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Top 50 Belong Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Belong pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Ooohh, I see you unattended your bags, I hope you like your personal belongings handled & inspected...

  2. You make me want to go out into the sun. I belong to you.

  3. You belong in Whiterun, because you've stolen my heart.

  4. You belong in an art museum because you're a masterpiece.

  5. Do you belong to a Demon mask, because you've got some Majorass.

  6. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

  7. Girl, why don't you come over to my place . . . of business that is, because women belong in the workplace.

  8. Hello there, Frosting...Oh I'm sorry, you looked like you belonged on my cake.

  9. Girl, you belong in a museum because your kiss is priceless.

  10. Hey girl, are you a trash bin?

    Because i belong in you.

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Funny belong pickup lines

You and me are like nachos with jalapeños.

I'm super cheesy, you're really hot, and we belong together.

I think you belong in prison

Cause you stole my heart

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

You truly belong up here with us in the clouds.

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Whoever designed the QWERTY format keyboard was a prophet:

He knew U and I belong together.

Hey girl, are you my laptop because you’re super hot, it looks like you belong on my lap and I want to play coolmathgames with you.
Alternate variation: Hey girl, are you my laptop because you’re super hot, it looks like you belong on my lap and I want to put my fingers all over you ;)

(For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

Is your name Paris?

Because I think my Eiffel Tower belongs in you

Some say that women belong in the kitchen

But you belong in my heart

Procrastination has nice eyes

Not sure this belongs here, but I sent my friend a picture of me captioned "I am Procrastination embodied" and they replied by saying "Procrastination has really nice eyes".

Made me smile, people can be so nice sometimes :)

Hey are you a backpack?

Because I wanna put my belongings inside of you

We belong together like Daryl Dixon & his crossbow belong together.

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Working Belong tinder opener

The female body is a work of art

And you belong in the Louvre

Thanks for picking it up, I was looking everywhere for it

Here's my phone. Let's get your number back where it belongs

Well I got news for you. You’re mine now! You Belong to ME!

You must be from New Zealand, because cri-Kiwi belong together!

You must be a Bruneian, because Bru n ei belong together.

Hey girl are you a trash can?

Cuz I belong in you

Are you a country road?

Because I want you to take me home to the place where I belong.

I'm going to put you up on the counter

Cause that's where all the snacks belong.

Perfect for potterheads

1. Are you sure this is not platform 9 and three quarters coz i can see us heading towards something magical
2. I don't know is HOGWARTS is real or not but magic is i have seen it in you
3. If you know his/her house then here are some particular
3.1 SLYTHERIN - that STUNNING look of yours you must be a SLYTHERIN
3.2 GRYFFINDOR- are you a GRYFFINDOR coz i can feel your aura and pride
3.3 RAVENCLAW-someone as smart as you belong in ravenclaw no doubt
3.4 HUFFLEPUFF-you are just so adorable and sweet
4. did you just used stupefy on me as i am stunned just by looking at you
5. Are you a basilisk coz a froze at the sight of you
6. Amortentia smells like you

Are you a ninja turtle?

Because I think you belong in this manhole.

Girl are you therapy?

'Cause you're exactly what I need right now.

*Disclaimer: not sure if original or belonging in this sub. Also the real joke is always in the comments so bring it on.*