Top 14 Watermelon Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Watermelon pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Watermelon conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. You are as rare as finding a watermelon without pits.

2. Works on redheads

   Girl youre like a watermelon.
   
   Red and really sweet.
   
   (Pause)
   
   And wet when i eat you ofcourse
   
   
   Does it work? Or is it garbage?

3. If I was a watermelon..

   Would you spit or swallow my seed?

4. If it was summer and I was a watermelon...

   Would you spit or swallow my seeds?

5. Watermelon

   If I'm a watermelon, would you swallow or spit out my seed?

6. Hey girl, are you watermelon sugar?

   Hi

7. Are you a watermelon?

   Because I’d smash that.

8. Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?

9. Are you a watermelon?

   'cause I wanna eat you from the inside out.

10. Hey girl, are you a watermelon?

    ... Well? ...

Funny watermelon pickup lines

Are you a watermelon
Cause I will eat your seeds.

Are you a watermelon?

Because if I was Gallagher, I'd be hammering you all night long.

I want to crack you open like that watermelon.

I like my woman like how I like my watermelon – sweet and juicy.