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Top 44 Breast Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Breast chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, r u a chicken?

    Cause your Breasts I making my drumsticks so weak.

    I don't know what I was going for here

  2. Your breasts are similar to mount rushmore cause I'd like my face to be amongst them.


  3. Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.

  4. I was NOT groping your breast... I'm Batman, not The Fiddler.

  5. Can I get a large chicken breast, hold the breast?

  6. I'm giving free breast cancer examinations, could u pls take off ur bra.

  7. Please tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes.

  8. I'll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.

  9. I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

  10. Hey girl, are you a prequel to Harry Potter?

    Because you got Fantastic Breasts.

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Do you like Thanksgiving?
Because I wanna stuff you then pour hot gravy all over your breasts.

Did you want the breast?

Are you a chicken?

Cause I want your breasts in my mouth

Hey girl are you an Olympic swimmer? bc I wanna stroke your breasts.

Did you just come from KFC, cause your thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.

Are you a swimmer?

Cause I can give your breast a stroke

Hey your breasts are so big
The gravity attracted my eyes to it

Oh, my God, it looks like someone sneezed on your breasts!

No, no, don’t touch it! Let me wipe it off.

Are you the 200 breast stroke? Because baby you make my knees weak.

That's a stain on my bra top, isn't obvious? (pointing to the breast)

Your breast must be made of sand, because I want to bury my head in them.

I can’t help it — my eyes are trapped in the gravitational field of your breasts!

Do you know any workout to reduce the breast size? Mine is a bit too big to handle.

Did you just come from KFC, because your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.

Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?

Hi, I'm a birdwatcher and I'm looking for a Big-Breasted Bed thrasher, Do you know where i can find one?

There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.

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Aaron Carter: hey, If my brother nick lets me maybe we can go out. My tits are bigger than your so I can breast feed if we have children

I buy chicken breast but I don't stare at it for too long because I respect what a chicken has to say.

I like chicken breast. Actually, I love all breasts.

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

I've never won gold in the breast stroke, but that could all change tonight.

Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?