I'm no mathematician but

I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

You must be very tired

Cause you've been running in my mind all day.

Girl sent me opening ”1+1=” what should I answer

If you open your eyes you will see how much I love you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Al!

Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door! 

Is that a open valency or are you just happy to see me?

I would gladly open my gates to your handsome son.

Are you hiring?

Seems like you have some openings that need filling.

Roses are red

Roses are red, lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Looking at you is like opening my favorite book.

You must be opening night, because my heart races when I'm close to you.

Do you open for breakfast?

Your hair blows in the wind like the ruffling pages of an old book lying on a bed facing an open window.

I'm looking for a new lair, is your cave open to the batmobile?

I wrote the American Horror Story opening theme...

When the frequencies get high, I'll be your capacitor. Always open for you.

Hey baby, is your heart wired normally open or normally closed?

Roses are red, lemons are sour

Open your legs and let me devour.

Are you a dam cause I'd love to open your flood gates

Knock knock! Who's there? Adore.

Adore who? Adore is between us open it up

Hey baby, lets open some windows, my system is getting too hot.

Im sorry is my div tag open?

I want to fill your open USB slot with my memory stick.

Baby it's hot in here... Open some Windows...

Your legs are like Oreos

I wanna split them open and lick all the good stuff in the middle

The way you do the splits, it makes your legs look like they’ve never met. I won’t have to work very hard to open them!

I'm such an open book, I could be on your summer reading list.

Your kerning looks tight. Can we open that up a bit?

You and I

Should open up a Vietnamese restaurant. Let’s call it Pho King.

Space Mountain is open for the night and I'll give you a free ride.

Are your legs available for some open market operations?

Oops, my trunk seems to keep popping open. Mind giving it a good slap shut for me?

Hey baby, do you have to say "Open Sesame" to get in your house?

Cuz you thicc as 40 thieves.

Hey, are you the bottom of my early position opening range because you're a QT.

Girl you are five rings of fine. That's more than opening ceremony got!

Are you from Tennessee?

Cause you’re the only ten I see.

Going my way? I've got a seat open.

Hey baby, there’s no need to fret if your g-string is open.

I have a job opening for an inseminator.

I see you're letting your gas tank open... Just so happens I have a gas hose.

This buffet is open for you tonight. You will keep on coming until you can barely move.

Babe I am an open tile with you, I will never hide letters from you.

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Eating Sugar? No Papa. Open your mouth. Hahaha.

I’m not saying I’m a sure thing, but in the last 2 weeks my pants have a 100% open rate

Won’t you please open your Northwest Passage and let me hike your tundra?

Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!

Are you ready to get all your eight gates open tonight?

How do you like to proceed with this opening?

I could study your openings all day long.

Do you eat tacos? Because my Taco Bell is open.

You want to open a restaurant? Because I want to be inside your restaurant chain.

Sexy legs, baby girl. What time do they open?

The restaurants might be closed at midnight, but the take out in my pants is always open.

Marshall: Open your soul to the battle.

Are you my new boss?

Because I heard you have an opening that you need filled.

If we open a case together what are my chances of getting lucky?

Do you think if we opened a case together, I'd get lucky?

My lap space is open for the night and you can get a free ride any time.

Babe, I want you to open up your bun for my BBQ hot dog.

Violets are blue, Roses are red

Your window was open, so I’m under your bed

Are you Sicilian? Because you have flexible opening.

Wow, you just had to open your mouth. Now you got a big-ass plane to deal with.

If you liked my opening, just see I handle the end game.

Babe, you got asthma? I got better ways to open up your airway.

Are you a book? Because I want to open you up and study you.

I hope you like pirates

Because this one is going to open your treasure chest tonight

Nice ass... what time does it open?

Roses are red, lime is sour.... Open

Your legs and give me an hour.

If you were going to open a restaurant, what would you call it? Mine would be Devour.

Do you eat tacos late? Because my Taco Bell is open.

If you land in Jail tonight during monopoly, would you be open for some conjugal visit.

I want to crack you open and eat you sweet insides like that watermelon.

The only blunder I have ever made is not opening up with you earlier.

Are you legs oreos?

Cuz I wanna split em open and lick what's on the inside

Babe, my bed is totally open source to you tonight.

Hey I am looking for my girlfriend...

... and I think you could fill the opening.

Are you doctor strange?

Beause you've opened a portal to my heart.

You must be a salaried member of management, because you're the only one who can open up my bay door.

My bed is always open for you. No pajamas required.

You play chess? What is your favorite opening?

Roses are red lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Pretty good pickup line ehh ?

Roses are red, grass is green....

Open your legs, I will fill you with cream

Are you an oreo

I want to break you open and eat your insides

Is there an airport nearby?

Or is that my heart taking off?

I know how to save the butterflies. Just smile at me and I’ll open my mouth.

"Your open hair, a sight divine, may I be so bold, to call you mine?"

"Am I not funny enough? Because every time I open a joke book, it's always asking for my autograph!"

"Since you're open to loving things, may I suggest you add 'me' to your list?"

"Like a stubborn door, every time I see you, my heart just can't help but open up."

Are you a supply drop? Because I've got my eyes on you, and I'm ready to open up!

"That's perfect, darling. I've always preferred a complex riddle over an open book."

"Only if you promise to wear a coconut bra and we can have a dance-off with the island's wildlife. That’s the real deal!"

"My heart just swiped right on your profile, can you blame it? You're the most captivating masterpiece I've ever laid eyes on."

"I'm glad you're open to new experiences. How about we start with a coffee date and endless conversation?"

Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I'm a real estate agent and I've got an opening on "b**... Street."

"Is it that surprising? Your eyes are like an open book, and I happen to be a fast reader."

I don't need Tesseract to open your portals.

"Your beauty has me more tangled than the hooks on your bra, may I have the honour to unravel it?"

Are you a book? Because every time I see you, I can't help but want to open you up and explore every chapter.

"Are you a yoga class? Because whenever I see you, my mind opens up in ways it never has before."

"Are you my secret box? Because I find new reasons to admire you every time I open up my heart."

"Your muscles shine brighter than the summer sun, care to deliver some of that heat my way?"

"Your mind's an open book, a tale worth the tell, in its beautiful chapters, my heart fell."

D4 is never a bad way to open up a relationship.

"For you, the sun more brightly beams, you're the dawn in all my dreams."

Are you a map? Because every time I look at you, I find a new adventure to explore together.

"Just when I thought swiping right couldn't get any better, your profile appeared. How about we make a memorable story?"

"Your energy is incredible! I’d love to get to know the person behind that stunning presence."

"I adore you so much, it's second only to the anticipation of opening your bra, revealing your heart."

I'm excited to learn more about you as well. Maybe we can share some interesting stories and make this a fun experience.

I like my women how I like advent calendars

Against the wall, flaps open and ready to be eaten

Gotta admit, I was banking on your sense of humor. Maybe I'll have to come up with a more original opening next time!

"Are you a history book? Because every time I open you, I discover something fascinating and totally worth my time!"

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in all these broken promises and phobias!"

Open the door to that wondrous place,
Where dreams entwine in sweet embrace.
Your laughter's melody, pure delight,
In your universe, everything feels right.

Real life tinder pick up lines that are proven to work

Are you unemployed? Cause I've got a position for permanent cuddle buddy open in my heart.

"Just like a Lunchables pack, I'm compact but full of surprises. Ready to pop open this box of charm?"

"If thou art my beloved egg, let me crack thee open and savor thy sweetness anew."

"Like Christ the Redeemer, you've got my arms wide open with your enchanting Brazilian charm."

"Seeing your glistening abs deliver my package, can I sign for that heavy load waiting in your shorts?"

"Are you a door? Because you're opening up new possibilities for my heart to walk through."

Are you a golden egg? Because you're one in a million and I want to crack you open!

Are you a work of art? Because I can't take my eyes off you in those open clothes.

"You're the special delivery I've been waiting for, how about we take this package to the next level, Mr. Mailman?"

"Are you a shooting star? Because you light up my world just by standing there."

"Have you ever seen a sunset out on the open range or should I lasso the sun just for you, darlin'?"

"Your beauty's so blinding, I had to close my eyes. Can I open them to the sight of you tomorrow morning?"

For sure! It’s amazing how a strong bond can open doors to new experiences. What's one dream you’d chase together?

Sure! Here are two smooth and charming pick-up lines for you:

"Excuse me, but your energy lights up the room—it's hard not to notice how captivating you are!"