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Top 12 Chop Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Chop pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you a tree?

    Because I want to chop you up with an axe and throw you inside of a fireplace

  2. Sunflowers aren’t red, violets aren’t either

    I’m gonna chop you up and put you in a freezer

  3. Wanna go back to my place for some lamb chop lollipop?

  4. I am really sorry about chopping off your boyfriend's arms.

    Need a hug?

  5. You won't be the first cherry tree I've chopped.

  6. Hey girl are you an axe ?

    Because I want you to chop my wood

  7. Hey girl are you a lumberjack?

    Cause I need your help chopping this morning wood ;)

  8. Hey are you a cow

    Because i wanna chop you up and cook you like hamburgers

  9. Roses aren't red, and violets aren't either

    I'm going to chop you up and put you in a freezer

  10. You changed my opinion on chop suey.

    Because you don't deserve to die.

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Funny chop pickup lines

I will let you chop my wood with your mouth

Stand too close to the fire, and you’ll smell like pork chops tomorrow.