Top 50 Chicken Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Chicken pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Do you work on a chicken farm?

   Cause you sure do raise my cock

2. Hey girl, r u a chicken?

   Cause your Breasts I making my drumsticks so weak.

3. Did you grow up in a chicken farm?

   Because you damn know how to raise a cock.

4. Did you grow up on a chicken farm?

   Because you sure know how to raise a cock

5. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

   I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out
   
   i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first
   
   *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars
   
   Me: Can you yawn for me?
   Her:(yawns)
   Me: yeah it'll fit
   
   Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight
   
   Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y
   
   Me:
   *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
   her "what is it?"
   me " your standards hi my name is Noah”
   
   I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet
   
   *if she says she’s on her period*
   A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
   Or
   I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce
   
   Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor
   
   Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex
   
   Roses are okay
   violets are fine
   And so are you
   So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9
   
   Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?
   
   Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap
   
   One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?
   
   Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?
   
   Let’s role play
   You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you
   
   wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I
   
   *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets
   
   
   Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose
   
   The foot ball one
   
   *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot
   
   Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you
   
   Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you
   
   *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts
   
   You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile
   
   *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now
   
   I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not
   
   *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house
   
   I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities
   
   Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

6. Are you the chicken or the egg?

   Either way, I’ll make sure you come first.

7. Are you a chicken farmer?

   Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.

8. Can I get a large chicken breast, hold the breast?

9. Girl are you fried chicken?

   Cause you got some delicious looking thighs.

10. Want some rice with that chicken?

Funny chicken pickup lines

Is that a chicken in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Girl, if you were a chicken would be flawless.

Let me be a chicken nugget and take a dip in your sauce.

I'm a chicken farmer, so I know how to work with eggs baby.

You're the skin on fried chicken that fills this black void that is my soul.

I can bone out 5 chickens in 10 minutes

just think of the sexual implications.

Do you know the difference between my dick and a chicken wing? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

We are gonna do a little science experiment, you are gonna be the chicken and ima be the egg and we can finally see who cums first.

What ya’ll think?

Hey girl, you like bird watching?

‘Cause I like “chicken” you out

I would kill the riverwood chicken for you.

Role play, I’ll be the chicken, you’ll be the egg and let’s see who comes first

Idk if this is a repost, it just hit me tbh

Do you own a chicken farm

Cause you sure know how to raise a cock

Hey girl were you brought up on a chicken farm?

Cause you sure know how to raise a cock ;)

Are you a chicken?

Cause I want your breasts in my mouth

Insert pick up line.Wanna get laid?TOTALLY!Crawl up a chicken's ass and wait.

Are you a chicken farmer

Because you raised my cock

Hey girl/guy, you like chicken?

Cause I got a rooster i could give ya

Were you born on a chicken farm?

Cause you sure know to to raise a Cock

Do you live in a chicken farm

Cause you you sure know hoe to raise a cock

What do you say we go out to dinner, have some chicken... maybe some sex?

Are you an Ibis?

'Cause I bin chicken you out.

Are you a chicken grave yard?

Cause I want to bury my cock in you

Do you work on a chicken farm?

Cuz u sure know how to raise cocks!