Top 5 ruler Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Ruler chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

2. Everyone calls me a king

   Because a king is a ruler and a ruler is 12 inches

3. Do you have a ruler in your mouth?

   Cuz I'd like to mesure my dick

4. How big is my dick?

   Idk I only have one ruler

5. My name is Aquaman, ruler of the seven seas and master of all things wet.