Top 50 Fourth Of July Independence Day Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Fourth Of July Independence Day pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fourth Of July Independence Day tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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We are endowed by our creator with rights like life, liberty, and the pursuit of o**...
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How about that George Grenville? What a boob!
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Now you don't need a p**... to vote…but you can still borrow mine.
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"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
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Baby I can last for waaaayyyy more than 2 terms.
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Baby I'll make you see stars and stripes
Working short fourth of july independence day pickup lines to impress a girl
Are you a British Loyalist? Because you're making me rethink this whole "independence" thing.
Baby, you're a firework.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Can I, like, annex you?
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you. Or even the Raritan River.
Give me your panties or give me death.
Hey baby, are you ready for your trial? I'm afraid it has to be a speedy one.
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How would you win over the heart of a patriot?
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I actually wrote 'the British are coming.' Well, I didn't write it per say, but I did say it once to one of my friends. And, it was pretty loud, so there's a good chance Revere heard it. So, I pretty much wrote it. Anyway, want to make out?
I believe all lady parts deserve equal representation
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
I had baked beans last night, it was not a pretty scene in my bathroom. Talk about the Boston massacre! Anyway, want to make out?
I have a great relationship with my mother… country.
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I hope we stay together forever. Let's knock on wood. Here, use my teeth!
I know Benjamin Franklin.
I will go full-term in your oval office
I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”
I'd start a revolution for your number.
I'd try to give you a fair trial but you have no peers.
I'll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long
I'll put my John Hancock on your bar tab if you hang out with me for a while.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Hey the alcohol's back! Now let's get drunk and screw.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
I'm like fireworks: smokin', fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.
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I'm not a fan of Parliament. Unless, it's the band Parliament Funkadelic. Which doesn't mean anything to you right now, but you'll see what I'm talking about in a few hundred years. I'm from the future!
I've been directly elected to fill the vacancy in your senate!
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink. If you can't tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will also buy you a drink.
If you declare me sovereign of your pants I promise I can do no wrong.
If you're incapacitated can I have a list of you next 3 hottest friends?
Is that a banana in your pocket, or you just... carrying a musket because of the Quartering Act.
It's big, like my signature.
Let me press myself against you, you can't stop me…it's my constitutional right.
Let' put the screw back in screwdriver.
Let's be like the original thirteen colonies AND MULTIPLY.
Let's do it in Philadelphia.
Let's drink beer and play with fireworks until somebody has a terrible accident!
Let's say we go back to my place. You put on a wig, I'll call you 'Tory.'
My flag will never fly at half mast as long you're around.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Fourth Of July Independence Day phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.