The Pick Up Lines

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Top 50 Dirty Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dirty pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a washing machine?

    Cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load

  2. Do you want to try an Australian kiss?

    It's like a French kiss, But down under...

  3. The word of the day is legs.

    Come back to my place, and we can spread the word

  4. Hey let’s play titanic

    You will be the iceberg and I’ll go down on you.

  5. Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between!

  6. You took those yoga pants for sale?

    Because in my house there are 100% discount.

  7. Nice shoes. Wanna screw?

  8. Let's talk dirty:

    Spitzenkandidaten!

  9. My mom cleaned my sheets, who wants to get them dirty again.

  10. I'm going to bed, you coming?

Funny dirty pickup lines

I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

Can you help me?

My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.

Since we've been told to reduce waste these days,

what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

Do you think I can fit that in my mouth? Wanna try?

My lotion is 100% natural, want me to rub one on you?

Smile if you want to have sex with me.

Hey baby, this fondue is waiting for you.

You wanna taste it?

I wish I was your nose during winter so you could blow me all day long.

My doctor told me I have a Vitamin D deficiency.

Wanna go back to my place and save me?

If you believe in "wind power", this might require you getting your knees dirty.

Could you help me stick something down my throat

So I can test my gag reflex

I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

I have the F, C, and K. All I need is U.

Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!

I don't think I want your babies,

but I wouldn't mind refining my baby-making technique with you

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

I want to get filthy dirty like we're Rio water.

Hey you wanna play cricket?

You be the ball i'll be the bat and i'll hit you all night.

Let's make a deal dearie you show me the beast you think you are & I'll get down on my knees and show you the beauty in it.

My bush is on fire, wanna cool it?

Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here,

but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.

Is your name Little Red?

Cause I could sure ride you in that hood!

Are you a sea-lion?

Because I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.