Are you a coconut?

Cause I want to smash you on the table till the white stuff comes out

Give me 10 minutes, some Barry white, massage oil and scented candles and I'll have you believing in the Big Bang!

Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.

My name is Shaun White.

Honey, you must be a White Mage because looking at you I get a Raise.

Hey baby, want to see a fusion between my white Dragon and your Dark Hole?

I’ve got a bottle of red, a bottle of white

want to have a love scene in an Italian restaurant?

Baby, you better quit your job at the White Lotus. You're about to be deflowered.

"Call me toothpaste"

Girl-"Why?"

Cuz I am really good at putting white on your smile

I have white coat syndrome... I'm only attracted to men with white coats.

Has anyone ever told you that you're like a baby white dwarf star?

Incredibly hot!

Are you a Blue Eyes White Dragon? Because you're perfect.

I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.

Sounds the War of 1812 ? I’ll light your White House on fire...

I'm gonna make you come faster than police in white neighborhoods.

White young ladies that wear yoga pants…Goddamn.

You got some cookies? Let me pour some of my white sugar frosting to make them sugar cookies.

Are you a deadly pathogen? Coz my white blood cell cannot stop you from coming into my mind.

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!

Come here and watapon my kuriboh so I can white lightning near your blue eyes.

Hey, I heard Asian girl loves white guys, it's true huh?

You're the Jesse pinkman to my Walter white.

Babe, I will forever be your white knight.

Oreos, it's plain as white & black, you are the only love for me.

Babe by the time I am done, I will turn your white sugar into brown sugar.

Are you Walter White?

Because we got chemistry together.

Babe you want some Oreo? You could lick my white cream any time.

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, I got some sweet white chocolate.

I like my women like I like my rice

White and s**... (works better if you're asian)

Are you a white walker? Because you sure do know how to raise the dead.

Are you a build-a-bear? Because I want to fill you with my white stuff.

Girl, you're my great white whale, and you make my d**... be mo'.

I'd travel to the bottom of the 9 Hells and back to see your pure white smile like the Reghed Glacier.

I'm no Dentist...

But I wouldn't mind drilling and filling your mouth with sticky white stuff

Hey Love! Can I see the fusion between your Dark Hole and my white Dragon?

You must always get cast as Snow White, because you have so much “talent”.

Are you a dandelion?

Because I want to blow you and get your white stuff in my hair.

"Hey Tameka, are you my white tee? Because I don't want you to leave any heart stains on me."

Can't wait to see how stunning you look in it! White is definitely your color 💫

"Are you a laundry expert? Because I'm just like a white tee, needing your love to keep me fresh and clean."

"You look stunning in that white wig, but I bet you'd look even better without it."

"Snow White, with lips as red as a rose, can I be the prince to wake you up with a passionate prose?"

"Are you Snow White? Because even the fairest in the land could not match your captivating charm."

"Just like a white tee, I'd make sure our love remains spotless and wrinkle-free."

"I might be a red flag, but with you, I'm ready to wave white and surrender to your beauty."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because I'm a white tee that could use your gentle, loving touch."

That white outline of yours makes me want to color outside the lines with you.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, just like in esports.

"Are you Gorilla Glue? Cause every time I see you, I'm stuck in this crazy, white-hot romance."

"Are you a coloring book? Because I can't help but want to fill in those lines."

"Are you a white tee? Because I promise not to stain you, just add a layer of love!"

"Hey gorgeous, that white dress is doing wonders, but your smile? That's the real show stopper here."

"Are you a rainbow? Because my life was black and white until I met you, now it's in full color!"

"Is your aura so bright that even your outline glows? Because I'm hypnotized by it."

"Hey Snow White, I may not be Prince Charming, but can I offer you an apple that doesn't put you to sleep?"

Are you a crystal? Because you're so pure, I feel like Walter White trying to cook!

"Is your name Tameka? Because you handle me like a precious white tee, with all love and no dirt."

"Just like my favorite white tee, I can't help but want to keep you close without any blemishes."

"I can't help but notice the way that white outline makes you stand out even more in the crowd."

"If you're Snow White, can I be your Prince Charming who'll wake you up with a love-filled smile every morning?"

"Are you Snow White? Because even without seven dwarfs, you light up my world with your enchanting beauty."

"Do you have a halo, or is that white outline just your natural glow?"

"Hey Snow White, do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again with my charming smile?"

"Hey girl, are you my homework? 'Cause I can't seem to keep my eyes off of that math...ematical curve!"

"Is your life a silent film? Because our love story could turn it into an Oscar-winning black and white comedy."

"Wearing your favorite colors makes you even more stunning, Glennys. Mind if I buy you a drink?"

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because my white tee heart needs your love to stay clean and bright."

"Wow, you're like a science textbook with a pulse. I'm seriously impressed by your knowledge!"

"Are you a laundry expert? Cause I'm like a white tee, needing your tender care to avoid any dirt."

"Just like an apple from Snow White, one kiss from you and I'd never wake up."

"In this colorful world, your love for black and white makes you the most captivating masterpiece."

"Just like Snow White, one bite of your sweet lips and I'd willingly fall under your enchanting spell."

Since I’m all about the cookie, how ’bout a little white frosting?

"Chloelle, your radiance in white matches perfectly with my desire for quality time and affection. Let's make magic happen."

"Do you have an apple? Because just like Snow White, one bite and I'm completely enchanted by you."

"Like Snow White's apple, one look at you and I'm utterly enchanted, craving to taste your forbidden sweetness."

"Just like this club, I have a thing for tan, especially when it enhances your stunning features."

I have a feeling that white dress won't be the only thing leaving me breathless tonight.

Haha, maybe Trump should start a reality show in jail - "The White Housewives of Cellblock D." 🤣

"Did you just fall from heaven? Because that white outfit makes you look like an angel without wings."

"You in that white dress - a vision of beauty that brightens up the whole room."

Your beauty shines like a snowflake, pure and bright. In a world of color, you stand out just right.

"Call me your white tee, 'cause just like you never want to stain it, I never want to lose your precious love."

"If I'm the prince, will you be my Snow White? Because when you're around, it feels like I've bitten the magic apple of love."

"Are you a work of art? Because you've got that beautiful white outline framing your perfection."

"Hey Snow White, even the seven dwarfs couldn't outshine your beauty. Care to share an apple with me?"

"If I were a prince, I'd cross seven mountains and seven forests just to find a girl as beautiful as you."

"In that scintillating white dress, you're not just stealing the spotlight, you're becoming my entire universe."

Are you a picture in a fairy tale book? Because you look absolutely enchanting in that white dress.

"Your style in white is so captivating, it's made my heart go from bumble to thunderstruck."

"Like Snow White in the forest, your charm has me lost in wonder. Can I be your Prince Charming?"

"Is your name Chicken? Because I can't resist wanting to savor every moment with you, feline and all!"

"Are you Snow White? Because you bring magic and color into my once grayscale life."

Haha, a white wig would definitely make for an interesting look! But I'm sure you'd still look amazing in anything. 😉

Are you a pure white pussy? Because you're absolutely purrfect to me.

"Hey Snow White, I must be a dwarf because I've been digging your beauty all night."

"Amidst ocean waves, your grace does unfold, in that dress of pure white, a vision to behold."

"Just like Snow White, you've got me spellbound. Care to share an apple and let our fairy tale begin?"

"I must be dreaming because you're the only one with that mesmerizing white glow around you."

That white dress looks stunning on you, like a canvas for my kisses under the moonlight.

"Are you a white lion? Because I just spotted you and I can't help but roar with excitement!"

"Your hazel eyes and brunette hair are far more captivating than any Tolstoy novel I've ever read."

"Like Gorilla Glue, I stick to commitments... so how about we bond in a love as strong and white as adhesive?"

If Taylor Swift wrote a song about you, it would be called 'Flawless and Fearless'.

"In a white dress, you grace the sand, with beauty so pure, like a sun-kissed land."

"Is that a halo or just the outline of your angelic beauty? Either way, I'm mesmerized."

"Is your name Snow White? Because every time I see you, my heart beats like it's trying to out-run a huntsman."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because I'm a white tee that needs your love to stay spotless and shining."

"Hey Snow White, even the seven dwarfs can't compete with the magic we could create together."

"Just like Snow White, you're the fairest of them all, making my heart race faster than a sled in the snow."

"Hey Snow White, ever wondered what it's like to kiss a prince? Let me show you the royal treatment."

Excuse me, but you have a radiant aura with that white outline around you. Mind if I join?

Excuse me, Alicia, but seeing you in that white dress is like witnessing a beautiful angel gracing Earth with her presence.

"Just like Snow White, your beauty could awaken any heart, even one that's been asleep for a hundred years."

"Well, I'm always up for adventure! Let's see who raises the white flag first."

Who knows, maybe he'll end up on a reality show about life after the White House instead! 🤣 So, what's your take on Area 51?

"Just like my favorite white tee, I can't resist the urge to be worn out by your beauty, Tameka."

"In that white dress, you're not just a dream. You're my provocative midnight fantasy come to life."

Girl, we are Oreos. You are my better half, and I got the white cream for you.

Your white top complements your grace,
In it, you're a vision that I embrace.

"Hey Tameka, like a white tee in a spaghetti contest, I'm risking it all just hoping you won't leave me stained."

"Are you a washing machine? Because I can't resist how you make my white tee...and heart, sparkle clean!"

"That white netted dress is stunning, but it's no match for your natural beauty shining through."

"Are you Snow White? Because you've enchanted my heart with just one glance, more beautiful than any fairytale."

"Chloelle, your radiance in white is captivating. Let's spend some quality time and bask in affection together."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because every time I see you, my life becomes as fresh and bright as a white tee."

"Are you a white tee? Because I promise not to spill my cheesy pick-up lines on you."

"Are you Snow White? 'Cause every time I see you, it feels like the fairest moment of my day."

Can I call you Snow White? Because you've got me feeling high all night.

"Hey Snow White, is your heart as pure as your beauty? Because I've been searching for a love that's true."