The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Girls Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Girls chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. He girl are mean are you...well............I'll go

    Day 1,363 

  2. Hey girl I wanted to take you to the movies but

    But they don't allow to bring your own snacks.

    Edit: honestly didn't expect it to blow up this much lol

  3. Damn girl, are you a coal digger?

    Cause I want to make you mine.

  4. I like my girls like my charging ports

    Next to my bed and always turned on.

  5. Hey girl, are you a microwave

    Cause mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

  6. Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

    Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  7. Damn girl, are you a blender?

    Because I want to put a baby in you.

  8. Hey girl, are you related to Yoda?

    Cause Yodalicius

  9. Damn girl, are you an unfunny meme?

    Coz I don't wanna share you with anyone

  10. Aye girl are u a banana

    Cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH



    Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and everything im happy :)

    Edit 2: This just keeps getting more and more upvotes its making me really happy and thanks for the awards aswell im excited the pickup line was ironic i didnt think this would get any upvotes but im happy it did:)

    Edit 3: One final edit. Since this post is at its peak id like to thank everyone for upvoting and all the awards. :)

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Hey, girl are you an architect?
Cause I can imagine building a relationship with ya.

Oh hey girl, is it your birthday today?

Got me confused with all that cake you got there.

Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance

Hey girl, are you communist?

Cause I wanna seize your means of reproduction.

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Damn girl are you an appendix

because i dont understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out

Hey girl, are you a dragon?
‘Cause you only exist in my dreams

Damn girl, are you good a video games?

Because you just switched me to hard mode

Hey girl are you the vaccine?

Cause the whole World's chasing you

- Day 73

Damn girl, do you have a cold?

Cause I can't stop looking ACHOO

Damn girl your so cute,

That I’d suck your dads dick just to get the recipe

Hey girl, are you a pirate?

Cause i want you to jack my sparrow.

Hey girl, have you got the Coronavirus?

Cuz i cant stop looking achoo

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Hey girl are you Heinz?

'cause I'd like to ketchup with you sometimes.

Girl, are you a computer?

Because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.

Hey girl are you history?

Because I'd love to go down on you.

Hey girl, are you 2020?

Because you took my breath away..

Hey girl are you suicide

Because I think about you alot

Hey girl are you https

Because without you i’m just ://

Girl, you’re like the SAT

I’d do you for 3 hours and only stop for water breaks

Jesus turns water into wine

I can turn your girl into mine

Hey girl, are you an oven?

Cause I wanna melt inside you

Hey girl are you SpongeBob ?

Because I want to visit your bikini bottom.

Hey girl, are you a cigarette?

*Cause you might just be my next addiction*