Top 50 Everytime Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Everytime pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Everytime conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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If I had a dollar for everytime I think of you.... I would have a dollar
Coz you never leave my mind.
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This will work everytime
You can’t spell suicide without u and i
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Do they give you a fine everytime you step on an airplane?
Because your smoking
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If I had a euro everytime you were on my mind
I'd have one euro because you never left
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If i got a dollar for everytime i think of you, i wouldn't get taxed in the US
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My zygomaticus muscle contracts everytime I see you.
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Hey girl, are you a bright light source?
Cuz once I look at you, I see you everywhere everytime I close my eyes.
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If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.
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If I had a dollar...
If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about you
I would have a dollar
Cuz you've never left my mind -
Hey I like you
I know you probably won't feel the same please say you like me back please everytime I tell someone they never like me back please god I'm sorry if I bothered you I don't know it's dumb
Funny everytime pickup lines
Girl, you remind me of Jason Derulo, because everytime we meet, I want to sing your name!
Are you sun?
Because everytime I see you, my heart melts like ice cream or chocolate
This one will get you a girlfriend
If I had a pennie for everytime you enter my mind I'd have one pennie.
because you never leave
Do you have a Deathnote? Cuz everytime you smile, I feel like I'm having a heart attack.
Do you have a parking meter? Because I am willing to pay everytime I want to be on top of you.
If I had a penny for everytime I thought about you, I would have exactly one cent.
Cause you never left my mind.
You are an acid and i am like litmus, everytime i meet you i turn bright red.
Are you my best friend?
Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so stupid when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.
Are you my camera?
Because you made me smile everytime i look at you:)
If I got a penny Everytime I think of you
I would have one penny cause you never leave my mind
Are you a plane?
Cause everytime I talk to you is like flying in the sky...
I can't play Blackjack with you anymore...
Because I bust everytime I'm around you.
Hey girl are you a wall clock
Cause everytime I see you I wanna hold your hands and make time stop.
Hey are you a wrench?
Cause everytime i see you my nuts tighten up
Hi ____, is this still available?
Works everytime.
This is pickup lines for Facebook marketplace right?
Old friend and I started talking again always loved her for a long time
Did you know when you bend a piece of metal the atoms in the metal release kinetic energy and the result is the metal heating up because the atoms are moving same as the body when it moves it releases kinetic energy. And when I talk to you, you bend my rigid heart back into shape and heats up everytime I talk to you
If I got 5 cents everytime I saw someone so beautiful,
I would have 5 cents.
Hey girl are you a socket wrench ...
... because everytime you look at my my nuts tighten
Did you get darker?
Because everytime I close my eyes, you’re the only thing I see.
If I had a dollar for everytime I thought of you
I’d have $1 because I never stop thinking about you:)
Boy, are you a fountain?
Because everytime I'm with you, I'm wet.
You must be a good boxer
Because everytime I look into those eyes you hit different
If only I had a star for everytime you brightened my day
Her: what happens then?
Me: I would be holding a galaxy