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Top 50 How I Met Your Mother Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty How I Met Your Mother pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Do you want to wrestle with our special bathing suit places?

  2. Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.

  3. I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.

  4. Gosh. Your body's a perfect ... this many

  5. What to come to my house and play telephone? I got the string, you got the cans.

  6. I think you fell from heaven, because you look like an angel.

  7. I'm awesome. You're awesome. Let's be awesome together!

  8. I love this story

    The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother

  9. Wanna come over and look at my snow globe collection?

  10. I'm sorry it's taken me this long to figure it out, but I promise I'm done making a fool of myself.

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What do you say we go out to dinner, have some chicken... maybe some sex?

Daddy's home!

Have you met [name]?

Duck, duck, gross

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What do I do for a living? ....Please

Legen...wait for it...

POOF! I'm here, where are your other two wishes?

I'd like to plant you and grow a whole field of yall.

Girl, you have got to be tired because you have been running through my mind ALL DAY.

Are your pants made out of a bunch of tiny pictures, because I can definitely see myself in them.

What do you say we go out to dinner, have some chicken... maye some sex?

Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There is no one hotter than God.

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The only reason to wait a month for sex is if she's 17 years, 11 months old.

That was the night I was born. I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom and strode into the world, Armani-clad and fully awesome.

Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can't. You're way out of practice and she's way too hot for you. So, remember, it's not about scoring. It's about believing you can do it, even though you probably can't. Go get ‘em, tiger!

I've done so much good today, I've got like a soul boner

A week? That's like a year in hot girl time.

There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.

Open your brain tank, bro, 'cause here comes some premium 91-octane knowledge. There's three rules of cheating: 1. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married. 2. It's not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels. 3. And it's not cheating if she's from a different area code. You're fine on all three counts.

Remember, it’s not about scoring. It’s about believing you can do it, even though you probably can’t.

To succeed you have to stop being ordinary and be legen - wait for it -dary!

If you were a dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

My name may not be luna, but I sure know how to lovegood!