Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

I hope your day is as nice as your butt.

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

My nickname in high school was Butt Warmer.

I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt.

Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.

Katarina: Come on. I'll kick your butt to h**... and back

Do you believe in love at first sight of someone’s butt?

Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your huge boobs.

Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass.

Was your daddy a baker? Because you look like a cake, and I'd like to put frosting on your butt, and eat you.

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!

You can call me cake, because I'll go straight to your ass.

Do you like pudding? Because I'll be pudding this d**... in your ass.

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet butt.

Yep, I crammed myself onto this car because I saw you through the glass and wanted to check out your butt up close and personal.

Call me Yoshi, cause I could tongue you, butt smash you, and reach for your eggs.

Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that's buried deep in my butt.

Is that butt a speeding ticket? Because I can't even have a car on campus. 

Sniff my butt. It's the quickest way to my heart.

Unlike Dee Gordon, I give you full permission to tag my butt

Ken: How many times is this? No worries. I never get tired of kicking your butt.

Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?

You have a butt that looks like a buffer gut.

So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch Netflix and cuddle, eh.

Girl, your butt is cute like an Adipose baby.

My d**... just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

I wish I were your back spot so I could touch your butt.

For score, seven years ago...I would have rocked that butt.

Your butt is rounder than my idlis.

You can call me Nemo, because I'm gonna "touch the butt"

Do you work for Papa Johns? Because you're a fine pizza ass.

You have a nice Butt! Can I make a copy?

Guy: Excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: No. Guy: Why not?

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection and I want to get closer to your bandwidth.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got that 'butt' search history going on!"

"Your beauty shines brighter than a lighter's flame, your butt is art, could Michelangelo be to blame?"

"Is that a garden in your hair? Because every flower pales in comparison to your blooming beauty."

In a world of curves and lines, your rizz is the perfect design, making you truly divine.

"Are you a butt plug? Because you've got me feeling all kinds of excitement and ready for a wild ride!"

"Is your name Butt Plug? Because you’re exactly what I need to spice things up in my life."

"You're a divine blend of beauty, and your adorable height just intensifies your allure."

"Happy birthday! I must say, that backside could steal the spotlight from any cake in the room."

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.

"Excuse me, but your curves could make anyone forget their own name—especially that irresistible backside!"

"Is your green hair from nature? Because it looks as mesmerizing as your strong physique and beautiful butt."

"Is your heart shaped like that for a reason? It’s hard not to notice how perfectly it fits."

"Are you a butt plug? Because you just filled a space in my heart I didn’t know was empty."

"Is your butt made of butane? Because it ignites some serious sparks in my heart."

"Are you a butt plug? Because you've got me feeling all kinds of excitement and intrigue."

"Are you an angel? Because heaven's definitely missing a booty like yours."

"Does your feet hurt? Because that booty has been running through my mind all day."

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

"Your body must be a masterpiece, because it's impossible to ignore such voluptuous beauty and charm."

"Excuse me, but I think your confidence just lit up the room; that smile and vibe are truly captivating."

"Is your butt in pain? Because I've been seeing it in my dreams all night, and it's heavenly."

"Is it possible for your feet to be as enchanting as your butt, because they both sweep me off mine?"

"If you were a butt plug, you’d definitely be the most intriguing accessory in my life—I love a good surprise!"

"Excuse me, but your smile is brighter than any flame my lighter could ever spark."

"Excuse me, but your vibe is as captivating as that heart shape—can I get to know the person behind the charm?"

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection, and I’d love to download your number!

You can call me Nemo, because I'm never afraid to touch the butt.

I use and own butt plugs, now tell me about your Toy Story

"Is it your birthday, or are you just always this stunning? Because that butt deserves a celebration!"

Well, a great butt deserves some credit! But I bet the rest of you is just as impressive.

"I must be in heaven, because that angelic butt of yours is truly divine."

Are you a treasure chest? Because I want to unlock your secrets and explore every inch of your depths.

"Forget peaches and cream, darling. Your butt is the dream that makes my mind scream."

"Is your butt a lighter? Cause every time you walk past, you spark a flame in my heart."

"Does your butt hurt? Because it must be hard carrying that much beauty around all day."

"With a heart-shaped butt plug like that, I can tell you know how to make things exciting—mind if I join the fun?"

"Is your swimsuit made of magnets? Because my eyes are irresistibly drawn to that flawless shape."

"Do you have a lighter? Because you've just set my heart on fire with that smoking hot butt!"

Is it hot in here or is it just the way you kick butt in that uniform?

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection and want to get closer!

You're good looking, you got a beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face, all these guys in love with you. Only you've got a look in your eye like you haven't been f**... in a year.

"You must be the perfect butt plug; you’ve just added excitement to my life in ways I never imagined!"

"I may not be a weightlifter, but I can definitely carry a conversation with someone as strong and beautiful as you."

"Darling, your curves are a masterpiece, especially that beautiful posterior - it sure outshines the moon."

Haha, you're not so bad yourself! Got any other hidden talents you want to share? 😉

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection, and I’d love to log in together!

"Your stunning derriere is like a symphony - voluptuous, captivating and absolutely unforgettable."

Are you a pizza? Because you’ve got a pizza my heart and I want a slice of you!

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and let my cute butt follow?"

Did you sit in sugar? Because you got a sweet ass.

Your booty is a masterpiece, a sight to behold, sculpted by the gods in pure gold.

"Your feet must be tired, because they've been running through my dreams and kicking my heart into overdrive."

"Does your feet get tired often? Because they've been running through my naughtiest dreams all night."

"Excuse me, but just like your favorite toy, you’ve sparked my curiosity and I’m eager to explore more."

"Are you a butt plug? Because you’ve definitely filled a special spot in my heart."

Excuse me, I lost my way in your eyes, but honestly, it was your stunning curves that caught my surprise.

"Are you an artist? Because your slim figure and big butt have sculpted my feelings into an undeniable masterpiece."

"If your behind was a halo, even the angels would blush from jealousy."

Haha, thank you! Your humor is as attractive as my butt, so we're even. 😉 Let's keep this banter going!

Thanks! It's all those squats paying off. Maybe you'll get a closer look in person sometime?

"Excuse me, but do you have a map? I just got lost in those fabulous proportions!"

Are you a glitch? Because you just made my heart skip a beat!

"Seeing your smile ignites my heart more than any lighter could ever do."

"You must be the perfect butt plug, because you’ve filled my heart with joy and a little excitement!"

"Is your smile a lighter? Because it just ignited the spark in my heart."

Are you a dictionary? Because you just gave me an "anal hickie" - defined as a pain in the butt!

Well, what can I say? Your compliments are making me blush! Maybe you'll get to appreciate it in person someday.

"Heaven must be missing an angel, because you're here, curving in all the right places perfectly."

Are you a Roblox game? Because I’d love to spend all night playing with you.

Thank you! Maybe we can both appreciate each other's assets in person someday. What do you think?

"Excuse me, but I think your body should come with a warning label—highly attractive and dangerously distracting!"

"Your smile is cute, but your blush turns me on even more. And don't get me started on that fantastic booty."

"Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Because that certainly is the sweetest ass I've ever seen."

Are you a sculptor? Because your curves are a work of art, especially that beautiful heart.

"With a smile like yours, I bet you’d make any butt plug feel jealous of your allure!"

"Excuse me, miss. Is your heart as captivating as your smile or should I start with complimenting that wonderful posture?"

"If I had a pepper for every time your spicy presence brightened my day, I'd own a salsa factory."

"I'm drawn to your strength, just like I'm drawn to the allure of your beautiful green locks."

"Just out of curiosity, how committed are you to your fitness routine? Do you place particular focus on any specific area?"

"You've got such a charming personality! Does it mirror in your yoga or gym achievements, perhaps?"

"Is your butt made of feathers? Because it looks like an angel just landed in heaven."

Thanks for the compliment! Maybe you'll get to see more than just my butt if you play your cards right.

Are you a gamer? Because I'm ready to level up our chemistry and take you to the next bedroom.

"If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence—what’s your secret to looking so fabulous?"

"Is your name Google Maps? Because I've just lost myself in the curves of your big booty."

Your big firm butt cheeks look amazing in those sexy underwear. Can I be your big spoon tonight?

Glad you like it! Can't wait to show you what else I've got that's just as sexy 😉

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection and I wanna download your heart!

"Are you a butt plug? Because you've definitely got me feeling all kinds of plugged into your vibe."

"Is your name Butt Plug? Because you’re filling my mind with thoughts I can’t resist!"

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and all I see is magic in your curves.

"Do you believe in chemistry? Because there's a spark here that's making me feel all kinds of plugged in."

"Are you a lighter? Because every time I see your butt, my heart ignites."

"Was your rearview mirror invented by Hubble? Because that butt is out of this world."