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Top 50 Wake Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Wake chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. What’s the difference between you and an alarm clock?

    I’d enjoy waking up to you

  2. Can I have ur number so I can wake you up for fajr?

  3. I wanna be like waffles with you and wake up on top of each other.

  4. Honey, are you a coffee? 'Cause you wake up my senses.

  5. Don’t wake me up.

    And you give them a moment to see if they get it. Otherwise you say “because I must be dreaming if you’re here.”

  6. Let me wake you up for the rest of my life.

  7. If morning is you, I am the first one to wake up to meet you.

  8. Let's cuddle and wake up in 10 months when September ends.

  9. I can't wait till the day I can wake up right next to you.

  10. Are you my coffee mug?

    Cause i wanna wake up next to you everyday ;-;

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Funny wake pickup lines

Hey girl, are you Folgers?
Because you’re the best part of waking up.

Sex with me is just like eating pizza, it's even better the morning after when you first wake up.

If you wake up in a box on Christmas morning, it’s because I asked Santa for the man of my dreams.

Hey baby, are from Heaven?

Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all.

O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout eternity, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years.

However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?

Roses are red, violets are blue, the only way I would wake up early, is if I get to run with you.

Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

Cause I want to fall asleep with you in my arms and wake up with your cold dead eyes still watching me.

Hey Girl, are you an alarm clock?
Cause I’d like to wake up with you

I would love to have you like my medicine

Right before sleeping and right after waking up

Are you an alarm clock?

Because I’d like to wake up to you every morning.

Hey girl, are you my morning's cup of coffee?

Cuz I kinda feel like, I want to wake up with you for the rest of my life.

If you wake up in a red room with no windows or doors don’t panic

You're in my heart...

Are you a toaster?

Because you are really warm inside and I wanna wake up to you turned on every morning.

For the Ed Sheeran fans

Do you wake up to a drink at night?
Cause *I've known it for a long time, daddy wakes up to a drink at night*

Hey girl, are you Vietnam?

Cuz I keep waking up thinking about you.

Are you a dog?

Cause I wanna wake up to you licking my balls

Don’t wake me up.

....Because if I’m here with you. I’m in a dream.

Hey girl are you a dog?

Because I want to wake up to you licking my balls ;)

Are you a text from a close friend?

Cause I want to wake up to you every morning

Girl you're like my toothbrush...

Cause you're the first thing I want in my mouth when I wake up

- Day 17

Can I have your number,

so I can wake you up for Sahur.

What's the best lines to deal with this type of girl?

She's from Slovakia. I don't know if saying "I'm tired" is big in that country but this girl is even making ME tired. I'd quit the convo right away if she wasn't that hot. I even joked about how she's basically tired most of the time but after that, she would still say the word "tired". How to deal with a girl who acts this way? These are actual quotes from her:


- "So big pressure and stress from every side"


- "So tired.. aah.."


- "Someone save me from this world!!"


- "yeah exactly, ah.. here is similar weather hha.. I'm usually tired too.."


- "I don't have time in the morning..and I like riding bicycle downhill so I would be really tired to go to work after that..! usually ride thru weekends or after work.. according to if I want and have energy..lot of times I'm really tired (*Her english is not perfect*)


- "Sometimes I write fast and I'm tired so I make such a typo.. lol sorry for that ><"


- "I wake up at 5am. It's normal..I need to go to work"

I wish you were my sleep paralysis demon

So that you could keep me up all night

Alternatively:

So that I could wake up to you everyday

You, Before I Wake Up From this Dream.

What do you say we get out of here? I bet you're way better to wake up next to than a hangover.

I'm like a Christmas present - you'll love waking up to me in the morning.