Top 8 Germany Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Germany pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. This is how we say hello in Germany!

2. Are you from Germany ?

   I’m asking because of Germany beautiful features

3. Girl are you Poland?

   Cause me and my friend are Germany and the USSR

4. Hey girl are you Germany during 1944?

   Because me and my friends are going to gangbang you

5. Lets play world war two.

   You get to play France and i get to be Germany, so you lay down and i'll attack you by surprise.

6. Are you German?

   Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.

7. Am I Hitler?

   Because you're a solid nein

8. Are you Germany?

   Cause i want to surrender everything right here and there for you.
   
   N.B: I'm France