Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?

Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?

Hey girl, are you a pirate?

Because you put the curvy in scurvy ;)

Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt.

The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.

Your curves are like a powerful tsunami, sweeping over my heart with beauty and grace.

"Your stunning smile and hypnotic beauty are overqualified for any heart, can mine be your perfect size?"

"Your radiant skin and curvy silhouette are the canvas, but those mesmerizing eyes are truly the masterpiece."

Like a river flowing with grace, your curves leave me in awe, younger she laughed.

"Your stunning hourglass figure isn't just perfect for cuddles, it's a mesmerizing neck breaker that stands out perfectly for me."

Your curves like rolling hills, so elegant and fine, Mandarin princess, you're truly one of a kind.

Are you a beautiful melody? Because your curves dance like a symphony.

Tomorrow I will discover a treasure, in your curves that bring me pleasure.

"Your curvaceous figure has me hypnotized, gorgeous. How about we explore if you're as cuddle-worthy as you look?"

"In a world of angles and lines, your curves shine like Giannis in the paint - breathtaking and divine."

Your body's grace and strength combine, an Olympian goddess, oh so divine.

Your curves are a masterpiece, a work of art divine,
May I be the lucky one to trace each graceful line?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your curves are perfect, just like you.

Your curves are like a work of art, enhancing the office with beauty that sets us apart.

Like a blooming rose, your curves are divine, young beauty, won't you be mine?

Are you a smoothie? Because you've got all the right curves in all the right places.

Your curves flow like a river, strong and graceful, just like a judoka's perfect technique.

Your curves are like a melody, sweet and divine, making me wish you were forever mine.

"Your stunning hourglass figure is a neck breaker - it's the perfect size to lose myself in."

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life, especially with those curves.

"Fat? I prefer to think of it as curvy. Besides, confidence is the most attractive trait—trust me, you’ve got it in spades."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...especially when you're thicker than a snicker."

"Your radiant smile and hourglass figure are a rarity - a perfect fit for my arms and my one and only dream."

Like a graceful swan in flight, your curves are a breathtaking sight.

"Fancy a late-night adventure, Nurse Kim? Your eyes sparkle brighter than any emergency room's lights."

"Seeing your stunning hourglass shape and enchanting smile is a neck breaker; you're the perfect size for my dreams."

"Are you a shot put? Because your curves are so divine, I can't resist your every line."

Tomorrow I will dish on your curves, like a painter admiring his muse, you leave me utterly transfixed.

"You must be made of sugar and spice because every curve of yours is so nice."

In a world of straight lines, your curves stand out beautifully, younger she laughed.

Your body's like a football pitch, girl - perfect curves that I can't resist.

Your curves glisten like the morning dew, in awe of you, my heart beats anew.

"Your curves are a symphony, like Giannis on the court, you're a masterpiece of beauty and grace."

Your beauty shines like the ocean's reflection, a mesmerizing sight in every direction.

In your youth, laughter dances in your eyes, a beauty so radiant it lights up the skies.

"Your radiant smile and intoxicating curves are a rarity, darling; they make you the perfect cuddle buddy for my arms."

Your curves flow like a river, so graceful and divine, I could get lost in them for all time.

"Your radiant smile and hourglass figure are a hypnotic combination, making you the perfect cuddle buddy for me."

"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for your curves and can't resist melting."

"You're short, beautiful and curvy - like the perfect trophy I'd always want to win in every soccer match."

"In your allure, even the stars dim, your radiant skin and curvy frame make every other lady seem grim."

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. Mind if I surrender and get your number?"

Your back is a winding road, leading me to admire the beauty you behold.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your curves are angelic and irresistible.

In your curves, I find beauty untold, like a masterpiece of pure gold.

Like Giannis, your curves are perfection, a masterpiece in every direction.

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your mesmerizing curves, they're like the perfect cuddle roadmap for my arms."

"Are you a salsa? Because whenever you speak, it's like my heart is doing the cha-cha-cha in delight."

Just like a winding river, your curves possess a natural grace that captivates and enchants me.

Love your curves and all your edges, I love your perfect imperfections.

"Your captivating smile and hypnotic curves have me lost in time; are you my forever cuddle buddy material?"

Your curves are a work of art, a masterpiece that stole my heart.

"Your curves are a masterpiece, perfectly sculpted for my arms; are you accepting applications for a full-time cuddle buddy?"

"Is your mom an architect? Cause you're a perfectly built, diamond in the rough with curves that put the best designs to shame."

In your curves, beauty cascades like a showering cascade, stunning and captivating with every sway.

Your curves are like a winning race, in this Olympic of beauty, you take first place.

I am loving your body, because good things don't come in small packages.

Hey, girl! You’re like a jelebee.

Sweet and curvy.

Like Real Madrid's skilled players, you've got the perfect curves - a winning combination.

In the dojo or out, your curves are pure perfection. Let's share a mat and create connection.

"Is your voice GPS? Because every time you talk, I find myself lost in the curves of your sweet Latin accent."

"If beauty were a spectrum, your glowing light skin, curvy elegance, and captivating eyes would define perfection."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, especially when you wear that smile and those captivating curves."

"With your stunning beauty and perfect hourglass figure, you're overqualified for being just the one and only eye-catcher."

Your curves flow like a gentle breeze, captivating me with such ease.

"With your stunning beauty and mesmerizing figure, you're not just thicker than a snicker, you're the envy of everyone."

Varvara, your curves are like a melody, each one a sweet symphony that captivates me completely.

Your curves tomorrow will become my art, a masterpiece to admire from every angle, a work of pure perfection.

Are you a judo queen, with curves so fine?
Because in your arms, I'd love to intertwine.

"Are you made of curves? Because damn, you've got me feeling all kinds of shapes."

Your silhouette in the shower, a masterpiece in motion, like art in fluid perfection, a breathtaking potion.

Feeling the waves of your curves like a gentle tsunami, you captivate me effortlessly.

Are you a curvy road? Because I can't help but want to take the long way around you.

Your youthful beauty shines so bright, like a star in the night, you're a stunning sight.

In water's embrace, your curves glisten with grace, in the shower's space, you light up the place.

"Your curvy hourglass figure and dazzling smile are a perfect match for me, just like a hypnotizing, stunning masterpiece."

"A curvy woman who can cook? Sounds like a dangerously delicious combination to me."

Are you a spreadsheet? Because your curves are calculated perfectly, making my workday complete.

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven with those curvy hips and angelic curves?

"Your beautiful smile and curvy figure draw me in, but it's your mesmerizing presence that has me hypnotized."

"I'm not a doctor, Kim, but your stunning pink gaze has my heart beating out of rhythm."

Your curves are as enchanting as a Real Madrid's victory, I am hooked on your beauty.

Your curves are like a flowing river, gracefully powerful just like your judo moves.

"With your hourglass figure and gorgeous features, you're more than just cuddle buddy material, you're the queen worth my everything."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I hear your voice, everyone else disappears."

"You're the perfect combination of adorable and irresistible; cute, quirky, and curvy with a charm that's undeniably captivating."

Your body's curves, a work of art, just like Giannis, you steal my heart.

"Your mesmerizing beauty breaks necks, but it's your perfect size curves that have me hypnotized. Fancy being my one of a kind?"

"Your radiant smile and intoxicating curves define perfection; you're the stunning hourglass figure that fits flawlessly in my arms."

With curves like a flowing river, your beauty is beyond compare, my dear.

In the golden hour's glow, your curves steal the show, a masterpiece in every line.

Your curves are a work of art, like the graceful throws in judo. Can I be your training partner?

"Your light skin glows brighter than a moonlit night, your curves are my roadmap to paradise, and those gorgeous eyes? They're my compass."

Like a tsunami in the sea, your curves crash into me, setting my heart free.

Your curves flow like a river, graceful and strong, just like a judoka in the ring all along.

Your curves are like a graceful dance,
I'm mesmerized by your judo stance.

Your curves in motion, a sight to behold, like a judoka's smooth throw on the mat.

"Your radiant smile and hypnotic curves make my heart race; are you sure it's legal to be this stunningly beautiful?"

"Is that smile your secret weapon? Because with your curvy figure, you're a hypnotic masterpiece I can't resist."

"With curves that stunning, you're not just a 10, you're a perfect hourglass and my ideal cuddle buddy."

"Is your heart as curvy as my love interest? Cause it's got my attention in all the right ways."

Your curves are a work of art, each dip and swell a masterpiece that steals my heart.

Are you a tsunami, with curves so divine? Your beauty washes over me like the tide.

"With each curve you possess, like a shot put's finesse, my heart is put to the test."

"Are you a smooth curve? Because you've got me going around in circles admiring you."

With every move you make, it's clear to see, a curvy judoka, fierce and free.

"Radiant as sun, your curves are a poem, love to be the verse that gets to cuddle around them?"

Your youthful spirit and curves make my heart skip a beat, you're a radiant treat.

Like a river winding gently through the land, your beauty meanders, enchanting and grand.

Like the waves of the sea, your curves are divine, a sight so lovely, I'm glad you're mine.

Your curves are a force of nature, like a tsunami's wave, powerful and breathtakingly alluring.

"Your radiant beauty and hypnotic smile create an irresistible pull; if looking at you is a crime, I'm guilty."

Like the gentle waves of the sea, your curves captivate me.

"Are you a magnet? Because I can't seem to resist being pulled towards your youthful charm."

Are you a river? Because like you, my heart flows swiftly and beautifully towards your curves.

"Your hypnotic smile and gorgeous body make you not just beautiful, but a one-of-a-kind, neck-breaking masterpiece."

Your beauty shines like a judo champion, strong and graceful in every single way.

"Your mesmerizing smile and intoxicating curves are like a sonnet, perfect in form and made for my arms only."

Your curves are a masterpiece, my sweet, youthful muse, dancing under the moon's gentle fuse.

"I've always had a thing for curvy women who can cook. Something about those culinary skills really spices things up."

Are you a GPS? Because I'm lost in your curves and I need directions to your heart.

In your curves, beauty and grace entwine,
A sight so lovely, truly divine.

"Your stunning smile and perfect curves are a neck breaker, babe. Are you overqualified for being my one-of-a-kind love?"

"Do you speak Spanish? Because my heart just hola'd at your cute face and curves."

Your curves are like a tidal wave, crashing into my heart. I'm swept away by your allure.

"Your voice, a sweet song, your eyes, a starry place, oh Latina belleza, you're curvaceous grace."