Top 5 Ruler Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ruler pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Ruler tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

2. Girl are you a ruler?

   Because even through pride month you're keeping me 100% straight
   
   This may or may not have sounded better in my head

3. Everyone calls me a king

   Because a king is a ruler and a ruler is 12 inches

4. If yo girl asks for a ruler

   I don't need a ruler; I've got a 12-inch reference.

5. My name is Aquaman, ruler of the seven seas and master of all things wet.