriend. Him: I have a goldfish.

Her: What?
Him: Oh, I thought we were both talking about things that don't matter.

Ay girl, are you a Goldfish?

Cause you a snack and I'd love to see you smile back ;)

I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.

If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.