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Top 48 Deserve Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Deserve pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Can I sing my ABC's to you?

    I give you an A, because you're Awesome.
    A B, because you're Beautiful.
    A C, because you're Confident.
    And I'll give you a D, because you deserve it.

    Edit: Fixed a typo.

  2. You don’t deserve to be kicked around like this.

  3. You may not be the girl I deserve, but you're the one I need.

  4. Girl, you deserve a throne. In the shape of my face. (Thor)

  5. Are you a trashcan?

    Cause' I deserve to be in you.

  6. Hey girl, are you my homework?

    Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream.

    Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night

  7. You are worth more than the ordinary legislative procedure. You deserve a special legislative procedure from me tonight.

  8. I'll buy you spandex and spikes, because you deserve everything nice.

  9. I can say three things you and my pillow have in common

    -both good for cuddling
    -both dress appropriately
    -both deserve to be in my bed with me tonight ;)

  10. I'm gonna sing my ABC's to ya

    I'll give you an A because your amazing, a B because your beautiful, a C because your caring, and I'll give you this D because you deserve it.

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Funny deserve pickup lines

Girl you are beautiful. Ill let you know i know my ABC’s
I’ll give you an A cuz your Awsome
I’ll give you a B because your beautiful
Ill give you a C cuz your confident
And ill give you my D because you Deserve it

I'm honestly not good at math but

I can always give you the value you deserve.

-Sum1 from TikTok

Baby, you're a lot like Earth Day in that you deserve to be celebrated 365 days a year.

God this may seem a little old and NO IT IS NOT ORIGINAL (sadly)

I'll give you an A because your awesome

B because your beautiful

C because your courageous

And I'll give you the D because you deserve it

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Let me sing my abcs to you.

I’ll give you an A cause you’re awesome, a B because you’re beautiful, a C because you’re confident, and I’ll give you this D cause you deserve it.

Hey girl, are you a trash can?
Because trash like me deserve to be in you.

I heard you broke up with your bae

You deserve butter. Cuz you're such a cutie pie

Call me ben

Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

Girl I can sing you the ABC’s

I’ll give an A because your awesome. I’ll give you a B because your beautiful. I’ll give you a C because your confident. And I’ll give you this D because you totally deserve it.

You changed my opinion on chop suey.

Because you don't deserve to die.

If you were mine we'd be going to town right now...

For ice cream because you deserve it!

I can sing my abc’s for you,

I will give you an A because you’re awesome,
a B because you’re beautiful,
a C because you count,
and I will give you this D because you deserve it,


is that a yes?


SHE WANTS THE D!!!!!!!!!

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Working Deserve tinder opener

You deserve a Michelin Star

Cause you’re a 5-star meal

You're so nice I can sing my ABCs to you

A because you're Awesome B because you're Beautiful C because you're Confident and this D because you deserve it

Hey girl, I can sing my ABC's to you

I'll give you an A because your awesome,
I'll give you a B because your beautiful,
I'll give you a C because your confident,
And I'll give you this D because you deserve it.

Girl you're so beautiful I could sing my ABC's

I'll give you an A because you're awesome I'll give you a B because you're beautiful I'll give you a C because you're confident and I'll give you this D because you deserve it

Listen baby girl, I can sing my ABC's to you...

I'll give you an 'A' because you're Awesome, a 'B' because you're Beautiful, a 'C' because you're Cool, and I can give you this 'D' because you Deserve it ;)

I can sing my abcs to you

I'll give you an A because youre awesome
a B because youre beautiful
a C because youre confident
and i'll give you this d because you deserve it

Dam girl, I am gunna spell my ABC's to you!

You get an A because you're awesome.
You get a B because you're beautiful.
You can have a C because you're confident.
But you're gunna get this D because you deserve it!

Girl, you take me back to elementary school.

I say my ABC’s to you.

I give you an A because you’re awesome.
I give you a B because you’re beautiful.
I give you a C because you’re confident.
And, I give you this D because... you deserve it.

Hey girl let’s go over our abc’s

I’ll give you an A because your awesome a B because your beautiful a C because your confident and later I’ll give you this D because you deserve it

Hey girl, I can say my ABCs to you

I'll give you an A because you're Awsome, B because you're Beautiful, C because you're Cleaver, and I can give you this D because you Deserve it!

Hey girl I can sing my ABC's to you

A - because you are awsome
B - because you are beautiful
C- because you are confident

And I would give you a D too because you deserve it