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Top 18 Dish Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dish pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.


    Cuz I feel the need to do you...

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  2. You must be one spicy dish because you’re making my heart burn.

  3. Meet me at the water dish, I'll buy you a drink.

  4. Damn girl, your mom make so tasty dishes

    And you're one of them :)

  5. Girl I want you to be to me what a spider is to a fly

    And suck my brains out!

    (Made this up last night whilst washing the dishes thinking about spiders, no idea where my brain went)

  6. Are you my dishes?

    cause i wanna wet u and do you all night.

  7. Let's to go your favourite place to grab a bite

    Even if I don't like dishes there, I can have you

  8. Not one fish or blue fish Nor a Grinch and a Lorax Served all on a green dish From cats wearing hats could ever compare to the places I go When hearing you speak in voices so low I dream of great Snorses gallumphing through Greenland Or bright feathered farces flying through Freeland I’m a doctor you know, but my cures are no use, Against all of your charms, Hi my name is Suess.

  9. Are you a stack of dirty dishes

    Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long. (Works best if you’re a dish boy)

  10. Beauty and The Beast Reference

    I love you. Don't believe me? Ask the dishes when I marry you.

Funny dish pickup lines

Honey, you're one tasty dish...
Now how about some dessert?

Hey girl, are you deep dish pizza?

Cause dayum you are thicc

The only thing dirtier than those dishes is how much I want to — oh, wait, no, those are really dirty.

You must be a Jaredite, because you are tight like unto a dish.

You must be one spicy dish because you’re making my heartburn.

Revenge might be a dish served cold, but I'll make sure the sex is piping hot.

Revenge is a dish best served cold; my love on the other hand, is best served hot and steamy.