54 Carpenter Pick Up lines And Rizz

Are you a carpenter yourself and looking for pick up lines to use at work? Or are you just trying to flirt with someone who is a carpenter? We have compiled the best and funny list of carpenter related pick up lines. These lines feature common carpenter tools and job skills that you can take advantage of. Use these cheesy pick up lines to flirt with carpenters or people who are in the construction field!

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Let’s play carpenter!

First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
Babe, I am a carpenter and I know how to make you perfect. Are you board?
I guess you're a carpenter now gurl. Because you just saw my wood stash.
Baby I’m a carpenter. Let’s build a relationship in my shop.
Babe, I am a carpenter who builds stairs. I always think a step ahead.
Are you a carpenter? Because you look like a wood worker.

Here are 54 carpenter pick up lines for her and flirty carpenter rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your carpenter rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny carpenter pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty carpenter joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute carpenter pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about carpenter are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Gare are you a carpenter, because you made my hotdog stand.

I am a carpenter, I want to put my wood on your carpets.

Babe, I'll drill you first then nail you good.

I know how to use my tools. My favorite is hammer screw driver.

Hey baby are you a Carpenter? You are someone I could build a home with.

"Are you a carpenter? Because I feel like you're the expert at hitting nails on the head... or in my case, ass."

I am a good carpenter, I can nail you any time, and I promise I won't screw up

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Cheesy carpenter Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Girl are you a carpenter? Because those are sweet legs you got.

Hey girl, are you a carpenter? Because you just made a banana stand out of my wood.

"How's about we leave the timber and you let this carpenter carve a special place in your heart tonight?"

"Are you a carpenter? 'Cause every time I look at you, I can tell you know how to handle wood."

"I'm not a carpenter, but when it comes to rough edges, I promise you'll find satisfaction in my craftsmanship."

"Sweetie, are you a carpenter? Because I am looking for someone to handle my screws with expertise."

Babe, are you superstitious? Because I foretell that you will knock on wood tonight.

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Funny carpenter Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Carpenter conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

Girl are you a carpenter, because you work my wood into timber.

A girlfriend is like a good carpenter

No wood gets wasted

"Being a carpenter, I know wood, but you've got me completely stumped with your beauty."

"Are you a carpenter? Because I'm looking for a man with a firm grip and a knack for handling tools."

"Are you a skilled carpenter? Because together, I reckon we'd be pretty good at breaking mattresses."

Hey baby are you a Carpenter?

You look someone I could build a family with.

"Are you a piece of fine mahogany? Because every carpenter knows a beautiful work of art when they see one."

Are you The Carpenters?

Because you're my world. And I'm on top of you.

"Are you a carpenter? Because I think it's about time you nailed this."

"Are you a carpenter? Cause I feel like we could nail this relationship... or just my ass."

"Are you a carpenter? Because I've got some pegging work that needs an expert’s touch."

Hey girl, are you a carpenter?

Cuz you just made a banana stand.

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Clever carpenter Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Carpenter hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey yo girl, you a carpenter?

Cus you're making my banana stand.

If you're a carpenter I can help you with the wood

Do you want to play carpenter?

We can get hammered and ill nail you!

Hey girl are you a carpenter?

Because I can imagine building a family with you

"Are you a carpenter? Because after you broke me, I could use someone talented at building me back up."

"Can I be your carpenter? I promise I'm good at building beautiful things, just like our potential relationship."

Baby I’m a carpenter

Let’s build a relationship

Are you a carpenter?

You look like a woodworker

Hey girl, You're like Jesus - a generous carpenter

Cuz you're giving me wood.

I guess you're a carpenter now gurl...

Cause you just saw my wood...

-yay for enuendo-

Are you a carpenter?

You look like you know what to do with wood

Shall we play the carpenter game?

We'll get hammered then I'll nail ya

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Smooth carpenter Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Carpenter pickup lines make her give you her number.

Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!

Hey carpenter, I'm hammered. Want to nailed me?

Are you a carpenter? Because you're giving me wood!

I am a carpenter, I want to nail you.

You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.

Wanna play carpenter? First we get hammered, then ill nail you!

Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.

Are you a carpenter? Because when you came in the room it became beautiful.

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Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Carpenter love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Carpenter openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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