110 Dirty Pick Up lines And Rizz

Are you looking for dirty pick up lines to use to break the ice and get things going? These dirty pick up lines are just the thing that you need. They are the dirtiest, naughtiest, and sometimes even cheesy pick up lines. Use these to pick up guys or girls to get things started. These dirty pick up lines will be perfect for you!

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Best Working Dirty Rizz

A good Dirty pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Are you a washing machine?

Cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load
The word of the day is legs.

Come back to my place, and we can spread the word
Hey let’s play titanic

You will be the iceberg and I’ll go down on you.
Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between!
Hey girl, do you garden?

Because I'm looking for someone who likes to get down and dirty
You took those yoga pants for sale?

Because in my house there are 100% discount.

Here are 110 dirty pick up lines for her and flirty dirty rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your dirty rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny dirty pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty dirty joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute dirty pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about dirty are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Nice shoes. Wanna screw?

Let's talk dirty:

Spitzenkandidaten!

My mom cleaned my sheets, who wants to get them dirty again.

I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

I'm going to bed, you coming?

Since we've been told to reduce waste these days,

what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

Do you think I can fit that in my mouth? Wanna try?

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Cheesy dirty Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

My lotion is 100% natural, want me to rub one on you?

Smile if you want to have kiss with me.

Hey baby, this fondue is waiting for you.

You wanna taste it?

I wish I was your nose during winter so you could blow me all day long.

My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.

Wanna go back to my place and save me?

Could you help me stick something down my throat

So I can test my gag reflex

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Funny dirty Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Dirty conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

With me you'll feel like the Ganges.

Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.

I have the F, C, and K. All I need is U.

Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!

I don't think I want your babies,

but I wouldn't mind refining my baby-making technique with you

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

I want to get filthy dirty like we're Rio water.

Hey you wanna play cricket?

You be the ball i'll be the bat and i'll hit you all night.

Let's make a deal dearie you show me the beast you think you are & I'll get down on my knees and show you the beauty in it.

Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here,

but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.

My bush is on fire, wanna cool it?

Is your name Little Red?

Cause I could sure ride you in that hood!

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Clever dirty Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Dirty hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you a sea-lion?

Because I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but heres my back, so whip me maybe?

Let's talk dirty: Euro bonds!

Do you like KFC? Because you can eat this bone.

Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?

I have a dirty weekend planned.

Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

Think coal’s dirty? Wait until you hear what I want to do with you.

There are 206 bones in a persons body would you like to add one more.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

You’re so dirty.

Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.

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Smooth dirty Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Dirty pickup lines make her give you her number.

I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

Let us let only latex stand between our love.

Nice f**king weather. Want to?

I’d remove all the chairs in the world, just so you have to sit on my face.

When I say 'bitch',

I mean it as a compliment!

Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a wiener stand!

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that p*ssy needs.

You should stop drinking, because you're driving me home!

Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and f**k the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?

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Flirty dirty Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Dirty pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

"Do you like cherries?" [No.] "Ok, can I have yours?"

Can you touch my bellybutton?

I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have kiss within the next 30 minutes.

Do you like Adele? Cause I can tell you wanna be rolling in the D.

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.

Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

Do you like whales? Cause we can go h**... back at my place.

Does your kiss come with a saddle cause I wouldn't mind riding you.

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Cringe dirty Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

I'm no good at pick up lines, but I can pick you up and you will feel my line.

Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.

Do you like Kellogg’s? Cause I wanna Frost your Flakes.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.

Do you have an Asian passport? Because I'm China get into your Japantees

If the sun were to stop shining, I'd be your source of vitamin D.

Now that Trump is president, our country surely is s**...... and you can be too!

How much will $20 get me?

What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.

Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Dirty love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Dirty chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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