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Top 50 White Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty White pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a coconut?

    Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out

  2. Give me 10 minutes, some Barry white, massage oil and scented candles and I'll have you believing in the Big Bang!

  3. Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.

  4. My name is Shaun White.

  5. Baby, your teeth are as white as my rice.

  6. Is your name Walter White?

    Cause you need me, bitch.

  7. Honey, you must be a White Mage because looking at you I get a Raise.

  8. Eh girl you like snow? Because I plan on giving you a white christmas.

  9. Hey baby, want to see a fusion between my white Dragon and your Dark Hole?

  10. I’ve got a bottle of red, a bottle of white

    want to have a love scene in an Italian restaurant?

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Funny white pickup lines

Baby, you better quit your job at the White Lotus. You're about to be deflowered.

Girl, you're like a New York City skyscraper: I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you.

I have white coat syndrome... I'm only attracted to men with white coats.

I like my girls like I like my rice white, hot and steamy.

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I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.

Sounds the War of 1812 ? I’ll light your White House on fire...

I'm gonna make you come faster than police in white neighborhoods.

White young ladies that wear yoga pants…Goddamn.

I'm just a panda looking for a white boy.

I call my penis the noble hierarch. It gets bigger whenever I send it to the red zone and I can tap it for white mana.

Are you a deadly pathogen? Coz my white blood cell cannot stop you from coming into my mind.

You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!

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Working White tinder opener

Hey, I heard Asian girl loves white guys, it's true huh?

You're the Jesse pinkman to my Walter white.

I like my women like I like my rice

White and steamy (works better if you're asian)

Are you a white walker? Because you sure do know how to raise the dead.

Want to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire.

I'm no Dentist...

But I wouldn't mind drilling and filling your mouth with sticky white stuff

You must always get cast as Snow White, because you have so much “talent”.

Are you a dandelion?

Because I want to blow you and get your white stuff in my hair.

If you jingle my bells,

i'll give you a white christmas.

Are you a blender? Because I want to put a baby in you.

I'm not so great with metaphors, I'm happy I met a ten instead.

Are you petrification? because you make my wood rock hard.

My name is America, and you must be the White House, because I wanna put a dick in you and then complain about it to my friends.

Are you Naruto? Because I want Shipudden out for me.

Are you Light Yagami? Because Misa in love with you.

Do you like anime? Because you anime belong together.

If I had to choose between having a Republican President in the White House, or never being able to see your cleavage again, I'd be stumped.