Top 25 Goldfish Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Goldfish chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?

2. Are you a goldfish?

   Because you're the snack that smiles back.

3. HEY GIRL ARE YOU A GOLDFISH?

   CUS YOUR A SNACK THAT SMILES BACK

4. Hey girl/boy are you a Goldfish cracker

   Cause you’re a snack that smiles back

5. "I have a boyfriend"

   Her: I have a boyfriend.
   Him: I have a goldfish.
   Her: What?
   Him: Oh, I thought we were both talking about things that don't matter.
   
   Her: I have a boyfriend.
   Him: I have a math test tomorrow.
   Her: Ok, so what?
   Him: Oh, I thought we were both listing things we would cheat on.

6. Are you a goldfish?

   Because you look like a snack that smiles back.

7. Damn girl are you a goldfish?

   Cuz your a snack that smiles back.

8. Are you goldfish?

   Cause youre the snack that smiles back ;)

9. If you were food, you’d be goldfish.

   Cause you’re the snack that smiles back.

10. Are you a goldfish?

    Because you're the snack that smiles back.
    
    My friend told me this one

Funny goldfish pickup lines

You must be a goldfish...
Cause you a snack that smiles back.

Are you a goldfish

Cause you look the snack that smiles back

Are you a goldfish?

Cause you’re a snack that’s smiling back

You must be a goldfish...

Cuz you're a snack that smiles back

You remind me of Goldfish

The snack that smiles back

Are u a box of Goldfish?

Cuz ur a snack that smiles back.

Are you a goldfish?
Cause you a snacc that smiles back

Damn gurl, are you goldfish crackers?

Cause you’re the snack that smiles back

Are you goldfish?

Because you’re a snacc that makes me wanna smile back

Girl, are you a goldfish?

Because you're a snack that smiles back.

Ay girl, are you a Goldfish?

Cause you a snack and I'd love to see you smile back ;)

Are you a Goldfish?

Cos u the snack that smiles back.

I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.

If you be my goldfish, I promise to keep you plenty wet.

Is that a goldfish in your pants or are you just happy to see me