I love your maxed out breast slider.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

Forget about chicken breast, you have the only breast I want to feast on tonight.

I am the colonel, show me your breast and I will show you an amazing time.

Are you from KFC? You got amazing breast and thighs, and you are giving me a extra hard drumstick.

I work at KFC, and I know how to spread my breading all over your breast and thighs.

Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?

Damn girl you a KFC? Cause i want to eat your juicy breast and thick thighs.

Hey girl, are u a chicken? Because your breasts make my drumsticks go wild.

I like chicken breast. Actually, I love all breasts.

Did you just come from KFC, because your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.

Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?

Babe, you are a chick because I cannot get enough of your chicken tender breasts.

"Your breasts must be Gemini, because they're a heavenly pair I can't help but admire."

"Your curves are as captivating as your horns, making you the most enchanting creature I've ever desired."

Are you a shooting star? Because just like that mole on your breast, you're one in a million!

"Hoshi, are you a lost astronomer? Because your curves are out of this world, and everyone's orbiting around you."

"Is that towel working overtime, or is it just trying to keep up with your stunning curves?"

Are you made of sugar? Because you've got some sweet melons going on there.

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

"That mushroom tattoo is enchanting; I bet it has a magical story—care to share over some fun?"

"I can't stop thinking about how good it would feel if you were to fuck me hard tonight."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, horns and all."

"That mushroom tattoo is wild, just like my thoughts about how stunning you are. Care to share its story?"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, everyone else disappears—especially when I notice your gorgeous curves."

"Is your heart as captivating as your smile? Because it must be a masterpiece to match your Mona Lisa curves."

"I must be a mycologist because I'm captivated by the beauty of that mushroom tattoo on you!"

Your tattooed cartoon on your chest has me curious... mind if I take a closer look?

"I must be dreaming; your shower scene could inspire a masterpiece. Mind if I join your art exhibit?"

"Is it odd to say your confidence is even more stunning than your curves?"

Your touch is electric, I can't help but imagine you moving my breasts as we explore each other in bed.

Can't resist your charm, let's get in bed so you can fuck me so hard I'll be breathless.

"Is that a mushroom tattoo, or are you just happy to see me? Either way, you’re enchanting!"

"I must say, your mushroom tattoo is enchanting—just like the spell you're casting on me right now."

"That mushroom tattoo is captivating, but I bet you’re even more enchanting underneath it all."

Are you a chicken? Because you've got me feeling like I just found the breast ever!

"Is it hot in there, or is it just you? Because I can't help but feel a little steam myself."

I can’t help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!

"Love, caring for you is my favorite pastime, let's start with the heart of your beauty, your beautiful breasts."

"You make my heart race and my body ache. Let's make some unforgettable memories together, sexy."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, especially those gorgeous curves."

"Excuse me, but your stunning curves have me wondering if I can get lost in your DMs tonight."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... well, except for those impressive ‘distractions’!"

"Your horns only add to your allure, babe. And those breasts? They're the masterpieces of God's own artistry."

"I can't stop thinking about you. I want you to fuck me like no one ever has."

"Your touch makes me weak, handsome. How about we get tangled up in the sheets tonight?"

"Your heart is as captivating as your beauty, but it's your intelligence that truly enchants me."

"Are you a magic mushroom? Because my heart just took a trip to wonderland!"

"Is it just me, or does the steam in here make you even more irresistible? I'd love to join you!"

That mole on your breast is like a secret treasure map leading to pure beauty.

Are you made of grapes? Cause you're the breast in the bunch!

"Is that mushroom tattoo a magic spell? Because every time I see it, I feel enchanted by you."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, which means "see you a-TEA"ful.

Are you a magician? Because every time I touch your breasts, I feel like I'm under a spell.

"Those stunning curves caught my eye, but it's your vibe that's really got me wanting to DM you."

"You can fuck me so hard that my breasts will be moving. Show me how unforgettable you are."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes and those incredible assets!"

Is it hot in here or is that just the fire in your eyes and the heat from your chest?

If you were a bra, you'd be over the shoulder boulder holder... Wait, that was too much.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears in the shadow of your grandeur."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears but your beautiful big breasts.

Are you a baker? Because those buns look absolutely delicious.

Your blue eyes are like sapphires in the night sky, and your tattooed cartoon just adds to your allure.

"Is that a mushroom on your chest or are you just happy to see me? Because you’re looking enchanting!"

"With that mushroom tattoo, you must be a fun-gi! How about we explore our chemistry over dinner?"

Your curves must be dangerous, because every time I see them, I just can't seem to look away.

"That mole on your breast is like a secret treasure map, leading straight to my heart."

"Hey handsome, your sexy kiss makes me want more. Let's get breathless together in bed."

"Is it just the steam, or did you just raise the temperature in here? You're looking stunning, even through the mist."

"Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice your stunning figure. Care to chat more privately in DMs?"

Are you made of sugar and spice? Because with those big breasts, you're everything nice.

"Wow, if your towel's this captivating, I can only imagine the beauty it conceals!"

I can't resist those mesmerizing eyes of yours, maybe we should go somewhere and get breathless together.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by your mushroom tattoo again?"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a strong connection right where it counts!"

"Is that towel a magician? Because it just made your beauty appear even more enchanting."

"That towel may be covering you, but your beauty is practically impossible to hide."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! Can we chat in my DMs?"

"Your curves are like a work of art, your beauty shines from within your heart."

"Are you a mushroom? Because you've definitely been growing in my mind all day!"

"I love your specs, they add to your allure. And small breasts? They're just more heartbeats I can explore."

"That mole on your breast must be magical, because it's casting a spell on me."

"Is it just me, or do your curves deserve their own Instagram account? DM me if you want to share!"

"Is it the radiance of your horns, or your enchanting curves, that so effortlessly captivate me every time?"

"Are those watermelons real? Because if so, you've just redefined nature's bounty in the sexiest way possible."

"Hey handsome, your sexy kiss could make me breathless. Let's get in bed and see where it leads."

"Are those gravity-defying charms a signal for me to slide into your DMs or just a captivating distraction?"

"Are you a magic mushroom? Because you make my heart trip in all the right ways."

"Is it hot in here or are your horns just sparking a devilish attraction I can't ignore?"

"Is that a mushroom tattoo, or are you just excited to grow wild together?"

"Are you a waterfall? Because I can't help but want to dive right in and explore every drop."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because that mole on your breast must be an angel's kiss.

"Are those horns a sign? Because you're devilishly attractive, and I'm sinfully drawn to your heavenly curves."

"Like two blooming roses in the sun, your breasts are a sight to be won."

"Is that towel for drying off, or just a tease to keep me guessing what’s underneath?"

Are you a shooting star? Because that mole on your breast is the perfect constellation.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over your chest... I mean, shirt.

"Breasts? Oh, you must've misheard me through text! I said 'blessed', blessed with the opportunity of meeting someone as interesting as you!"

"Excuse me, but your confidence is as captivating as your curves; can I slide into your DMs for more?"

"Is it a sin to be captivated by your horns and your enchanting curves that could make even angels jealous?"

"Excuse me, but are you a fungi? Because I'm just trying to be your spore-t!"

Do you believe in magic? Because your touch is as spellbinding as a handful of luscious breasts.

"Are your breasts made of stardust? Because they're magically out of this world."

Dear Turkeys, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, women.

Is that mole on your breast real? Because it's the only flaw I see on you.

"Your breasts must be made of stardust, because my world revolves around them."

Hey handsome, your sexy kiss makes me want you to fuck me hard all night long.

"Are you a fungi? Because you just made my heart pop like a pizza fresh out of the oven!"

"Excuse me, do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your... personality!"

"Are you a magic mushroom? Because you’ve definitely opened my mind to some unforgettable possibilities."

I would love to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs

Ideally used on big-breasted women interested in Pokemon.

"Did it hurt when your breasts fell from heaven because they look divinely soft and magical?"

Are you a 3-piece meal? Because you've got all the wings, thighs, and breasts I need.

"You must be a parking ticket, because you have 'fine' written all over you. Want to make out?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes… and your stunning figure!"

"Is that a mushroom tattoo? Because you've definitely sprouted into my mind as the most enchanting flower in the garden."

"I love your mushroom tattoo; it must be enchanting, just like the vibe you bring into the room."

"That tattoo is enchanting; it makes me wonder if you can cast a spell on me tonight."

"With a body like that, you could dry off the ocean and still leave me thirsty for more."

Excuse me, but your shirt must be made of mirrors because I can see myself in those big breasts.

"Are your breasts twin stars? Because my world revolves around their celestial beauty."

"Between your striking horns and killer figure, you've certainly got me under a spell of desire."

"Well, if we're talking poultry, I'm more of a chicken leg guy, but I can always make exceptions for a charming conversation!"

"The sparkle in your eyes outshines even the stars, but it's your vivacious spirit that truly captivates me."

"Hey Hoshi, is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection in this fully funded dorm-apartment of ours."

"Your curves are a feast for my eyes, but your breasts... they're gourmet. Just like the place I'll be taking you to."

"Are your breasts ruled by Venus? Because they've perfectly aligned my universe with their gravitational pull."

"Your horns symbolize strength, but it's your exquisite figure that truly has me spellbound."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes and, well, everything else!"

"Hey there, you look so handsome I can't resist wanting to kiss you... and more."

"Your eyes sparkle, love, but I must admit your full figure is a stunning sight that's hard to ignore."