Top 20 Thicc Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thicc pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you a mom character designed by Pixar?
Cause DAMN you gotta thicc ass
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Are you from Tennessee?
Cause your accent is thicc like your ass.
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Damn girl are you honey?
Cause you are sweet and THICC.
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Hey baby, do you have to say "Open Sesame" to get in your house?
Cuz you thicc as 40 thieves.
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Hey girl did you fire missiles at Gaza?
Cuz ur ass israely thicc
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They always say Thicc Thighs save lives...
And with this pandemic, I may need you out here!
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Hey girl are you a whale?
Cause you are rare, interesting and THICC.
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If you were a triangle you’d be an obtuse one
Because you thicc
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Not really a pickup
Stay home if you're sicc
Come over if you're thicc -
Hey gorl are you thicc thanos?
Cause I’d smash.
Funny thicc pickup lines
Always had a thing for bad b*tches with thicc thighs
Girls like you are a sight to sore eyes. Let's go out before the time flies?
Are you a fan of Mike Tyson meets Disturbed?
Cause you down with the thiccness
One for the history girls
If Anne Boleyn's neck was as thicc as you are, then she would have survived
Damn girl are you my cum?
Coz you're thicc
You just blow in from stupid town?
Cause you lookin’ dummy thicc
Hey girl, are you deep dish pizza?
Cause dayum you are thicc
Ay gurl are you a left ventricle?
Cos you thicc
Here's a good one
I should start calling you Concrete Blizzard from Dairy Queen because you are THICC!
Are you 5778 Kelvin?
Because your as thicc as the sun