Are you a bank loan? Because you've got assets that are thiccc and worth investing in!

Is your name Google? 'Cause you've got everything I've been searching for - cute and thicc!

Are you a loaf of bread? Because you are definitely thick and I want a slice.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I'd love to make a deposit.

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. You're thicc-tacular!

"Your beauty's got more followers than IG, but I'm just trying to be the one who leads your heart."

"Is your backside an enchanted book? Because every time I see it, I'm spellbound by its story."

"Hey Isa, can I take you out for a spin? 'Cause girl, you've got curves that never end."

Your beauty is like a sunset, radiant and bold; in your presence, my heart's story is told.

Your presence is like a masterpiece, captivating and alluring. Can I be your admirer?

"Are you a burger? Because with a butty like that, you're making my heart relish every beat."

Are you made of magic and stardust? Because your curves have me under a captivating spell.

Are you a demon? Because every time I look into your red eyes, I feel like I'm under your spell.

You must be a magnet, because every curve of yours is irresistibly attractive.

Your curves are a work of art, with each line and dip so smart.

Are you a bakery? Because you're lookin' thicc and I want a piece of that pie!

Are you made of water? Because you're looking thicc enough to drown in!

Your thiccness is like a powerful enchantment, casting a spell on my heart with your mesmerizing beauty.

"Was your rearview mirror invented by Hubble? Because that butt is out of this world."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te and those thicc curves are amazing!

Is your name Google? Because you've got that thicc search engine optimized look!

Are you made of sugar, spice, and everything nice? Because you got me feeling some type of way with those thicc boobs.

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your thicc curves.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, especially those voluptuous assets.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te...and have a gravitational pull to match!

"Are you a baker? Because your buns are so perfectly kneaded, they'd make any bread jealous."

If you were a triangle you’d be an obtuse one

Because you thicc

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your curves and can't find my way out.

"800 followers can't compare to the thrill of being the one who makes you smile, hermosa."

Are you made of cake batter? Because you're looking thicc and delicious!

Are you a smoothie? Because you're so thicc, it's like drinking a delicious dessert!

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "FINE" written all over you, thicc stuff!

"Your 500 followers must be a mirage, because a beauty like you deserves a galaxy of admirers."

Are you a spellbinding demon with pink hair and red eyes, because you've enchanted me completely.

"800 followers? Even they can't compare to the thrill of having your attention. Ready for our own highlight reel?"

Are you made of bread dough? Because you're looking thicc and ready to rise in my eyes.

Are you a math book? Because you're thicc with knowledge and I can't wait to study you!

Your curves are like a work of art, a masterpiece that captivates my heart.

Are you a sculpted masterpiece with curves so divine? Because girl, you're a work of art, so fine!

"Has anyone ever told you that 'Isa' stands for Irresistibly Stunning and Amazing? Because that's exactly what I see."

Are you a pumpkin spice latte? Because you're thicc and sweet, just the way I like it.

"Don't need 800 followers when all I desire is one Latina queen's attention - how about we reignite our story?"

"Are you sitting on an F5 key? Because that booty is refreshing my day!"

"Girl, you're the reason IG's temperature rises every time you post. Mind if I slide into your DMs?"

Are you a math book? Because you've got that thicc volume that everyone wants to study.

Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Because you have one sweet thiccness going on!

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—thicc-ly, of course!"

Your pink hair and thicc aura have me mesmerized. Care to cast some magic on me?

"Are you a beaver? Because thicc dams, I mean damn, you've got me stumped."

Are you a beaver? 'Cause daaamn, those big boobs must weigh a ton!

"Is your name Yoga? Because your thicc butty has got me bending over backwards in admiration."

"800 admirers and yet, none can match the rhythm of my heartbeats when I see your captivating posts."

Did you sit on a pile of sugar? 'Cause that booty looks extra thicc and sweet!

Are you made of sugar, spice, and everything nice? Because damn, those curves are unforgettable.

Are you made of cornbread? Because you're lookin' mighty thicc and absolutely irresistible!

Are you made of peanut butter? Because you're looking thicc enough to spread all over my heart!

Is your name Thiccasso? 'Cause you're a work of art that's making me want to create.

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your thicc-ness and I don't mind at all.

Are you a math book? Because you're so thicc, you've got all the right curves!

"Is your name Google? Because you've got all the thiccest search results in my heart."

Are you a devil? Because you're hotter than hell with that pink hair and red eyes!

Are you a magnet? Because girl, that thiccness is irresistible.

Is your name Netflix? Because I could binge-watch those thick red eyes all day long!

"Is your booty WiFi? Because I'm sensing a strong connection."

"Your curves and passion outshine all 800 stars in your IG galaxy, can this humble admirer get a chance to orbit?"

"Your beauty outshines even the hottest IG filters, so how about we add some real-life magic to the mix?"

Are you a beaver? Because daaamn, you're thicc!

Are you a beaver? 'Cause daaamn, you look cute and thicc!

"Your IG is fire with 800 followers, but it's your real-life sparkle that got me captivated, bella."

Are you made of cake? Because you're thicc and sweet like a delicious treat.

Do you work at a bakery? Because you've got buns so thicc, they're breaking the mold!

"500 followers? In a world of billions, I'm just trying to be the one who matters most, mamacita."

"I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for your curves and busting personality."

Hey gorl are you thicc thanos?

Cause I’d smash.

"Seen your Insta shine, but your glow in person is brighter than 800 stars, care to illuminate my world?"

Always had a thing for bad b*tches with thicc thighs

Girls like you are a sight to sore eyes. Let's go out before the time flies?

Are you made of cake batter? Because you're looking extra thicc today!

"Are you made of sugar, spice, and everything nice? Because you've got curves that could make any heart melt."

"Your IG shines brighter than the sun, but it's still not as captivating as your smile, señorita."

Did you eat a dictionary? Because you're defining "thicc" in all the right places.

Are you a math problem? Because you're thicc and I wanna solve for "X" (your number).

"Your beauty has more curves than your Instagram feed, how about we chart a new path together?"

Are you a fan of Mike Tyson meets Disturbed?

Cause you down with the thiccness

Your curves are like a symphony, captivating and divine; in your embrace, all the stars align.

Are you made of honey? Because you're thicc and irresistibly sweet.

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack! So sweet and thicc.

One for the history girls

If Anne Boleyn's neck was as thicc as you are, then she would have survived

You just blow in from s**... town?

Cause you lookin’ dummy thicc

Are you 5778 Kelvin?

Because your as thicc as the sun

Here's a good one

I should start calling you Concrete Blizzard from Dairy Queen because you are THICC!

Hey girl, are you deep dish pizza?

Cause dayum you are thicc