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Top 16 Goal Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Goal chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. All of my gym buddy is to have a perfect body, but for me my goal is to have you.

  2. So, what's your favorite millennium development goal?

  3. Do you like bagels?

    Cuz you’re bae goals.

  4. I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.

  5. Can I put my lacrosse stick in your goal?

  6. Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?

  7. WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

    Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that.

    For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings.

    The question is:

    What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself?

    To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress.

    First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them.

    Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything.

    Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be.

    What are you lacking?

    What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down.

    Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress.

    Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine?

    What skills do I need to get?

    At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness.

    Why do I feel this in this moment?

    Go deeper.

    What is triggering me to feel in a certain state?

    Why do I feel this way?

    Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why?

    Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states.

    Check what triggers you.

    Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations.

    What was the previous time that you felt that?

    And before that time when did you feel that?

    Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now.

    Try to meditate everyday:

    Think about what are you escaping.

    Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad.

    When was the previous time that you were feeling this too?

    Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism.

    Accept them and let them go.

    You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again.

    Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times

    Peace out

  8. Hey girl, are you a goalkeeper

    Coz I wanna take a few shots at your goal

  9. Are you a goalkeeper?

    Because my goal is to keep scoring between your legs

  10. Hey girl, are you the goal in monopoly?

    Cause I had to cheat to get to you

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Instagram Flirting
Once I got an Idea to hit pickup lines on Instagram.
So I created anonymous account and gained some fake followers and then started DM with cheesy pickup lines.

After many DMs a girl replied "Ankh se goli maar kr udda dungi".

But I didn't Stop to hit more pickups .
But got blocked for 4 days and requested me by 'asking who are you ?'

Again I hit 'Do you know me ?'
She replied 'Kon hooo bhai'

"Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams"

She : Aww that was cute 🥰 ...But I have a boyfriend.. sorry

Me : even goal has a goalkeeper but still we score

She : omg!!!
Ima take that from you

You should follow me so I can see your insta

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And FU*K oucht

I always go for the goal in the sack!

Are you the celestial kingdom? Cause dancing with you is my goal.

Can I take a few shots at your goal?

If I were a singer-songwriter, my ultimate goal would be to inspire novelists in coffee shops.

CANADIAN GOAL....wanna fuck to celebrate?