Top 10 micro Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Micro chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Aint nothing Micro or soft about me baby.

2. It's only micro when its soft.

3. Hey girl are you Bill Gates?

   Cause you make my micro soft

4. Are you a word document,

   Because you are making my micro soft

5. Hey girl, wanna know why they call me "huge penis guy"?

   So do I, it's really confusing. I have a micro-micropenis.

6. Are you bill gates? Because whenever I look at you my micro ain’t soft anymore

   If that makes sense probably not

7. Hey girl, I'm USB Type C

   I can put it in either side and it'll work. I won't disappoint you like micro USB. :P

8. Wouldn't it be nice if we can start our own local micro-bean farms?

9. Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft

10. Can I borrow a micro-kiss? I promise I'll give it right back with a lot of interest.