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Top 50 Curvy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Curvy pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you butt-dialing?

    Because I swear that ass is calling me

  2. Do you have scoliosis?

    Because you're extra curvy

  3. You're so bold and curvy, if I were with you I'd go Baroque.

  4. You remind me of the luge track,fast, smooth, and curvy.

  5. Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

  6. I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

  7. Hey, girl! You’re like a jelebee.

    Sweet and curvy.

  8. Damn girl, are you the function of sine, because you sure are curvy.

    The function of cosine works too

  9. Are you a sin?

    Cause damn you're curvy

  10. Are you a banana?

    Cause damn you're curvy;)

Funny curvy pickup lines

Hey girl are you y=x^2
Cause you’re curvy

Curvy is beauty.

Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass!

Do you have an inhaler? Because you've got ass ma.

Do you like Pizza? because I want a pizza dat ass

Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember that curves.

Girl don't stop. Keep flaunting your curves!

Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.

Girl, yuh look like a bottle a maple syrup....THICK.

Guy: Fat Penguin. Girl: What? Guy: I thought I'd just say something that would break the ice.

Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.

Heat makes things expand... so I don't have a weight problem... I am just hot!

Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?

Hey do you have an inhaler? Because you got that ass ma!

Hey gorgeous, don't be selfish and hide your curves.

Hey sexy and ripped.

Honey just by seeing you from behind I know you're a well-rounded person

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small pacakges.

I don't care that you used to be fat, just come here and let me eat that cake!

I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For being sexy.

I have the stamina of a jolly, fat man — I can go all night long.

I hope your day is as exciting as your curves.

I like my girls curvy and dirty.