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Top 49 Belong Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Belong chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Ooohh, I see you unattended your bags, I hope you like your personal belongings handled & inspected...

  2. You make me want to go out into the sun. I belong to you.

  3. You belong in Whiterun, because you've stolen my heart.

  4. You belong in an art museum because you're a masterpiece.

  5. Do you belong to a Demon mask, because you've got some Majorass.

  6. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

  7. Girl, why don't you come over to my place . . . of business that is, because women belong in the workplace.

  8. Hello there, Frosting...Oh I'm sorry, you looked like you belonged on my cake.

  9. Girl, you belong in a museum because your ass is priceless.

  10. Nachos!

    You and me are like nachos with jalapeños. I'm super cheesy, you're really hot, and we belong together.

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I think you belong in prison
Cause you stole my heart

Are you a blender? Because I want to put a baby in you.

I'm not so great with metaphors, I'm happy I met a ten instead.

Are you petrification? because you make my wood rock hard.

My name is America, and you must be the White House, because I wanna put a dick in you and then complain about it to my friends.

Are you Naruto? Because I want Shipudden out for me.

Are you Light Yagami? Because Misa in love with you.

Do you like anime? Because you anime belong together.

You truly belong up here with us in the clouds.

You belong in my wallet

Because there's nothing but 10's in there

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Whoever designed the QWERTY format keyboard was a prophet:

He knew U and I belong together.

Is your name Paris?
Because I think my Eiffel Tower belongs in you

Procrastination has nice eyes

Not sure this belongs here, but I sent my friend a picture of me captioned "I am Procrastination embodied" and they replied by saying "Procrastination has really nice eyes".

Made me smile, people can be so nice sometimes :)

We belong together like Daryl Dixon & his crossbow belong together.

Hey are you a backpack?

Because I wanna put my belongings inside of you

Are you a cat or a dog person?

You better say dogs, because the only thing I do to pussies is murder them

My girlfriend came up with this one. Not sure if it belongs here or r/darkjokes

You belong in the kitchen,

Because you be looking like a snack.


courtesy of jacksepticeye

Thanks for picking it up, I was looking everywhere for it

Here's my phone. Let's get your number back where it belongs

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Working Belong tinder opener

Well I got news for you. You’re mine now! You Belong to ME!

Perfect for potterheads

1. Are you sure this is not platform 9 and three quarters coz i can see us heading towards something magical
2. I don't know is HOGWARTS is real or not but magic is i have seen it in you
3. If you know his/her house then here are some particular
3.1 SLYTHERIN - that STUNNING look of yours you must be a SLYTHERIN
3.2 GRYFFINDOR- are you a GRYFFINDOR coz i can feel your aura and pride
3.3 RAVENCLAW-someone as smart as you belong in ravenclaw no doubt
3.4 HUFFLEPUFF-you are just so adorable and sweet
4. did you just used stupefy on me as i am stunned just by looking at you
5. Are you a basilisk coz a froze at the sight of you
6. Amortentia smells like you

Girl are you therapy?

'Cause you're exactly what I need right now.

*Disclaimer: not sure if original or belonging in this sub. Also the real joke is always in the comments so bring it on.*

[Gay] Are you a ninja turtle?

Because I think you belong in this manhole.

(You can have this, I thought of it today but won’t be using it.)

I'm going to put you up on the counter

Cause that's where all the snacks belong.

Are you a country road?

Because I want you to take me home to the place where I belong.

Hey girl are you a trash can?

Cuz I belong in you

You must be a Bruneian, because Bru n ei belong together.

You must be from New Zealand, because cri-Kiwi belong together!

Rose are #FF000; Violet are #0000FF; All my base are belong to you.

No matter where you want to go, my day belongs to you.