Are you a coconut?

Cause I want to smash you on the table till the white stuff comes out

Give me 10 minutes, some Barry white, massage oil and scented candles and I'll have you believing in the Big Bang!

Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.

My name is Shaun White.

Honey, you must be a White Mage because looking at you I get a Raise.

Hey baby, want to see a fusion between my white Dragon and your Dark Hole?

I’ve got a bottle of red, a bottle of white

want to have a love scene in an Italian restaurant?

Baby, you better quit your job at the White Lotus. You're about to be deflowered.

I have white coat syndrome... I'm only attracted to men with white coats.

"Call me toothpaste"

Girl-"Why?"

Cuz I am really good at putting white on your smile

Has anyone ever told you that you're like a baby white dwarf star?

Incredibly hot!

Are you a Blue Eyes White Dragon? Because you're perfect.

I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.

Sounds the War of 1812 ? I’ll light your White House on fire...

I'm gonna make you come faster than police in white neighborhoods.

White young ladies that wear yoga pants…Goddamn.

You got some cookies? Let me pour some of my white sugar frosting to make them sugar cookies.

Are you a deadly pathogen? Coz my white blood cell cannot stop you from coming into my mind.

You sure have white teeth, you must brush em!

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

Come here and watapon my kuriboh so I can white lightning near your blue eyes.

Hey, I heard Asian girl loves white guys, it's true huh?

You're the Jesse pinkman to my Walter white.

Babe, I will forever be your white knight.

Oreos, it's plain as white & black, you are the only love for me.

Babe by the time I am done, I will turn your white sugar into brown sugar.

Are you Walter White?

Because we got chemistry together.

Babe you want some Oreo? You could lick my white cream any time.

I like my women like I like my rice

White and s**... (works better if you're asian)

Are you a white walker? Because you sure do know how to raise the dead.

Want to play War of 1812? I'll light your White House on fire.

Are you a build-a-bear? Because I want to fill you with my white stuff.

Girl, you're my great white whale, and you make my d**... be mo'.

I'm no Dentist...

But I wouldn't mind drilling and filling your mouth with sticky white stuff

I'd travel to the bottom of the 9 Hells and back to see your pure white smile like the Reghed Glacier.

You must always get cast as Snow White, because you have so much “talent”.

Hey Love! Can I see the fusion between your Dark Hole and my white Dragon?

Are you a dandelion?

Because I want to blow you and get your white stuff in my hair.

"Wow, you're like a science textbook with a pulse. I'm seriously impressed by your knowledge!"

"Snow White, with lips as red as a rose, can I be the prince to wake you up with a passionate prose?"

"Hey Snow White, I may not be Prince Charming, but can I offer you an apple that doesn't put you to sleep?"

"Your style in white is so captivating, it's made my heart go from bumble to thunderstruck."

"Are you a rainbow? Because my life was black and white until I met you, now it's in full color!"

"Is your name Tameka? Because you handle me like a precious white tee, with all love and no dirt."

"Hey Snow White, even the seven dwarfs couldn't outshine your beauty. Care to share an apple with me?"

"Just like Snow White, one bite of your sweet lips and I'd willingly fall under your enchanting spell."

"If I'm the prince, will you be my Snow White? Because when you're around, it feels like I've bitten the magic apple of love."

"Are you a laundry expert? Because I'm just like a white tee, needing your love to keep me fresh and clean."

"Is that white lingerie from Unicorn Dreams Collection? Because I've been fantasizing about a magical creature like you."

"In that scintillating white dress, you're not just stealing the spotlight, you're becoming my entire universe."

"Hey Snow White, do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again with my charming smile?"

"I might be a red flag, but with you, I'm ready to wave white and surrender to your beauty."

Since I’m all about the cookie, how ’bout a little white frosting?

"Are you Snow White? Because even without seven dwarfs, you light up my world with your enchanting beauty."

"Is your brother recruiting for his team? Because I'm definitely scoring points each time I see you."

"Do you prefer red or white? Because with pizza like me, any wine pairs perfectly."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because I'm a white tee that could use your gentle, loving touch."

"Are you a laundry expert? Cause I'm like a white tee, needing your tender care to avoid any dirt."

"Hey Tameka, are you my white tee? Because I don't want you to leave any heart stains on me."

"If I were a prince, I'd cross seven mountains and seven forests just to find a girl as beautiful as you."

"Hey girl, are you my homework? 'Cause I can't seem to keep my eyes off of that math...ematical curve!"

"Are you a white tee? Because I promise not to stain you, just add a layer of love!"

"In this colorful world, your love for black and white makes you the most captivating masterpiece."

"Did you just fall from heaven? Because that white outfit makes you look like an angel without wings."

"Are you Snow White? Because even the fairest in the land could not match your captivating charm."

"If you're Snow White, can I be your Prince Charming who'll wake you up with a love-filled smile every morning?"

"Do you have an apple? Because just like Snow White, one bite and I'm completely enchanted by you."