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Top 35 Thick Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thick pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey did you fire missiles at Gaza?

    Because your booty Israely thick

  2. Damn girl, you're as thick as my protein shake.

  3. What’s big long and thick? ......

    That’s right a subway sub and that’s not the only 6inch you’ll be getting

  4. Are you a Stephen King novel?

    Because you thick as hell and scare the shit out of me

  5. I like my women like I like my glasses: Thick and black.

  6. Those curves got me feelin’ like I’m Disturbed

    Because I am Down With The Thickness

  7. You are honey , babygirl.

    Sweet, thick, brown and shiny

  8. If thick thighs save lives then you must be the lifeguard at swim lessons

  9. Hey girl are you a sedimentary rock

    Because you’re miles thick

  10. Are you a relative of wheat ?

    Coz you're as thick as an oatmeal

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Funny thick pickup lines

Hey girl. Are you ice cream?
Because you’re sweet, thick and I’d love to eat you up.

You remind me of recently microwaved clam chowder

Because you are hot, white and thick.

I feel like I'm a pizza

7 inches, thick, loaded with cheese, and I'm all you need ;)

Do you like disturbed?

Yeah.

Good, because I’m trying to get down with the thickness.

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You fire missiles at Gaza?

Cuz that booty Israel thick

Roses are red, my dick’s super thick
If we ever hooked up, you’d be two halves of one chick

Your ass is like a burger patty

Thick, Tender and Juicy

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.

Alan Thicke would approve

Gurrrrl... is your name Alan cause you sure are Thicke...

Girl, ya look like a bottle of maple syrup... THICK!

You are like the perfect indian taco:

thick on the bottom and light on the top

Are you cheese burst?

Cause I can eat anything that is, thick, white and salty.

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You must be flex seal liquid,

Cuz you're super thick.

My head is under water, but I'm breathing fine. You are thick and I'm out of my mind.

For a lot of thick white girls, every Friday is Black Friday.

That honey is thick and runny on your fingers. Mmmmm…

Hey baby, I like my women like I like my anthropology. Thick and cultural.

Want a taste of this thick tonkotsu broth made with sweet lovin?

When the darkness rolls in, I’ll be there through thick and thin.

I love curvy women – you are big, sexy, thick, wide and beautiful.

Girl, yuh look like a bottle a maple syrup....THICK.

Damn sexy thick!

I'd pick you over a thick envelope any day.