Top 50 Sign Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sign pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?

Because I want to give my heart to you
Is that wood for your picket sign, or you just happy to see me?
If I said you were sexy, would you sign this form indemnifying me against sexual harassment litigation?
It’s true; this arrow is a sign for virility...
Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
I wrote your name on my wrist before cutting it as a sign of our love.
(UPS Delivery Costume) Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?
I'd shake your hand, but the sign says not to touch the masterpieces.
Can you do sign language?

I wish i know how to sign, because i dont think any spoken words can describe how beautiful your are.
What's your lawn sign?

Funny sign pickup lines

Girl, did you fall from heaven? Because it's so cold, I'm looking for signs of the Apocalypse.

Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Girl, are you a square root sign, because you are radical!

Is that sign tracking, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an uplifted picket sign, or are you just happy to see me?

I gonna throw gang signs at yo pussy
To let it know I’m about to murder it

Are you a traffic sign?

Because I’d love to take you home on a drunk night

I’ll show you my ironic protest sign if you’ll show me yours.

(In a museum)

You know, i’d really like to grab your hand but that sign over there tells me not to touch the artwork

Are you the Greek sign for omega?

Cause ohm... you’re cute

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Sorry, but you can't use one on the Seattle Mariners winning a World Series championship just because they signed Robinson Cano for a decade-long contract.

For united fans only

Go up to anyone that you like and if they support Manchester united then tell them the good news that Manchester United have signed Ronaldo, they'll be so excited they'll want to fuck the first person they see hahaha

Girl, is ur sign stop or dangerous curves ahead?

;)

Girl, are you my algebra test?

Because I don't understand your signs and will probably cheat on you.

I hope you get the sign

Your gonna love this line
Cause at this current time
I want you to be mine

Do you want to sign up for my rewards card ?

All I need is your name and phone number.

Girl are you a sign.

Cause you made me stop for you.

Beautiful woman behind the bar. Had huge tits. There was a sign on the bar saying "Handjob: $20. Cheese sandwich: $3"

I asked her "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She said yes. I said "Then wash your damn hands and make me a cheese sandwich."

If you were a sign,

I’d stop for you

The sign says “No food or drink inside.”

But you’re looking like a snack.

Song lyric: Dave-Purple Heart

Girl I can't lie you're a gem and I ain't even talking bout the star sign

You want excitement, huh?

Tally ho, my fine saucy young trollop! Trip along here with all your cash and some naughty night attire, and you'll be staring at my bedroom ceiling from now until Christmas, you lucky tart! Yours, with the deepest respect etc. Signed, George. P.S. Woof, woof!

Yeet sign based and mainly for people already in a relationship but can be modified for otherwise

This is very much for memes but it works

So say you are on a date with your bf or gf at the movie theatre. He goes to grab a piece of popcorn from the popcorn pile and you put your hand in and do the yeet sign (if you dont know it's this sign ) and if the boy says 'did you just get me?' Or anything of the sort just say 'I thought I already got you'

If its for a pickup line you could say 'I'd love to get you tonight' or something.