Top 12 Watermelon Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Watermelon pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. You are as rare as finding a watermelon without pits.

2. If I was a watermelon..

   Would you spit or swallow my seed?

3. If it was summer and I was a watermelon...

   Would you spit or swallow my seeds?

4. Watermelon

   If I'm a watermelon, would you swallow or spit out my seed?

5. Hey girl, are you watermelon sugar?

   Hi

6. Are you a watermelon?

   Because I’d smash that.

7. Do you spit or swallow your watermelon seeds?

8. Hey girl, are you a watermelon?

   ... Well? ...

9. Are you a watermelon

   Cause I will eat your seeds.

10. Are you a watermelon?

    Because if I was Gallagher, I'd be hammering you all night long.

Funny watermelon pickup lines

I like my woman like how I like my watermelon – sweet and juicy.

I want to crack you open like that watermelon.