Top 40 Carpenter Pick Up lines
Are you a carpenter yourself and looking for pick up lines to use at work? Or are you just trying to flirt with someone who is a carpenter? We have compiled the best and funny list of carpenter related pick up lines. These lines feature common carpenter tools and job skills that you can take advantage of. Use these cheesy pick up lines to flirt with carpenters or people who are in the construction field!
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Let’s play carpenter!
First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
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Babe, I am a carpenter and I know how to make you perfect. Are you board?
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I guess you're a carpenter now gurl. Because you just saw my wood stash.
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Baby I’m a carpenter. Let’s build a relationship in my shop.
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Babe, I am a carpenter who builds stairs. I always think a step ahead.
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Gare are you a carpenter, because you made my hotdog stand.
Working short carpenter pickup lines to impress a girl
Are you a carpenter? Because you look like a wood worker.
I am a carpenter, I want to put my wood on your carpets.
Do you want a drink? I'll get hammered and you will get nailed.
I know how to use my tools. My favorite is hammer screw driver.
Hey baby are you a Carpenter? You are someone I could build a home with.
I am a good carpenter, I can nail you any time, and I promise I won't screw up
Girl are you a carpenter? Because those are sweet legs you got.
carpenter Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Hey girl, are you a carpenter? Because you just made a banana stand out of my wood.
Babe I am the best carpenter, I know how to hammer, screw, and nail.
Girl are you a carpenter, because you work my wood into timber.
Babe, are you superstitious? Because I foretell that you will knock on wood tonight.
A girlfriend is like a good carpenter
No wood gets wasted
Hey baby are you a Carpenter?
You look someone I could build a family with.
Hey girl, are you a carpenter?
Cuz you just made a banana stand.
carpenter Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Hey yo girl, you a carpenter?
Cus you're making my banana stand.
Do you want to play carpenter?
We can get hammered and ill nail you!
If you're a carpenter I can help you with the wood
Hey girl are you a carpenter?
Because I can imagine building a family with you
Baby I’m a carpenter
Let’s build a relationship
Are you a carpenter?
You look like a woodworker
Hey girl, You're like Jesus - a generous carpenter
Cuz you're giving me wood.
I guess you're a carpenter now gurl...
Cause you just saw my wood...
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Shall we play the carpenter game?
We'll get hammered then I'll nail ya
Are you a carpenter?
You look like you know what to do with wood
Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!
Are you a carpenter? Because when you came in the room it became beautiful.
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Are you a carpenter? Because you're giving me wood!
I am a carpenter, I want to nail you.
Hey carpenter, I'm hammered. Want to nailed me?
You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.
Wanna play carpenter? First we get hammered, then ill nail you!
Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.
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Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Carpenter phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.