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Top 23 Carpenter Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Carpenter pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Carpenter conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Let’s play carpenter!

    First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

  2. A girlfriend is like a good carpenter

    No wood gets wasted

  3. Hey baby are you a Carpenter?

    You look someone I could build a family with.

  4. Are you The Carpenters?

    Because you're my world. And I'm on top of you.

  5. Hey girl, are you a carpenter?

    Cuz you just made a banana stand.

  6. Hey yo girl, you a carpenter?

    Cus you're making my banana stand.

  7. Do you want to play carpenter?

    We can get hammered and ill nail you!

  8. If you're a carpenter I can help you with the wood

  9. Hey girl are you a carpenter?

    Because I can imagine building a family with you

  10. Baby I’m a carpenter

    Let’s build a relationship

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Funny carpenter pickup lines

Are you a carpenter?
You look like a woodworker

Hey girl, You're like Jesus - a generous carpenter

Cuz you're giving me wood.

I guess you're a carpenter now gurl...

Cause you just saw my wood...

-yay for enuendo-

Shall we play the carpenter game?

We'll get hammered then I'll nail ya

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This is a funny Carpenter pickup line!

I am a carpenter, I want to nail you.

Are you a carpenter? Because you're giving me wood!

Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!

Are you a carpenter? Because when you came in the room it became beautiful.

Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.

Wanna play carpenter? First we get hammered, then ill nail you!

You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.

Hey carpenter, I'm hammered. Want to nailed me?