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Top 30 Thick Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thick pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Thick conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey did you fire missiles at Gaza?

    Because your booty Israely thick

  2. What’s big long and thick? ......

    That’s right a subway sub and that’s not the only 6inch you’ll be getting

  3. I like my women like I like my glasses: Thick and black.

  4. Those curves got me feelin’ like I’m Disturbed

    Because I am Down With The Thickness

  5. You are honey , babygirl.

    Sweet, thick, brown and shiny

  6. If thick thighs save lives then you must be the lifeguard at swim lessons

  7. Hey girl are you a sedimentary rock

    Because you’re miles thick

  8. Are you a relative of wheat ?

    Coz you're as thick as an oatmeal

  9. Hey girl. Are you ice cream?

    Because you’re sweet, thick and I’d love to eat you up.

  10. You remind me of recently microwaved clam chowder

    Because you are hot, white and thick.

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I feel like I'm a pizza
7 inches, thick, loaded with cheese, and I'm all you need ;)

Do you like disturbed?


Good, because I’m trying to get down with the thickness.

You fire missiles at Gaza?

Cuz that booty Israel thick

Your kiss is like a burger patty

Thick, Tender and Juicy

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Girl, ya look like a bottle of maple syrup... THICK!

Alan Thicke would approve
Gurrrrl... is your name Alan cause you sure are Thicke...

Are you cheese burst?

Cause I can eat anything that is, thick, white and salty.

You must be flex seal liquid,

Cuz you're super thick.

Hey girl are you a text book

Because you sure are thick and stuffed with knowledge

You are like the perfect indian taco:

thick on the bottom and light on the top

Hey baby, I like my women like I like my anthropology. Thick and cultural.

Want a taste of this thick tonkotsu broth made with sweet lovin?

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I'd pick you over a thick envelope any day.

Girl, yuh look like a bottle a maple syrup....THICK.

I love curvy women – you are big, sexy, thick, wide and beautiful.

My head is under water, but I'm breathing fine. You are thick and I'm out of my mind.

For a lot of thick white girls, every Friday is Black Friday.

That honey is thick and runny on your fingers. Mmmmm…