I could rack my grain and still wouldn't be able to think of a prettier girl than you.

I would love to relish you.

Are you espresso? Because I like you a latte.

Are you interested in a fromage a trois?

How about a ride on the bologna pony?

Are you a bread dough? Because I'd knead you.

Are you a frito because your really corny

Are you an assorted cheese platter? Because I want to taste every part of you.

Baby I love you like a fat man loves premium deli meat!

Bag it and tag it.

Bet you've never seen a kielbasa like that, huh?

Can I sprinkle some sea salt on your salad?

Can you put some hot sauce on my meat loaf, I need some spice in my life

I always read the Menu, because there is always me and you

Do you like corned beef? If not can I have yours?

Do you like Braunschweiger girl? because I'd put my w**... between those buns

Do you wanna come over? I'm feeling provolonely.

Do you want chips with that sandwich?

Do you want to sandwich? My salami in your buns.

Girl you're sweet as the cookie that I get with my sandwich, can I taste u "Now And Later"

Girl your like a candy bar half nuts n half sweet!

Girl......you are like a tall glass of water. And im telling youuuu straight up im thirsty.

God put as much work into you as a fine piece of artisan cheese.

Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off.

Have you ever stuck a sausage through a bagel? Do you want to?

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I'm asking for only one.

Hey baby, do you want to get lunch or do you want to be lunch?

Hey girl, you look real gouda.

Hey you thirsty, because I can give you the Sunny-D

Holy guacamole, I'd love for you to pad thai me up, place your hot dog between my buns and do your worcestershire to me.

How about a 12" hot Italisn

How about we check out the new deli and write about it on my food blog?

I can't control myself around you. You turn me into a muenster.

Gurl, you should sell beerwurst. Because you already know how to make a w**... stand.

I don't mean to brag, but I'm grate in bread.

I have a bunch of fresh cut roast beef back at my place.

I have got your pound of meat right here baby.

I just scored a rare sampling of imported olive oils; wanna come back to my place for a tasting?

I know we just met, but will you reuben me?

I love you l like a hot stove baby! I will put a bun in your oven!

I may acting like a ham, but you can be rest assured I'm 100% kosher.

I wanna open your bread basket and eat a BOLOGNA sandwich.

I want to grow mold with you. Just like blue cheese.

I want you more then a smoothie on a hot summer day.

I would so make your sandwich

I'd take you to the deli but theres nothing more delicatessen than you

I'll have the club sandwich and fries and your number to go.

I'm a master baker.

I'm a stud muffin baby, why don't you take a bite?

I'm German, do you want to see my weinerschnitzel?

I’m local, all natural, homemade and certified organic: wanna taste?

I’m new in town, where’s the best place to get late night BLT?

If I was a chalkboard, would you write the daily special on me?

If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

If sexy were sandwich. you would be double stacked.

If this were an artisan meat market, I would take you home for dinner.

If you get with me, I can promise more than just a gouda time.

If you were a salad, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.

If you were going to open a deli, what would you call it? Mine would be Devour.

If your lips are foreign imported wine, then I want to get savor each sip.

Insert meat and mayo here.

Is your Daddy a baker? Because your buns are fantastic!

Just add dressing.

Keep me in the fridge til you want me.

Let's ditch this party and hit the after-havarti at my place.

Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?

Let's just stay in and curdle tonight.

Let’s pretend you’re a potato salad and I’ll be a spoon. Can I dig in now?

Lunch is on me. I know the best deli in town.

Mmm girl! You so sweet I'm gonna get diabetes!

Oh are you craving sausage? Because I'll gladly give you my organic sausage.

Oh my God, that is the hottest thing ever. You made me a sandwich?

Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda. Life would be feta if we were togetha. We'll be grate.

Please brie my valentine.

See this slice of bread? You are the best thing in here since that.

So do you like Italian or salami? [choose one] because i need to know what kind of sandwiches to order you for lunch.

The best buns in town just walked in the door.

Wanna spend the night at my cottage?

What's a nice girl like you doing in a meat market like thi

Without you, my heart feels like swiss cheese – full of holes.

Would you let me cater your event? I want to taste every part of you.

You & Me. Sounds like a great idea, or maybe the name of the next hot deli. You in?

You are a stack of cold cut - without you my sandwiches will be meaningless.

You are sexy enough to make me a sandwich.

You are the cheese to my macaroni.

You like making sandwiches?

You look gouda nuff to eat.

You look like a bowl of macaroni salad, I just gotta spoon you.

You look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

You looking at me is making me turn as red as that roasted beet salad.

You make me melt like cheese in the Hot Capicola Sandwich.

You must be potato salad because you're making my mouth watery.

You remind me of fast food because I want to take you out, and then eat you in my car.

You sound like a delicious deli sandwich that I am hungry for.

You're hotter and sweeter than that Capicolla

You're like a fancy French cheese. Some people find your strong aroma offensive but I know it just means you're high quality.

You're the Colby to my Monterey Jack.

You’re looking so sweet, you’ve got my eyes glazed over like honey ham.

You’re so cute I could bottle you up in a tip jar.

Your eyes are as effervescent as this sparkling water.

Your intellect turns me on. You're sharp as cheddar.

Your legs are like mayonnaise, smooth creamy and easy to spread.

Your name must be Candy… Because you look so sweet.

Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious

Your skin is smoother than the finest panna cotta.

Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast.

Do you know the difference between a sandwich and a b**...? No! Well in that case, D'ya wanna do lunch?