Top 50 Everytime Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Everytime pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. This will work everytime

   You can’t spell suicide without u and i

2. Do they give you a fine everytime you step on an airplane?

   Because your smoking

3. My zygomaticus muscle contracts everytime I see you.

4. If I had a rosary bead for everytime I thought of you, I would have a Glorious Mystery.

5. If I had a dollar...

   If I had a dollar for everytime I thought about you
   
   I would have a dollar
   
   Cuz you've never left my mind

6. Girl, you remind me of Jason Derulo, because everytime we meet, I want to sing your name!

7. This one will get you a girlfriend

   If I had a pennie for everytime you enter my mind I'd have one pennie.
   
   because you never leave

8. Do you have a Deathnote? Cuz everytime you smile, I feel like I'm having a heart attack.

9. I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you're around I become a wood elf.

10. If I had a penny for everytime I thought about you, I would have exactly one cent.

    Cause you never left my mind.

Funny everytime pickup lines

You are an acid and i am like litmus, everytime i meet you i turn bright red.

Are you my best friend?

Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so stupid when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.

If I got a penny Everytime I think of you

I would have one penny cause you never leave my mind

I can't play Blackjack with you anymore...

Because I bust everytime I'm around you.

Hey are you a wrench?

Cause everytime i see you my nuts tighten up

Old friend and I started talking again always loved her for a long time
Did you know when you bend a piece of metal the atoms in the metal release kinetic energy and the result is the metal heating up because the atoms are moving same as the body when it moves it releases kinetic energy. And when I talk to you, you bend my rigid heart back into shape and heats up everytime I talk to you

If I got 5 cents everytime I saw someone so beautiful,

I would have 5 cents.

Did you get darker?

Because everytime I close my eyes, you’re the only thing I see.

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought of you

I’d have $1 because I never stop thinking about you:)

Boy, are you a fountain?

Because everytime I'm with you, I'm wet.

If only I had a star for everytime you brightened my day

Her: what happens then?

Me: I would be holding a galaxy

Hey, are you hydrogen?

Cause you make me feel light everytime I see you

Can I be your shower..

Cause everytime I'll see you naked you'll turn me on and I will leave you wet.

Damn girl are you a cop?

Because I sweat everytime you're around

Do you know anyone or any place that fixes watches?

Her:(Tells you of a place/person)
You: Cuz everytime I’m with you time seems to stop.

Can I put my butt in your butt?

Works everytime.

Works everytime

"what dem legs do?"

Are you a Batman villain?

Cause everytime I see you, my dark knight rises.

Are you the Arab Spring?

Cause Everytime I see you, you smell like Jasmine's.

I think I must be a staircase movement sensor.

Because everytime you pass I get turned on.

Hey girl , are you trash?

Cause Everytime I see you , I pick you up.

I’d say you’re a 100 out of 100

But everytime I try to count that high you get me stuck on 69

Hey girl, are you a sneeze?

Because I feel blessed everytime I encounter you.