Nice shoes. Wanna screw?

Let's talk dirty:

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My mom cleaned my sheets, who wants to get them dirty again.

Can you help me?

My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.

I'm going to bed, you coming?

Do you think I can fit that in my mouth? Wanna try?

My lotion is 100% natural, want me to rub one on you?

I wish I was your nose during winter so you could blow me all day long.

Hey baby, this fondue is waiting for you.

You wanna taste it?

My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.

Wanna go back to my place and save me?

Could you help me stick something down my throat

So I can test my gag reflex

I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

With me you'll feel like the Ganges.

Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.

I have the F, C, and K. All I need is U.

Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

I want to get filthy dirty like we're Rio water.

Hey you wanna play cricket?

You be the ball i'll be the bat and i'll hit you all night.

Let's make a deal dearie you show me the beast you think you are & I'll get down on my knees and show you the beauty in it.

My bush is on fire, wanna cool it?

Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here,

but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.

Is your name Little Red?

Cause I could sure ride you in that hood!

Are you a sea-lion?

Because I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but heres my back, so whip me maybe?

Let's talk dirty: Euro bonds!

Do you like KFC? Because you can eat this bone.

Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?

Think coal’s dirty? Wait until you hear what I want to do with you.

There are 206 bones in a persons body would you like to add one more.

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

You’re so dirty.

Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.

I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

Let us let only latex stand between our love.

Nice f**king weather. Want to?

I’d remove all the chairs in the world, just so you have to sit on my face.

When I say 'bitch',

I mean it as a compliment!

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what that p*ssy needs.

Do you like apples? [Yes/No] How about I take you home and f**k the sh*t out of you. How do like them apples?

You should stop drinking, because you're driving me home!

Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?

Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.

Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

"Do you like cherries?" [No.] "Ok, can I have yours?"

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

Can you touch my bellybutton?

I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have kiss within the next 30 minutes.

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

Before I hit on you, do you have a problem with large genitalia?

Do you like whales? Cause we can go h**... back at my place.

Does your kiss come with a saddle cause I wouldn't mind riding you.

I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?

Call me leaves, cause you should be blowing me.

I'm no good at pick up lines, but I can pick you up and you will feel my line.

Do you like Kellogg’s? Cause I wanna Frost your Flakes.

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.

Now that Trump is president, our country surely is s**...... and you can be too!

If the sun were to stop shining, I'd be your source of vitamin D.

How much will $20 get me?

What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.

You’re so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby.

Do you believe in free love? [No] Then how much do you cost?

Hey baby, I've got a back seat with your name on it.

How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?

Are you an elevator? Cause I wanna go down on you.

Call me Chris Brown, cause I’d hit that!

Do you like Ramen Noodles? Cuz I'll be Rammin' my noodle in you later.

They say that kissing is a language of love

so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and f**k.

I'm bigger and better than the Titantic - only 200 women went down on that vessel!

What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

If I were a Nintendo cartridge would you blow me?

Are you a doctor? cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.

Girl are you a witch? Cause you know how to make something stand without even touching it

You must be Jelly, cause jam don’t shake like that.

Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.

Do you need a stud in your life? Cause I got the STD and all I need is U.

If you ever get tired, you can sit on my face anytime.

Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them...

It's not just going to s**... itself.

I hope to God you can't sing because I just wanna f**k you.

Don't let me die! I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.

Pass me the coffee and sugar girl, coz you already made me cream in my pants.

Is that a mirror in your pants, because have kiss with me.

Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the 'd' cause you'll get that later!

You remind me of my little toe... because I'm going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Want me to put some words in your mouth??

I'm easy. Are you?

Are you a shower? Because when I feel dirty I want to go under you.

Are you a farmer? Because you’ve got some big, round, beautiful melons!

Girl, are you trash? Because I am into some dirty talk tonight.

Are you a birthday candle? Cause I'd blow you until I get my wish.

I’m a plumber. I can get down and dirty with you fast, and I will fix all of your leaks.

Your lips look dirty. I can clean them up for you.

I like to get really really dirty. Running on back trails in the rain is the best.

Do you think my mind is dirty ?

Yes , because you're in it

Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.

Do you know what’s common between me and an old car?

We both are rough and dirty with a bouncy ride that will leave you sweating.

My name is Haywood. Haywood Jablome.

Do you ever talk dirty? 'Cause I just soiled my pants.

Babe, can I be your mechanic? Because I am want to go under you and get dirty.

People call me pig, because I like to play dirty.

That shirt is really becoming on you. Then again, if I was on you, I'd be coming too.

"Call me your white tee, 'cause just like you never want to stain it, I never want to lose your precious love."

"Are you a laundry expert? Because I'm just like a white tee, needing your love to keep me fresh and clean."

"Are you a white tee? Because I promise not to stain you, just add a layer of love!"

"I may have a dirty mind, but when it comes to you, all I think about is netting the perfect love shot."

"Hey stud, ever had a full body detail? Because your bulging muscles are a sexy ride I'm dying to clean up."

"Is your name Tameka? Because you handle me like a precious white tee, with all love and no dirt."

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because I'm a white tee that could use your gentle, loving touch."

"I have this magic watch that can actually talk to me. Seriously, it's saying something right now. It says that you're not wearing any underwear, is that true?." [No.] "Oh wait, my watch is an hour fast!

"Are you a dustpan? Because I just can't seem to clean up my act around you."

"Just like a white tee, I'd make sure our love remains spotless and wrinkle-free."

"Are you a broom? Because you've just swept me off my feet with your cleanliness in this messy world."

"Just like my favorite white tee, I can't help but want to keep you close without any blemishes."

"I see you've been getting dirty; how about I wash away the grime and make your brawny arms shine?"

Babe, did you throw a piece of garbage? Because I am ready to get down and dirty.

Looking at you makes me need to change my underwear.

"Are you a laundry detergent? Because my white tee heart needs your love to stay clean and bright."

"Hey Tameka, are you my white tee? Because I don't want you to leave any heart stains on me."

"Badminton's my game, but there's no racket when it comes to how much I'm smitten with your smile!"

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears leaving guilty thoughts of just you and me."

"Are you a laundry expert? Cause I'm like a white tee, needing your tender care to avoid any dirt."

"Because even the dirtiest questions sound sweet coming from your lips."

"Because behind every 'dirty' question is an opportunity for me to impress a sophisticated woman like you."