Top 12 Micro Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Micro pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Aint nothing Micro or soft about me baby.

2. Are you Bill Gate's vaccine?

   Because I wanna put a micro in you.

3. It's only micro when its soft.

4. Hey girl are you Bill Gates?

   Cause you make my micro soft

5. Are you a word document,

   Because you are making my micro soft

6. You must be from Micronesia, because I micro-needja.

7. Are you bill gates? Because whenever I look at you my micro ain’t soft anymore

   If that makes sense probably not

8. Hey girl, I'm USB Type C

   I can put it in either side and it'll work. I won't disappoint you like micro USB. :P

9. Hey girl, wanna know why they call me "huge penis guy"?

   So do I, it's really confusing. I have a micro-micropenis.

10. Baby, there is no part of my body that is Micro or Soft

Funny micro pickup lines

Wouldn't it be nice if we can start our own local micro-bean farms?

Can I borrow a micro-kiss? I promise I'll give it right back with a lot of interest.