Top 9 Watermelon Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Watermelon chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. You are as rare as finding a watermelon without pits.

2. If I was a watermelon..

   Would you spit or swallow my seed?

3. If it was summer and I was a watermelon...

   Would you spit or swallow my seeds?

4. Watermelon

   If I'm a watermelon, would you swallow or spit out my seed?

5. Are you a watermelon?

   Because I’d smash that.

6. Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?

7. Are you a watermelon?

   Because if I was Gallagher, I'd be hammering you all night long.

8. I like my woman like how I like my watermelon – sweet and juicy.

9. I want to crack you open like that watermelon.