31 Limes Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Limes rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about limes, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Limes Pickup Lines

A good Limes hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
Girl, I heard you needed some Vitamin C.

Here's a "pickup lime" for you.
Roses are red, sour is the lime

Quarantine sucks so do my pickup line
But still would you like to go out sometime.
Are you a Bud Light Lime?

Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
Can you afford a dozen lemons? I am pretty bad at pick up limes.
Babe, do you have a lot of people after you? Because I will hold the lime for you.

Short and cute limes pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about limes are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

When life hands you a lime, take a shot with it.

Are you lime? Because I want to squeeze you and drink you up along with my shot.

drop limes in front of crush...

"Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"

This is just a lemon, but you are sub-lime.

Girl, you are my only lime in the sea of lemons. Take shots with me.

This is my pickuplime. How are you?

Roses are red, lime is sour.... Open

Your legs and give me an hour.

Cheesy limes Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Let's party with corona and lime.

When life gives you lemon. Exchange for lime so you could drink with it.

Got lime? Because I got the tequila.

*Drops lime*. Sorry I am terrible at pick up limes!

Are you the alcohol? Because my night was lime until you came along.

Do you know I am great at pick up lime? Because I got the zest.

Yo girl I’m tryna be the lime disease to your coronavirus.

Cause you can’t have a corona without a lime.

Corny limes Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Limes conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Will you be the lime water to my c02

Cause i wanna produce white precipitate in you

I can lick it, slam it, and s**... it...more limes please!

A man walks up to an attractive woman in a bar.

He gets over to her and repeatedly drops citrus fruits.

He says “Excuse me can you help? I’m not very good at pick up limes.”

Are you a Bud Light Lime? Cuz you look like a guilty pleasure.

A pickup lime for Anaya
Got a match on tinder today. Her name's Ananya.
This is her timder bio -
"I was an atheist until I realized that I was God!!"

Can you afford a dozen lemons?

If you can, then take them and go in front of your woman and drop them.
Start picking them up and drop a few while picking them up. Be a little clumsy.
"Hey I need your help here, cause you see I'm pretty bad at pick up limes".

Can you afford a dozen lemons?

If you can, then take them and go in front of your woman and drop them.
Start picking them up and drop a few while picking them up.
"Hey I need your help here, cause you see I'm pretty bad at pick up limes".

Give me your hand...

Puts lime in her hand.

She looks confused.

“That was just an excuse to hold your hand.”

She laughs.

“That was my pick up lime.”

How many words can you make out of the word “smile”? (I, Me, I’m, Lie, Mile, Lime, Slime)

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Limes love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Limes chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.