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Top 17 Dish Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dish pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dish conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. ARE YOU DISHES?

    Cuz I feel the need to do you...

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  2. You must be one spicy dish because you’re making my heart burn.

  3. Meet me at the water dish, I'll buy you a drink.

  4. Girl I want you to be to me what a spider is to a fly

    And suck my brains out!

    (Made this up last night whilst washing the dishes thinking about spiders, no idea where my brain went)

  5. Are you my dishes?

    cause i wanna wet u and do you all night.

  6. Let's to go your favourite place to grab a bite

    Even if I don't like dishes there, I can have you

  7. Not one fish or blue fish Nor a Grinch and a Lorax Served all on a green dish From cats wearing hats could ever compare to the places I go When hearing you speak in voices so low I dream of great Snorses gallumphing through Greenland Or bright feathered farces flying through Freeland I’m a doctor you know, but my cures are no use, Against all of your charms, Hi my name is Suess.

  8. Are you a stack of dirty dishes

    Cause I want to get you wet and do you all night long. (Works best if you’re a dish boy)

  9. Beauty and The Beast Reference

    I love you. Don't believe me? Ask the dishes when I marry you.

  10. Honey, you're one tasty dish...

    Now how about some dessert?

Funny dish pickup lines

Hey girl, are you deep dish pizza?
Cause dayum you are thicc

The only thing dirtier than those dishes is how much I want to — oh, wait, no, those are really dirty.

You must be a Jaredite, because you are tight like unto a dish.

Not one fish or blue fish
Nor a Grinch and a Lorax
Served all on a green dish
From cats wearing hats
could ever compare to the places I go
When hearing you speak in voices so low
I dream of great Snorses gallumphing through Greenland
Or bright feathered farces flying through Freeland
I’m a doctor you know, but my cures are no use,
Against all of your charms, Hi my name is Suess.

Revenge is a dish best served cold; my love on the other hand, is best served hot and steamy.

Revenge might be a dish served cold, but I'll make sure the kiss is piping hot.