Top 9 Germany Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Germany pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Germany tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. This is how we say hello in Germany!

2. Are you Germany during 1939-1945?

   Because you keep invading my heart.

3. Are you from Germany ?

   I’m asking because of Germany beautiful features

4. Call me Germany, because I’d love to invade your Netherlands

5. Girl are you Poland?

   Cause me and my friend are Germany and the USSR

6. Am I Hitler?

   Because you're a solid nein

7. Are you German?

   Cuz you’re a Nein and I’m the one Ja need.

8. Lets play world war two.

   You get to play France and i get to be Germany, so you lay down and i'll attack you by surprise.

9. Are you Germany?

   Cause i want to surrender everything right here and there for you.
   
   N.B: I'm France