Top 16 Thicc Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Thicc pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Thicc conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey baby, do you have to say "Open Sesame" to get in your house?
Cuz you thicc as 40 thieves.
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Hey girl did you fire missiles at Gaza?
Cuz ur kiss israely thicc
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They always say Thicc Thighs save lives...
And with this pandemic, I may need you out here!
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Hey girl did you fire missiles at Gaza?
Cus your booty Israeli thicc
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Hey girl are you a whale?
Cause you are rare, interesting and THICC.
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If you were a triangle you’d be an obtuse one
Because you thicc
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Not really a pickup
Stay home if you're sicc
Come over if you're thicc -
Hey gorl are you thicc thanos?
Cause I’d smash.
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Always had a thing for bad b*tches with thicc thighs
Girls like you are a sight to sore eyes. Let's go out before the time flies?
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Are you a fan of Mike Tyson meets Disturbed?
Cause you down with the thiccness
Funny thicc pickup lines
One for the history girls
If Anne Boleyn's neck was as thicc as you are, then she would have survived
You just blow in from stupid town?
Cause you lookin’ dummy thicc
Here's a good one
I should start calling you Concrete Blizzard from Dairy Queen because you are THICC!
Are you 5778 Kelvin?
Because your as thicc as the sun
Hey girl, are you deep dish pizza?
Cause dayum you are thicc