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Top 50 How I Met Your Mother Pick Up lines

Do you love the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother? Is your loved one a fan of the show? If so, these “How I Met Your Mother” themed pick up lines will surely work for you. Use these flirty pick up lines to impress and make your loved one laugh!

  1. Do you want to wrestle with our special bathing suit places?

  2. Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.

  3. I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.

  4. Gosh. Your body's a perfect ... this many

  5. What to come to my house and play telephone? I got the string, you got the cans.

  6. I think you fell from heaven, because you look like an angel.

  7. I'm awesome. You're awesome. Let's be awesome together!

  8. I've done so much good today, I've got like a soul boner

  9. I love this story

    The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother

  10. I feel like I've done so much good I have a "soul boner"


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With great penis comes great responsibility

Wanna come over and look at my snow globe collection?

What do you say we go out to dinner, have some chicken... maybe some sex?

I'm sorry it's taken me this long to figure it out, but I promise I'm done making a fool of myself.

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POOF! I'm here, where are your other two wishes?

I'd like to plant you and grow a whole field of yall.

Girl, you have got to be tired because you have been running through my mind ALL DAY.

Are your pants made out of a bunch of tiny pictures, because I can definitely see myself in them.

Dude, lots of chicks think that architects are hot. Think about that, you create something out of nothing. You're like God. There is no one hotter than God.

You know what I love about Halloween? It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag.

That was the night I was born. I rose like a phoenix from her mentholated bosom and strode into the world, Armani-clad and fully awesome.

Okay, pep talk! You can do this, but to be more accurate, you probably can't. You're way out of practice and she's way too hot for you. So, remember, it's not about scoring. It's about believing you can do it, even though you probably can't. Go get ‘em, tiger!

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Working How I Met Your Mother tinder opener

There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants.

Open your brain tank, bro, 'cause here comes some premium 91-octane knowledge. There's three rules of cheating: 1. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married. 2. It's not cheating if her name has two adjacent vowels. 3. And it's not cheating if she's from a different area code. You're fine on all three counts.

Remember, it’s not about scoring. It’s about believing you can do it, even though you probably can’t.

To succeed you have to stop being ordinary and be legen - wait for it -dary!

If you were a dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

My name may not be luna, but I sure know how to lovegood!

I know we're not in professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

I must have had some felix felicis. Because I think I'm about to get lucky.

Going to bed? Mind if I slytherin?

You are like a bottle of skele-gro: you're growing me a bone.