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Top 39 Fantasy Football Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fantasy Football pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fantasy Football conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. At Wide Receiver… is his name Google, cause he’s got everything I’m searching for…from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Antonio Brown!

  2. At Tight End… I think he’s suffering from a lack of vitamin me …from the Cleveland Browns… Jordan Cameron!

  3. Are you NFL season? Because I can't wait for you to come back every year.

  4. At Kicker…Whoever said Disney was the happiest place on earth hasn’t been in his pants…from the Indianapolis Colts… Adam Vinatieri!

  5. At Quarterback…Does he have a shovel in his back pocket cause I’m digging that ass…from the Seattle Seahawks… Russell Wilson!

  6. At Running Back … If he was a fart I would hold him in so I wouldn’t have to let him go …from the Chicago Bears … Matt Forte!

  7. At Running Back… Call me an archaeologist…Because he’s got a large bone I want to examine …from the Baltimore Ravens…Ray Rice!

  8. At Running Back… Is his face on the McDonalds menu? Cause I’m lovin it … from the Tampa Bay Buccaneers… Mike James!

  9. Can I name my fantasy football team after you?

  10. Everyday with you is like NFL season – I wish it never end.

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Fifty shades of fantasy... FOOTBALL! Are you ready to get SPANKED?

Guess who is my top draft choice?

Hey girl, how about that fantasy football trade?

Hey girl, wanna be in my fantasy... football league?

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I don't care about your politics, your fashion sense or your taste in music. I judge you solely on your football team preference.

I love it when you yell at the TV when we watch football.

I love you as much as I love my fantasy football team.

I will be your fantasy player.

I would love to spend Sunday nights for the next nine weeks on your couch.

I'm a guy who like to gamble. What are my chance with you?

I'm sorry. I lost track of the points while staring at you.

If fantasy football was full house, then consider me John Stamos.

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My league will always have a spot for you.

So, what is your gameplan?

Sorry I won your fantasy football league without understanding football.

Starting Defense… Beww BEWWW Beww…That ‘s the sound of the ambulance coming to pick me up because when I saw them my heart stopped…The Indianapolis Colts!

Want to be part of my league?

Want to check out my lineup?

Want to come over and check out my fantasy potential in my bedroom?

What is your opinion on my latest pick?

Yes, I'm a girl. Yes, I speak football fluently. Stop drooling, you are creeping me out...

You are my number one draft pick.

You are way out of my league!