50 Dirty Pick Up lines

Are you looking for dirty pick up lines to use to break the ice and get things going? These dirty pick up lines are just the thing that you need. They are the dirtiest, naughtiest, and sometimes even cheesy pick up lines. Use these to pick up guys or girls to get things started. These dirty pick up lines will be perfect for you!

Best Working Dirty Pickup Lines

A good Dirty hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Are you a washing machine?

Cuz i wanna fill you with my dirty load
The word of the day is legs.

Come back to my place, and we can spread the word
Hey let’s play titanic

You will be the iceberg and I’ll go down on you.
Roses are red, pickles are green, I like your legs and what's in between!
Hey girl, do you garden?

Because I'm looking for someone who likes to get down and dirty
Okay so I dmed a girl you win on her slutty Dorothy costume and she asked me “ what’s my prize”

Please help me reply I’m actually stuck and I can’t make it dirty lol

Short and cute dirty pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about dirty are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You took those yoga pants for sale?

Because in my house there are 100% discount.

Nice shoes. Wanna screw?

Let's talk dirty:

Spitzenkandidaten!

My mom cleaned my sheets, who wants to get them dirty again.

I'm going to bed, you coming?

I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

Since we've been told to reduce waste these days,

what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

Cheesy dirty Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Do you think I can fit that in my mouth? Wanna try?

My lotion is 100% natural, want me to rub one on you?

Hey baby, this fondue is waiting for you.

You wanna taste it?

Smile if you want to have kiss with me.

I wish I was your nose during winter so you could blow me all day long.

If you believe in "wind power", this might require you getting your knees dirty.

Corny dirty Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Dirty conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

Could you help me stick something down my throat

So I can test my gag reflex

With me you'll feel like the Ganges.

Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.

Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!

I have the F, C, and K. All I need is U.

I don't think I want your babies,

but I wouldn't mind refining my baby-making technique with you

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

I want to get filthy dirty like we're Rio water.

Hey you wanna play cricket?

You be the ball i'll be the bat and i'll hit you all night.

Let's make a deal dearie you show me the beast you think you are & I'll get down on my knees and show you the beauty in it.

My bush is on fire, wanna cool it?

Y'all might not be the purtiest gal here,

but we can change that with the flip of a light switch.

A good dirty Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Dirty hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Is your name Little Red?

Cause I could sure ride you in that hood!

Are you a sea-lion?

Because I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, but heres my back, so whip me maybe?

Let's talk dirty: Euro bonds!

Do you like KFC? Because you can eat this bone.

Hey, how about you sit on my face and let me eat my way to you heart?

I have a dirty weekend planned.

Do you know what I’m going to do? Three loads of laundry.

Think coal’s dirty? Wait until you hear what I want to do with you.

There are 206 bones in a persons body would you like to add one more.

I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.

Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.

You’re so dirty.

Are you flappy bird? Cause I could tap you all night.

Nice shoes, wanna f**k?

I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.

Let us let only latex stand between our love.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Dirty love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Dirty chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.