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Top 19 Carpenter Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Carpenter pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey baby are you a Carpenter?

    You look someone I could build a family with.

  2. Are you The Carpenters?

    Because you're my world. And I'm on top of you.

  3. Hey yo girl, you a carpenter?

    Cus you're making my banana stand.

  4. Hey girl, are you a carpenter?

    Cuz you just made a banana stand.

  5. Do you want to play carpenter?

    We can get hammered and ill nail you!

  6. Baby I’m a carpenter

    Let’s build a relationship

  7. Are you a carpenter?

    You look like a woodworker

  8. Hey girl, You're like Jesus - a generous carpenter

    Cuz you're giving me wood.

  9. I guess you're a carpenter now gurl...

    Cause you just saw my wood...

    -yay for enuendo-

  10. Are you a carpenter?

    You look like you know what to do with wood

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Funny carpenter pickup lines

Shall we play the carpenter game?
We'll get hammered then I'll nail ya

You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.

Hey carpenter, I'm hammered. Want to nailed me?

I am a carpenter, I want to nail you.

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This is a funny Carpenter pickup line!

Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!

Are you a carpenter? Because when you came in the room it became beautiful.

Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.

Wanna play carpenter? First we get hammered, then ill nail you!