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Top 46 Belong Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Belong chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Ooohh, I see you unattended your bags, I hope you like your personal belongings handled & inspected...

  2. You make me want to go out into the sun. I belong to you.

  3. You belong in Whiterun, because you've stolen my heart.

  4. You belong in an art museum because you're a masterpiece.

  5. Do you belong to a Demon mask, because you've got some Majorass.

  6. Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

  7. Girl, why don't you come over to my place . . . of business that is, because women belong in the workplace.

  8. Hello there, Frosting...Oh I'm sorry, you looked like you belonged on my cake.

  9. Girl, you belong in a museum because your ass is priceless.

  10. Nachos!

    You and me are like nachos with jalapeños. I'm super cheesy, you're really hot, and we belong together.

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I think you belong in prison
Cause you stole my heart

Are you a blender? Because I want to put a baby in you.

I'm not so great with metaphors, I'm happy I met a ten instead.

Are you petrification? because you make my wood rock hard.

My name is America, and you must be the White House, because I wanna put a dick in you and then complain about it to my friends.

Are you Naruto? Because I want Shipudden out for me.

Are you Light Yagami? Because Misa in love with you.

Do you like anime? Because you anime belong together.

You truly belong up here with us in the clouds.

Whoever designed the QWERTY format keyboard was a prophet:

He knew U and I belong together.

Is your name Paris?

Because I think my Eiffel Tower belongs in you

Hey are you a backpack?

Because I wanna put my belongings inside of you

Are you a cat or a dog person?
You better say dogs, because the only thing I do to pussies is murder them

My girlfriend came up with this one. Not sure if it belongs here or r/darkjokes

We belong together like Daryl Dixon & his crossbow belong together.

You belong in the kitchen,

Because you be looking like a snack.


courtesy of jacksepticeye

Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Thanks for picking it up, I was looking everywhere for it

Here's my phone. Let's get your number back where it belongs

The female body is a work of art

And you belong in the Louvre

Well I got news for you. You’re mine now! You Belong to ME!

I'm going to put you up on the counter

Cause that's where all the snacks belong.

Girl are you therapy?

'Cause you're exactly what I need right now.

*Disclaimer: not sure if original or belonging in this sub. Also the real joke is always in the comments so bring it on.*

[Gay] Are you a ninja turtle?

Because I think you belong in this manhole.

(You can have this, I thought of it today but won’t be using it.)

Perfect for potterheads

1. Are you sure this is not platform 9 and three quarters coz i can see us heading towards something magical
2. I don't know is HOGWARTS is real or not but magic is i have seen it in you
3. If you know his/her house then here are some particular
3.1 SLYTHERIN - that STUNNING look of yours you must be a SLYTHERIN
3.2 GRYFFINDOR- are you a GRYFFINDOR coz i can feel your aura and pride
3.3 RAVENCLAW-someone as smart as you belong in ravenclaw no doubt
3.4 HUFFLEPUFF-you are just so adorable and sweet
4. did you just used stupefy on me as i am stunned just by looking at you
5. Are you a basilisk coz a froze at the sight of you
6. Amortentia smells like you

Are you a country road?

Because I want you to take me home to the place where I belong.

Hey girl are you a trash can?

Cuz I belong in you

"Does this belong to you...?"

(Setup: Before you try this you need to preplan and have a piece of jewellery or something with you. IE... bracelet, necklace, etc even if it's plastic junk)

...

"Excuse me does this belong to you?"

(hold out jewellery)

HER: "Nooo???"

"Are you sure?"

HER: "Yeahhh"

"Oh, well I found it at the other end of the bar and the guy there said it belonged to the prettiest girl in the bar, so I figured it was yours"

...

works 100% of the time.

Rose are #FF000; Violet are #0000FF; All my base are belong to you.

No matter where you want to go, my day belongs to you.

starMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message?

How come you're not walking the runway/having a photo shoot? I thought that's where models belonged.

You belong at the top of my pyramid.