Top 6 Ruler Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Ruler chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

2. Everyone calls me a king

   Because a king is a ruler and a ruler is 12 inches

3. If yo girl asks for a ruler

   I don't need a ruler; I've got a 12-inch reference.

4. Do you have a ruler in your mouth?

   Cuz I'd like to mesure my dick

5. How big is my dick?

   Idk I only have one ruler

6. My name is Aquaman, ruler of the seven seas and master of all things wet.