Hey girl, are you a bright light source?

Cuz once I look at you, I see you everywhere everytime I close my eyes.

If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.

If I had a dollar...

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about you

I would have a dollar

Cuz you've never left my mind

Hey I like you

I know you probably won't feel the same please say you like me back please everytime I tell someone they never like me back please god I'm sorry if I bothered you I don't know it's dumb

Are you sun?

Because everytime I see you, my heart melts like ice cream or chocolate

This one will get you a girlfriend

If I had a pennie for everytime you enter my mind I'd have one pennie.

because you never leave

Do you have a parking meter? Because I am willing to pay everytime I want to be on top of you.

I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you're around I become a wood elf.

Are you my best friend?

Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so s**... when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.

You are an acid and i am like litmus, everytime i meet you i turn bright red.

Are you my camera?

Because you made me smile everytime i look at you:)

"Are you a TV remote? Because everytime I see you, my heart automatically switches to the channel of love."

"Table of contents ka ba? Kasi everytime I see you, nasusummarize ang happiness ng buong book ng buhay ko."

"Are you a fashion trend, because everytime I look at you, all I see is stunning beauty worth following."

"Excuse me, can your game pause? Because my heart stops everytime I see you."

"You must be the sea during a storm because everytime you're around, my fears wash away and I'm drowning in fascination."

"Aklat ka ba? Kasi everytime nakikita kita, hindi ko mapigilan ang sarili kong mag-'bookmark' ng bawat moment natin."

You must be a rare jewel, because everytime I see you, you leave me dazzled and mesmerized.

"Are you a camera? Because everytime I look at you, I smile like I'm ready for a picture."

Are you a plane?

Cause everytime I talk to you is like flying in the sky...

"Are you a stopwatch? Because everytime I'm with you, I seem to break my two-minute record of keeping a straight face."

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes and ending up in Akola. Shukriya!

I can't play Blackjack with you anymore...

Because I bust everytime I'm around you.

"Are you from Liverpool? Because my heart can't stop playing You'll Never Walk Alone everytime I see you."

"Your smile must be a comedy show, because everytime I see it, I find myself laughing at how wonderfully cute you are."

"Is your name Berlin? Because everytime I look at you, I feel like I've crossed the wall to paradise."

"Are those real furs? Because everytime I look at you, my wild animal instincts are shaking."

Do you have a map? Because every time I look into your eyes, I get lost in "Shukriya" land.

"Hey there, senorita! Do you have Lil Tecca on your playlist? Cause everytime I see you, I hear 'love me'."

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got Manish saying "shukriya" for the best spot in Akola!

"Do you work at the post office? Because everytime I see you, I feel like I've just received first-class love."

"Are you 'Stray Kids'? Because everytime I see your 5'10" elegance, my heart goes 'Bang Chan' with admiration."

"Do you have a map of Africa on your feet? Because everytime I look down, I'm lost in their beauty!"

"Can I call you 'Moce Mada'? Because everytime I say goodbye, I want to see your smile again in the morning!"

"Do you have a map? Because everytime I look in your eyes, I get lost in them."

Hey are you a wrench?

Cause everytime i see you my nuts tighten up

"Are you cosplaying a magician? Because everytime I see you, you make everyone else disappear."

"Are you a software update? Because everytime I see your pic, I stop what I'm doing and click 'Yes' immediately."

"Table of contents ka ba? Kasi everytime I see you, parang gusto kong mag-flip sa next chapter ng buhay ko."

"Are you ice cream? Because I find myself melting everytime I look at your hotness."

"Is your cleavage a magician? Because everytime I look, it seems to have made my attention disappear."

Hey girl are you a wall clock

Cause everytime I see you I wanna hold your hands and make time stop.

"Are you an Amazon Rainforest? Because everytime I see you, my heart feels like it's on fire."

"Is your smile a spark? Because everytime I see it, my heart catches fire."

"Is that a blush on your cheeks or are you just radiating with beauty everytime I'm around?"

"Are you a Berlin wall? Because everytime I'm around you, everything else seems to fall apart."

"You must be a demon, because everytime I look at you, my heart burns with desire!"

"Are you a Fijian dictionary? Because everytime I look at you, I'm lost in translation."

"Is your name Mary Jane? Because everytime I'm with you, I feel high on life."

"Are you a bomb? Because everytime I see you, my heart explodes with desire."

Old friend and I started talking again always loved her for a long time

Did you know when you bend a piece of metal the atoms in the metal release kinetic energy and the result is the metal heating up because the atoms are moving same as the body when it moves it releases kinetic energy. And when I talk to you, you bend my rigid heart back into shape and heats up everytime I talk to you

"Are we on a basketball court? Because everytime I see you, I'd love to take a shot."

Hi ____, is this still available?

Works everytime.

This is pickup lines for Facebook marketplace right?

"Are you Gojo Satoru's domain expansion? Because everytime I look at you, my world stops and it's infinite beauty."

"Are you cocaine? Because everytime I'm near you, my heart races and life suddenly becomes more interesting."

"Is your hair made of sunbeams? Because everytime I see you, my world lights up."

"Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te... just like how you are when you shukriya."

Are you made of bhelpuri? Because every time I see you, I want to say "Shukriya"!

"Do you have a map? Because everytime I look at you, I get lost in Ukrainian beauty."

"Are you Yuna? Because everytime I look at you, I see a Final Fantasy come true."

"Is your heart made of slime? Because everytime I see you, it's not just my hands that get stuck."

"Hey Manish, are you a magician? Because every time you say 'shukriya', I magically end up pregnant!"

If I got 5 cents everytime I saw someone so beautiful,

I would have 5 cents.

Are you a library book? Because every time I see you, I want to check you out... shukriya!

"Is your smile a joke? Because everytime you show it, my heart can't help but laugh with happiness."

"Are you a magician? Because everytime I look into your glasses, the world disappears and it's just us."

Hey girl are you a socket wrench ...

... because everytime you look at my my nuts tighten

"Are you a Phoenix Down? 'Cause everytime I see you, my heart has a Final Fantasy of resurrecting its beat."

"Girl, are you a software update? Cause bruh, everytime I see you, I immediately want to get better."

"Excuse me, but do you have a map? Because everytime I look into your eyes, I seem to get lost in them."

Did you get darker?

Because everytime I close my eyes, you’re the only thing I see.

"Are you wearing a red dress, or is my heart just bleeding love everytime I see you?"

"Are you a nap queen? Because everytime I see you, my dreams suddenly become a reality."

"Are you a pizza? Because you're so hot, my mouth waters everytime I see you."

"You must be a magician because everytime I try to stop flirting, you make me want more."

"Do you drink often? Because everytime I see you, I feel intoxicated by your beauty."

"Is your name Instagram? Because everytime I see you, my heart double taps."

"Do you have a 'shukriya' discount for frequent cream-pie customers like me, Manish?"

"Radhika, your name must be a synonym for desire because everytime I hear it, I'm hot and bothered."

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought of you

I’d have $1 because I never stop thinking about you:)

"Your forehead must be a map of the cosmos, because everytime I look at it, I get lost in its beauty."

"Your culinary skills must be magic because everytime you cook, I fall spellbound in love."

"Are you from Turkey? Because everytime I see you, my heart does a Turkish dance of joy."

"Did you swallow a blood demon art? Because everytime you smile, I'm bewitched in a universe of magic!"

"Are you a baker, Manish? Because every time you give me a creampie, I feel like I'm in pastry heaven!"

"Are you a magician? Because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears...even after all these 54 years."

"Are you the word 'nadifijinamakahome'? Because everytime I see you, my heart stutters and feels like home."

"Are you Golden Freddy? Because everytime I see you, my heart stops and my world turns upside down."

"Manish, are you a magician? Because every time you say 'shukriya' after giving me creampies, it's like you make my heart disappear!"

"Are you a ticking time bomb? Cause everytime you're angry, sparks fly and I just can't defuse my feelings for you."

Boy, are you a fountain?

Because everytime I'm with you, I'm wet.

I must be in church, because everytime I see you, all I can think about is kneeling down.

You must be a good boxer

Because everytime I look into those eyes you hit different

Hey, are you hydrogen?

Cause you make me feel light everytime I see you

"Is your hobby being a tease? Because you've mastered the art of stealing my breath away everytime."

"Is your smile from the Amazon Rainforest? Because everytime it shines, it's the most breathtaking natural wonder."

For Science Nerds

Your influence is like acids to my litmus solution/paper because everytime I talk to you, I turn red..

"Are you a marshmallow? Because everytime I see you, my heart feels soft, sweet and completely melted."

"Is your name Bella? Because my heart howls like a werewolf everytime I see you."

If only I had a star for everytime you brightened my day

Her: what happens then?

Me: I would be holding a galaxy

"Are you Khushi from YouTube? Because everytime I watch your videos, I can't help but 'like', 'subscribe' and 'fall in love'."

If you were a door, I'd knock just to see your beautiful smile everytime it opens.

"Everytime I see you, I feel like I'm listening to Skillet; you set my soul on fire."

"Do you have a magic touch? Because everytime you're near, my heart starts doing tricks only you can master."

"Are you a magician? Because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears...just like when I say I'm not your bhai."

"Is your love my limitless desire? Because everytime I see you, I feel sweetly, warmly and unendingly drawn to you."

"Are you a Reus fan too? Because everytime I look at you, I feel like I've scored the winning goal."

"Are you a magician? Because everytime we talk, I feel like you cast a spell on me."

Hey girl, are you an island?

Coz everytime I'm around you my log starts pointing towards you

Are you covid-19?

Because Everytime I see you it takes my breath away

"You must be a lullaby, because everytime I see you, my heart beats like a peaceful goodnight's sleep."

"Do you have a remote? Because everytime I see you, I want to pause and savor the moment."

Dang girl, you must be traveling at the speed of light

Cause everytime I see your cute face, you break my quantum wave function

"Are you from Poland? Because everytime I see you, my heart does the Polka, but only in a Bulgarian beat."

"Are you a social event? Because everytime you're around, I feel like I've RSVP'd to the party of a lifetime."

Can I be your shower..

Cause everytime I'll see you naked you'll turn me on and I will leave you wet.

"Are you a magician? Because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears. You're more than special, you're magic."

"Is your saree made of starlight? Because everytime I look at your picture, I feel like I have been stargazing."

"Are you a censor? Because everytime I say 'f***', I want to replace it with 'love' for you."

"Are you a Chocolate Rizz? Because everytime I see you, my heart melts faster than a chocolate on a hot day."

"Are you from Istanbul? Because everytime I look at you, I'm reminded of Turkey's mesmerizing beauty."

"Are you a football? Because everytime I see you, my heart just wants to score."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes...and in the land of shukriyas."

"Are you a bakery, Manish? Because every time you give me creampies, I end up with a bun in the oven!"

"Are you a VTuber? 'Cause everytime you stream, my heart can't help but hit the subscribe button."

"Is your voice a melody? Because everytime you speak, it's the only symphony I want to dance to."

"Is your cow lick a compass? Because it points straight to my heart everytime it stands up."

Do you know anyone or any place that fixes watches?

Her:(Tells you of a place/person)
You: Cuz everytime I’m with you time seems to stop.

"Are you an Afrobeats song? Because everytime you're near, my heart can't stop dancing to your rhythm."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, just like Manish after a "Shukriya" spree.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because now Manish has to say "shukriya" to every angel in Akola!