Top 30 Thick Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thick pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Thick conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey did you fire missiles at Gaza?
Because your booty Israely thick
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What’s big long and thick? ......
That’s right a subway sub and that’s not the only 6inch you’ll be getting
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I like my women like I like my glasses: Thick and black.
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Those curves got me feelin’ like I’m Disturbed
Because I am Down With The Thickness
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You are honey , babygirl.
Sweet, thick, brown and shiny
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If thick thighs save lives then you must be the lifeguard at swim lessons
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Hey girl are you a sedimentary rock
Because you’re miles thick
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Are you a relative of wheat ?
Coz you're as thick as an oatmeal
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Hey girl. Are you ice cream?
Because you’re sweet, thick and I’d love to eat you up.
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You remind me of recently microwaved clam chowder
Because you are hot, white and thick.
Funny thick pickup lines
I feel like I'm a pizza
7 inches, thick, loaded with cheese, and I'm all you need ;)
Do you like disturbed?
Yeah.
Good, because I’m trying to get down with the thickness.
You fire missiles at Gaza?
Cuz that booty Israel thick
Your kiss is like a burger patty
Thick, Tender and Juicy
Girl, ya look like a bottle of maple syrup... THICK!
Alan Thicke would approve
Gurrrrl... is your name Alan cause you sure are Thicke...
Are you cheese burst?
Cause I can eat anything that is, thick, white and salty.
You must be flex seal liquid,
Cuz you're super thick.
Hey girl are you a text book
Because you sure are thick and stuffed with knowledge
You are like the perfect indian taco:
thick on the bottom and light on the top
Hey baby, I like my women like I like my anthropology. Thick and cultural.
Want a taste of this thick tonkotsu broth made with sweet lovin?
I'd pick you over a thick envelope any day.
Girl, yuh look like a bottle a maple syrup....THICK.
I love curvy women – you are big, sexy, thick, wide and beautiful.
My head is under water, but I'm breathing fine. You are thick and I'm out of my mind.
For a lot of thick white girls, every Friday is Black Friday.
That honey is thick and runny on your fingers. Mmmmm…