Top 26 Lacking Pick Up lines

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1. Hey are you vegan?

   Cuz i think you’re lacking vitamin me ;)

2. I find your lack of faith... sexy.

3. I'm a T-Rex, and let's just say that the length I lack in my arms is made up for somewhere else ...

4. Excuse me, are you lacking any morals or self esteem at this moment?

5. I'm dying and I need your help....

   My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin you

6. Hey babe, it says here that you're picking up Aleve, but I think you're lacking Vitamin Me.

7. I think you're lacking some vitamin me.

8. Guys drive big cars to make up for a lack of something else. Wanna know why I drive a Mini Cooper?

9. I am feeling sick...

   Must be from a lack of vitamin U.

10. At Tight End: I think he's suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

Funny lacking pickup lines

Hey beautiful, my doctor says im lacking vitamin u

Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you? I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall. So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch. All the Whos down in Whoville, With jintinglers and gardoombas, Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.

You look like you’re suffering from a severe lack of Vitamin Me.

Hey girl do you have rickets?

Because you’re lacking this Vitamin D

At Tight End… I think he’s suffering from a lack of vitamin me …from the Cleveland Browns… Jordan Cameron!

Hey, my doctor says
I’m lacking vitamin u

Have you been to the doctor lately ???

Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me

Would you come with me to my doctor’s appointment tomorrow?

Because the last appointment he said I’m lacking Vitamin-U..

I believe you possess the only fruit i lack in my town : the banana

You need to see a doctor right away!

“why”

you’re lacking significant amounts of vitamin me

My vet says I'm lacking in vitamin U.

What I lack in looks and personality, I more than make up for with fantasy football skills.

Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you?
I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall.
So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch.
All the Whos down in Whoville,
With jintinglers and gardoombas,
Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.

I find your lack of nudity disturbing...