Top 28 Thick Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thick pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Damn girl, you're as thick as my protein shake.
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Are you a Stephen King novel?
Because you thick as hell and scare the shit out of me
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I like my women like I like my glasses: Thick and black.
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Those curves got me feelin’ like I’m Disturbed
Because I am Down With The Thickness
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You are honey , babygirl.
Sweet, thick, brown and shiny
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Hey girl are you a sedimentary rock
Because you’re miles thick
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Hey girl. Are you ice cream?
Because you’re sweet, thick and I’d love to eat you up.
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You remind me of recently microwaved clam chowder
Because you are hot, white and thick.
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Damn girl, are you related to yellow pages?
Bcs you’re thick as hell and I want to open you up.
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Roses are red, my dick’s super thick
If we ever hooked up, you’d be two halves of one chick
Funny thick pickup lines
Your ass is like a burger patty
Thick, Tender and Juicy
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? I just want to make sure my eyeliner is on thick enough.
Alan Thicke would approve
Gurrrrl... is your name Alan cause you sure are Thicke...
Girl, ya look like a bottle of maple syrup... THICK!
Hey girl are you a text book
Because you sure are thick and stuffed with knowledge
Are you cheese burst?
Cause I can eat anything that is, thick, white and salty.
My head is under water, but I'm breathing fine. You are thick and I'm out of my mind.
For a lot of thick white girls, every Friday is Black Friday.
That honey is thick and runny on your fingers. Mmmmm…
Hey baby, I like my women like I like my anthropology. Thick and cultural.
You are like the perfect indian taco: thick on the bottom and light on the top
Want a taste of this thick tonkotsu broth made with sweet lovin?
I love curvy women – you are big, sexy, thick, wide and beautiful.
Damn sexy thick!
Girl, yuh look like a bottle a maple syrup....THICK.
I'd pick you over a thick envelope any day.